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Naked thieves take burgers from SW Fla eatery [Nekkid!]
www.miamiherald.com ^ | 07-24-2014 | Staff

Posted on 07/24/2014 1:44:46 PM PDT by Red Badger

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into a southwest Florida eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest."

In fact, waitress Nancy Sansevieri is still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach.

Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.

Doc's general manager Lou Bangert told the News-Press of Fort Myers (http://newspr.es/1pevKLk ) that he's never witnessed such a crime in the restaurant's 27-year history. Thieves have broken in and taken money from the cash register, but he says no one has ever slammed through a door completely naked looking for beef.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; funny; hamburger; naked
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Video at link................. More info here:

http://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/23/bonita-beach-burglars-take-the-beef-leave-their-briefs/13040241/

1 posted on 07/24/2014 1:44:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Animal House prank?


2 posted on 07/24/2014 1:46:14 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Red Badger

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!!


3 posted on 07/24/2014 1:47:03 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Red Badger

This thread is useless WITH pictures.


4 posted on 07/24/2014 1:47:15 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Red Badger

Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.


5 posted on 07/24/2014 1:47:54 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Red Badger

Your honor I’d like to present skid mark evidence

“But my clients weren’t even driving a car!”


6 posted on 07/24/2014 1:48:31 PM PDT by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: Red Badger
Too bad it wasn't In-N-Out....

That's what a hamburger is all about! :)
7 posted on 07/24/2014 1:49:10 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: Red Badger

Where’s the beef?


8 posted on 07/24/2014 1:49:31 PM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: Red Badger

Bath Salts?


9 posted on 07/24/2014 1:50:13 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Red Badger

Another sign that this country is doomed!

or just Florida


10 posted on 07/24/2014 1:50:14 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Red Badger
Twitter Florida Man Men
11 posted on 07/24/2014 1:50:46 PM PDT by Theoria (I should never have surrendered. I should have fought until I was the last man alive)
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To: dfwgator

They just needed something to put between their buns......................


12 posted on 07/24/2014 1:50:54 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Morgana

Ground beef is now worth more than our money. Surprised there’s not more bacon being sold at $9 per 12 ounce package a box or two and someone would have quite a haul.


13 posted on 07/24/2014 1:50:57 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: b4its2late

definitely drugs involved


14 posted on 07/24/2014 1:51:07 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Red Badger
Sgt. Friday: Could you describe the suspects Maam?

Witness: Well, one was short and kind of stubby, The other was long and skinny.

Sgt. Friday: No, Maam, I meant, did you see their faces?

Witness: Their faces?

15 posted on 07/24/2014 1:51:39 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparisons)
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To: TigersEye

That’s what the owner said when she opened the next day..................


16 posted on 07/24/2014 1:51:59 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Michael.SF.

17 posted on 07/24/2014 1:52:21 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: GeronL

We do our part.....................


18 posted on 07/24/2014 1:52:48 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: b4its2late

Nah, they didn’t try to eat someone’s face off...................


19 posted on 07/24/2014 1:53:59 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Morgana

Maybe, but Bonita Springs is kinda upscale...............


20 posted on 07/24/2014 1:56:10 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!!

. . ... but itwus too late.

She'd already got a FREE SHOT!

21 posted on 07/24/2014 1:56:19 PM PDT by skeptoid (the thot plickens)
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To: skeptoid

LOL!!!


22 posted on 07/24/2014 1:57:34 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Red Badger

From the articles on FR it seems like the state does more than its share


23 posted on 07/24/2014 1:58:02 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Bare Naked Laddies..................


24 posted on 07/24/2014 1:58:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: GeronL

It’s all them Damn Yankees I tell ya!.....................


25 posted on 07/24/2014 1:59:06 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: dfwgator

Funniest scene in the movie.


26 posted on 07/24/2014 1:59:30 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Red Badger

True statement.


27 posted on 07/24/2014 1:59:40 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: GeronL

Yes, big time.


28 posted on 07/24/2014 2:00:05 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: dfwgator

Perfect scenario.


29 posted on 07/24/2014 2:04:24 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: william clark

The grinning Ike picture gets me every time.


30 posted on 07/24/2014 2:05:09 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Ike grinning in the background really sets up the scene.


31 posted on 07/24/2014 2:05:43 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: Red Badger

I’ve eaten there many times. Very pricey houses in the area.
No credit cards or checks. Cash only. Pretty good food. $10 burgers, etc.


32 posted on 07/24/2014 2:10:56 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: dynachrome
No credit cards or checks.

No shirts, no shoes, no pants, no problem!.................

33 posted on 07/24/2014 2:13:09 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Red Badger
Beefcakes Steal Beef Cakes! Last Seen Hauling Buns Down the Beach.

Col. Mustard in the kitchen was a prime suspect until the video exonerated him.

34 posted on 07/24/2014 2:15:30 PM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Ping.


35 posted on 07/24/2014 2:18:07 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: dfwgator
Porky's Revenge II
36 posted on 07/24/2014 2:18:10 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: Darksheare

Have you sent samples of your coffee to Florida?


37 posted on 07/24/2014 2:18:34 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Red Badger

Were they listening to Primus?


38 posted on 07/24/2014 2:27:41 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Heck they might have been them!.................


39 posted on 07/24/2014 2:29:51 PM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Red Badger

Shake hands with beef...


40 posted on 07/24/2014 2:34:08 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
Hamburglar. Now available in naked.


41 posted on 07/24/2014 2:43:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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To: a fool in paradise

42 posted on 07/24/2014 2:44:30 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Red Badger

One of them will flip on the others when the cops grill them.


43 posted on 07/24/2014 2:45:33 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Army Air Corps
I've been in Texas all week. I swear.

/johnny

44 posted on 07/24/2014 3:02:13 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I was just curious if you ever had to deal with nekkid folks breaking into your kitchen!


45 posted on 07/24/2014 3:06:06 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
The only nekkid folks I dealt with in the kitchen was when I was trying to pry the bus boys off the waitresses in the linen closet.

Always on the clean linen.... Sheesh.

/johnny

46 posted on 07/24/2014 3:11:39 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Red Badger

Did they tip?


47 posted on 07/24/2014 3:21:41 PM PDT by lurk
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To: Red Badger

There are 8 million stories in the Naked City

This is one of them.......


48 posted on 07/24/2014 3:22:40 PM PDT by njslim (T)
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To: dfwgator

“That would be a very tasty burger.....”


49 posted on 07/24/2014 3:26:34 PM PDT by njslim (T)
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To: Army Air Corps

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of weaponised coffee in that location.


50 posted on 07/24/2014 5:49:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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