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Houston Authorities Searching For ‘Serial Defecator’
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Posted on 05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT by Fitzy_888
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They say 200 Californians move to Texas every day. => Nuff said.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT
by
Fitzy_888
To: Fitzy_888
Funny....kudos....
As an aside, I remember seeing a piece from 60 minutes I think decades ago about ‘serial elevator urinators’.....
Young folk would just piss in an elevator as a rebellion against authoritarian society.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:21:52 PM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Fitzy_888; tx_eggman
so... this one guy... he can poop on EIGHT driveways... in 3 hours?!?!?
coincidentally the timing just happens to be after Taco Bell closes....
hmmm...
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:21:55 PM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
To: Fitzy_888
A Serial Defecator in your neighborhood is better than a Cereal Defecator coming into your home.
To: Fitzy_888
. . . he lives in the White House. . . .
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:23:09 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(The political left are utterly evil and corrupt)
To: Gaffer
Cereal defecator-Probably Grape Nuts.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:23:36 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: Fitzy_888
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:23:54 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin.)
To: Oliviaforever
You folks always beat me to the good puns.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:24:23 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Fitzy_888
My guess is he/she isn’t crapping in their driveway, just dumping the crap there.
What if he/she works at the sewage treatment plant? Endless supply to dump, and no DNA to trace back.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:24:44 PM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Unions are an Affirmative Action program for Slackers! .)
To: Fitzy_888
Are you sure it’s not the Yooper Pooper?
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:25:32 PM PDT
by
null and void
( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
To: TurboZamboni
:: Probably Grape Nuts. ::
I was thinking that Tony the Tiger would be suspect #1.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:26:23 PM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
To: Fitzy_888
I'll try to keep this story short. A company I worked for had a problem with a phantom crapper (he simply didn't flush, that's all). A VP would get really ticked-off about it. He'd come bursting into the sales wing exclaiming, "the phantom crapper has struck again!" Naturally, he thought it was one of us trying to mess with him. And it wasn't . . . we finally determined it was the postman.
Suffice it to say, whenever he burst into my office to the exclaim the above, I would look at him and ask, "is it still warm?"
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:28:15 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
sounds like something Harry Reid would do
To: TurboZamboni
Cereal defecator-Probably Grape Nuts.WWEGS (What Would Euell Gibbons Say)?
To: Fitzy_888
Here’s a new role for a Johnny Depp film; a bizzarro version of Johnny Appleseed after he gets the Hash Potatoes mixed up with the Hash Brownies.
To: Fitzy_888
***generally on their driveways, ***
Maybe he didn’t want to get chiggers in his butt crack.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:33:49 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: lee martell
Sounds like a role Depp would take. Fortunately for him he actually chooses a lucrative role once in a while, like a drunken gay pirate that gave him 3 smash hits
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:34:44 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
To: SpinnerWebb
I’m thinking this guy has serious stomach issues..that’s A LOT, unless he’s a dog..my shih tzu Maxie can do that, he holds his for special occasions, but this guy, sounds like colitis to me
To: 1rudeboy
Could it be that in this case it could be a postman making midnight deliveries?
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:43:58 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Fitzy_888
Whole thing sounds like a bunch of doo-doo to me.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:44:05 PM PDT
by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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