Posted on 06/18/2014 7:12:49 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The DOJ today requested that Congress appropriate an additional 250 million dollars for a new computer system. DOJ stated the need for the new computer system was caused by an unplanned and unexpected need.
Eric (the Corrupt) Holder stated the new computer system was needed to initiate, document and process the tidal wave of pardons expected in the next two years. With the possible loss of the Senate in the fall and the possibility of impeachment of himself necessitated the speeding up of the pardon process.
The PIMPS (Pardon Important Management Progressives System) is expected to be able to handle the tens of thousands of pardons required for low to high level managers at all the departments and agencies. IRS, EPA, DOJ, BATF and State departments and agencies will be given priority processing. Because His Arrogance is kind of limp wristed, an automatic signer machine function is incorporated into the system.
Managers to receive the pardons must have their applications and donations (or taxes in John Roberts lingo) into DOJ before the fall elections. Required donations (or taxes) will range from 10% of a years salary for low level managers to 40% for high level managers which is considerable less than probable legal expenses (no professional discount for fellow Progressives) if the presidency is lost.
They'll store them in some spare MRI's the VA isn't using.
That’s a lot of extention cords running over to the NSA.
Enough for two ObamaCare web sites that won’t work.
Well since eric, my peeople, holder has plenty of time on his hands since he is not up holding the law he can spend that time doing some work and fill out the forms by hand. At least he would be doing SOMETHING to earn his tax payers paid salary.
Funny. But one bit of advice. Obama’s government never does anything in the ‘millions’. That’s chump change. To be of any believable significance, it should have been more like $100 Billion. Otherwise, funny.
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