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Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet detailing reasons why his wife would not have sex
The Daily Mail ^ | 21 July 2014 | Richard Spillett

Posted on 07/21/2014 9:55:20 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican

A spreadsheet that a man emailed his wife detailing her reasons for turning him down for sex has been shared by thousands of people online.

For a whole month, the 26-year-old sexually-frustrated husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.

He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: excel; excuses; lists; napl; nottonight
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1 posted on 07/21/2014 9:55:20 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

Man-up Dude, and tell her, not us!


2 posted on 07/21/2014 9:57:21 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Your linky stinky!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2699651/Not-tonight-dear-I-m-tried-gross-sick-drunk-Frustrated-husband-creates-spreadsheet-detailing-different-reasons-wife-not-sex-him.html


3 posted on 07/21/2014 9:59:39 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Interesting how many of the posts are either “I ate too much” or “I’m sweaty and gross”.

I suspect there’s more afoot here, btw. Were I the guy, I would at least contemplate the possibility that the missus might be one or more of the following: A) Frigid. B) Gay. C) Sleeping with somebody else.


4 posted on 07/21/2014 10:04:33 PM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Of course, if he ever refused to pony up for her shopping, there’d be worse than spread sheets hitting the fan.


5 posted on 07/21/2014 10:04:39 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: MinorityRepublican

Las Vegas or divorce, dude. If she’s this disinterested now, it ain’t gonna get better 5 or 10 years down the line.


6 posted on 07/21/2014 10:04:53 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: DemforBush

The answer was ‘yes’ 3 times in one month. A couple of my friends (they are a bit older) would consider that frequent. :)


7 posted on 07/21/2014 10:08:00 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: DemforBush

If it was C. then he’s notice she is dressing better,
fixing her hair, wearing make-up and seemingly happier.
Do not ask me how I know.


8 posted on 07/21/2014 10:09:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Right Brother

Ah, you are correct. I misread some of the dates.


9 posted on 07/21/2014 10:10:09 PM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

He asks too much ick


10 posted on 07/21/2014 10:10:26 PM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Both of these people are just broken.

Anyone that would make such matters public needs a good ass kicking.

And she certainly seems to be no prize.

I have my flaws...everyone does. But this couple...Oy Vey!


11 posted on 07/21/2014 10:11:18 PM PDT by Bobalu (Israel is the most long-suffering and peace loving nation on Earth.)
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To: MinorityRepublican
"I'm sweaty and gross"

Shouldn't he be the judge of that?

12 posted on 07/21/2014 10:15:53 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparisons)
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To: Graewoulf
Man-up Dude, and tell her, not us!

for some bizarre reason, she posted it on the internet... so weird... she seems awful... run, Joe, run...

13 posted on 07/21/2014 10:16:17 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Bobalu
Anyone that would make such matters public needs a good ass kicking.

the thing is, he didn't make it public... she did...

14 posted on 07/21/2014 10:17:24 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: MinorityRepublican

I’m more disgusted that she would go to the gym and not shower before bed! Gross


15 posted on 07/21/2014 10:19:06 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: MinorityRepublican

The article is said to be written by a Mr. Richard Spillett. Question: Is the writer also the frustrated husband we just read about? “I’m posting this story, not for me, but for a friend.”


16 posted on 07/21/2014 10:22:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: MinorityRepublican

An Excel spreadsheet. Now there is a turnoff.


17 posted on 07/21/2014 10:23:29 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: MinorityRepublican

It appears he didn’t try very hard to be irresistible.


18 posted on 07/21/2014 10:24:20 PM PDT by greatvikingone
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To: Right Brother

He’s 26, assuming she’s about the same age, there is something seriously wrong with their relationship.

First, he is hurting from the constant rejection. Even in a relationship, it’s like asking women out and being told no as a single guy. It’s actually worse in many ways since the woman you love is rejecting you.

Second, it’s pretty clear she isn’t getting much out of the sex. He’s probably a roll over and go to sleep kind of “lover.”

They both need to grow up and pay attention to what each other needs, physically and emotionally.


19 posted on 07/21/2014 10:24:43 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: Jack Hammer

If she was going on a ten-day business trip, it’s highly likely she pays for her own shopping expeditions. And what about him? What makes him so attractive and irresistable?


20 posted on 07/21/2014 10:25:57 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Who says he waited until they were in bed to suggest sex? Maybe he started pawing at her the second she got home from the gym. There’re two sides to every story.


21 posted on 07/21/2014 10:44:39 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

no wonder so many people aren’t getting married anymore (or are marrying anything other than a woman)

?


22 posted on 07/21/2014 10:45:23 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: informavoracious

That is true - however doesn’t the chart show that she went to bed dirty? It appears she was complaining about being dirty, yet whether it was one hour or four until bed, she still never took a shower. I don’t care if she had sex with him or not - I think going to bed dirty is just disgusting


23 posted on 07/21/2014 10:50:11 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: faithhopecharity

Good point


24 posted on 07/21/2014 10:50:38 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Graewoulf
Man-up Dude, and tell her, not us!

He did tell her - He sent it to her in an e-mail. She was the one to post it online and tell the whole world.

25 posted on 07/21/2014 10:57:30 PM PDT by CA Conservative (Texan by birth, Californian by circumstance)
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To: MinorityRepublican

the problem may not lie with her.

if you’re asking... you’re doing it wrong and she’s probably trying to save your feelings.

you’ll know you’re doing it right when she’s the one instigating


26 posted on 07/21/2014 10:59:22 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Reason number one... you made a spreadsheet


27 posted on 07/21/2014 11:00:21 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: DemforBush

or HE might be lousy in the sack


28 posted on 07/21/2014 11:00:57 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: MinorityRepublican

why cannot people keep these things private??


29 posted on 07/21/2014 11:01:39 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Bobalu

She is the one who made it public it seems


30 posted on 07/21/2014 11:03:02 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Right Brother
The answer was ‘yes’ 3 times in one month. A couple of my friends (they are a bit older) would consider that frequent. :)

I'm with you on that bro.

31 posted on 07/21/2014 11:06:05 PM PDT by BBell (I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
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To: MinorityRepublican
Okay, he spends a few minutes asking for sex, but probably didn't spend much time wooing her.

Ya gotta turn on a coffee maker before you get coffee.

32 posted on 07/21/2014 11:12:13 PM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Leave her.


33 posted on 07/21/2014 11:17:27 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

In a sexually satisfying relationship, sex accounts for 10% of the relationship.

In an unsatisfying sexual relationship, sex accounts for 90% of the relationship.

Don’t ask how I know this.


34 posted on 07/21/2014 11:21:17 PM PDT by AllAmericanGirl44
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To: Vendome

This thread is useless without pics of the pair


35 posted on 07/21/2014 11:23:45 PM PDT by spokeshave (OMG.......Schadenfreude overload is not covered under Obamacare :-()
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To: MinorityRepublican
Well, if the frustrated husband thinks he's not getting any intimacy now, after this Excel spreadsheet came out he will be intimate once a year. My thought is that wife has a boyfriend that's keeping her hot and sweaty and the dumb husband is just DUMB.
36 posted on 07/21/2014 11:27:46 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: MinorityRepublican

He seems a bit needy - women don’t like to constantly have to reinforce that she loves him (she’s not his mother) - seriously he would be better off not to ask and go down the pub - she will be all over him once she knows she has to work a bit for his affection.

Either that or she has already moved on! Either way the dude has to man up and have some self respect!


37 posted on 07/21/2014 11:30:47 PM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong.)
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To: MasterGunner01

Good point. Why’s she so interested in going to the gym and looking good?


38 posted on 07/21/2014 11:40:18 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: informavoracious

Gazing into my crystal ball, I see...

I see....

I see divorce ahead...


39 posted on 07/21/2014 11:47:23 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

The interesting thing is that many people actually LIKE the way their spouses smell - this was backed up in an experiment some time back.


41 posted on 07/22/2014 12:10:19 AM PDT by Republican1795.
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To: MinorityRepublican

I feel lucky my marriage was never like that. If I had a woman tell me she was sweaty and gross every night I probably couldn’t get it up with her.


42 posted on 07/22/2014 12:19:04 AM PDT by detective
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To: MinorityRepublican

He should make a spreadsheet detailing his efforts to make a baby with her and then keep hydrated and let biology run it’s course. Whether people want to admit it or not, that’s the whole crux of the matter. But for brief moments, intimacy merely makes for great sentiment, but family is forever, a giant leap for mankind!


43 posted on 07/22/2014 12:30:14 AM PDT by Theophilus (Be as prolific as you are pro-life.)
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To: AllAmericanGirl44

I know, everytime, something is up when sex all of a sudden stops, becomes irregular or just doesn’t feel right.

In every instance there are tell signs that go along with it like asinine comparisons to other people about things that really don’t matter.

One kept some idiot haridan and telling me how much smarter than me she was. Apparently, a college graduate with a Masters in something unimportant but, was on welfare.

didn’t compute.

Of course, my bloated ego never believes crap like that.

somehow they think they can use the fact that I dropped out of high school as the beginning of their campaign to marginalize me.

never mind that I had straight A’s through school, tested out of high school in the 10th grade, went to college (though I didn’t complete, as I decided I didn’t want to be a cop) and that I am a voracious reader and learner.

I’m also the number one child of six and I lived with my competitors for 18 years. I know how to dispense idiots and am quick to do it.

besides, I’m good looking, charming, always looking for a laugh, challenges excite me and I generally make more money than most, am well traveled speak Spanish and can pick up languages fairly quick and even do okay at German, Tagolog and a bit of Korean.

So when I started getting the battle of the wits thing from someone set on riding a broom, I usually go along with em and set then up to ride lightning, with a smile.

This guy probably missed all the other cues. I don’t miss em and usually give them the proof they aren’t dealing from the top of the deck.

I don’t like dirty pool players and if you are going to present evidence contrary to a whole relationship and worse, against reality, then the days aren’t much longer.

maybe it’s those four years I spent as a Sheriff Explorer and learning about tells from very experienced cops I rode with or criminals who gave me life advice when I worked in the jail.

the guy needs to assess what is really going on and be strong enough to walk, for his own self worth or go through life being victimized.

Life’s too short to take the whole thing seriously and no one gets out alive.

live it up baby and enjoy the ride.

Even bad relationships can be fun but, they come with a time limit.

Know when to ring the bell and move on.

Oh and I never got married. Don’t think I will and not sure at 50 I even care.

I just want to enjoy good company as equals or be left alone.

I got my friends, my dog and my family.

I’m okay with me.


44 posted on 07/22/2014 12:34:06 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: MinorityRepublican

1. I like sweaty....but that’s just me. Besides...if done right...one is sweaty and stinky after sex anyway.

2. Like I tell everyone who complains that their wives ain’t giving them any...”You ain’t doing it right.” Women will beat your door down if you do.


45 posted on 07/22/2014 12:43:08 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Republican1795.

Yep, part of our attraction to someone has to do with the scent pheromones compatibility.


46 posted on 07/22/2014 1:44:14 AM PDT by kelly4c (http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=2900389%2C41#help)
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To: Vendome
....somehow they think they can use the fact that I dropped out of high school as the beginning of their campaign to marginalize me...

I watched an old episode of "Supernatural" last night where short conversation got me laughing.

Bobby, Sam, and Dean were in Bobby's hospital room talking about what the heck they were gonna do about the Devil being unleashed, the Angels all up in arms ready to do battle with the demons - all right here in their backyard.

Dean told the others "we're just not gonna let that happen - we're gonna fight'em and beat'em". "Nope, not gonna happen here."

Bobby says "so, what do we do?"

Dean shrugs and shakes his head "I got no idea - I got nothin"

"But I got a GED .....[searching for more words].. and a give-em-hell attitude, and I'm gonna figure it out."

Bobby, "boy, you're nine kinds of crazy"

Dean, "it's been said."

[My daughter married a man a decade ago that dropped out of high school - he later got the GED. For a couple or three years he worked as a tire store manager. With my first grand daughter, working to get and keep a house and grand daughter number 2 on the way, he picked himself up and got to it, and landed a sales job at a freight company. Today he is a manager/salesman making over 5 times his age. And I have the greatest gift of all - three of the most precious grand daughters a man could have.]

47 posted on 07/22/2014 1:46:39 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: MinorityRepublican

In the article the wife mentions she had gained weight and was trying to take it off. Seems perhaps part of the problem for her is poor body image? A little romancing can go a long way. Women are not like men, you can’t just expect them to be ready at the drop of a hat. Rather than sending her a spread sheet, he should have been sending her love letters.


48 posted on 07/22/2014 1:52:33 AM PDT by psjones (u)
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To: MinorityRepublican
Professor is discussing this in his sex education class. He’s asking student to say how often their partner has sex with them. Guy on the front row is pulling an Arnold Horshack. After two students gave reasonable answers, the professor finally calls on the guy jumping up and down. “And you sir, how often.”
“Once a year? That’s not very often. Why are you so excited?”
“Tonight’s the night!”

49 posted on 07/22/2014 2:12:43 AM PDT by Portcall24
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To: Slings and Arrows

“excuses excuses!”


50 posted on 07/22/2014 2:17:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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