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A reincarnated 'American Jesus' on Netflix? Build an ark. Quickly.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/ ^ | 7/20/18 | John Kass

Posted on 07/22/2018 1:08:31 PM PDT by BBell

Netflix is developing a superhero show from a comic book, and America loves comic-book superheroes.

This one is about an American superhero, for modern American tastes, and it’s bilingual so this epic superhero show will be inclusive, too.

It involves a boy who suddenly and surprisingly discovers, in the way of all young superheroes, that he has amazing powers.

And not just any superpowers. He has power over death itself.

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I don’t know much about “American Jesus.” But if you’ve got plenty of lumber and nails and pitch, now might be a good time to start building an ark.

We do know Netflix has set their new “American Jesus” on shaky theological ground, insisting that their Jesus has been reincarnated.

Reincarnated? Really? That’s not Christian theology. That’s Hollywood.

Netflix should be thrilled I’m not emperor, or I might burn the whole network as heretics.

But I have no desire to burn heretics or waste my time engaging in theological disputes with show-biz types. Rather, I have questions.

How does the boy realize he’s Jesus? Or does Netflix just skip over the trinity and go right to politics?

Does he come home after a baseball game, his coach having yelled at him for making three costly errors? He’s upset and kicks his glove across the living room floor and wakes his crazy Uncle Joe, who looks suspiciously like a maniacal former vice president of the United States.

“I’m all out of beer!” shouts crazy Uncle Joe. “We drank beer in Scranton, dammit! Working men drank beer!”

“Don’t worry Uncle Joe, drink this,” says the boy.

“I hate water … wait! It’s wine! You saved the best for last! Thanks, boy! Can you turn these toothpicks into cigarettes? Be a good lad.”

And what about his miracles?

(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Religion; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: americanjesus; netflix
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Pretty humorous. Worth reading. If netflix follows through with this it will be awful I'm sure. Loaded with SJW platitudes with an evil politician modeled after you know who and probably a good guy modeled after the other guy. White will be evil, women will be all virtuous based on the number of hook ups and abortions they've had Christians will be tool of evil and muzzies the good guys.

I'm still not getting rid of my netflix. Too many really good foreign shows and amazon cannot measure up yet.

1 posted on 07/22/2018 1:08:31 PM PDT by BBell
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To: BBell

I’m just waiting for another season of Stranger Things.


2 posted on 07/22/2018 1:16:10 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
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To: BBell

Netflix broadcasting child porn isn’t enough for you? Are you waiting for live executions?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5895419/Netflix-face-investigation-child-pornography-claims.html


3 posted on 07/22/2018 1:17:28 PM PDT by antidisestablishment ( Xenophobia is the only sane response to multiculturalismÂ’s irrational cultural exuberance)
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To: BBell

No more floods.

Next time — fire.


4 posted on 07/22/2018 1:23:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BBell

Netflix stock just swooned 15% in a single day due to a much lower subscription increase than anticipated. After they signed up Obama and Michelle and Michelle Wolf plus adding Susan Rice on the board of directors, a lot of people dropped their subscription and fewer are signing up.

“American Jesus” will only accelerate their demise.


5 posted on 07/22/2018 1:23:49 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: BBell
"I'm still not getting rid of my netflix."

Rather than ask you why you're still part of the problem, ask yourself -- if you got back all the time you spend on Netflix, what could you do with it?

6 posted on 07/22/2018 1:24:30 PM PDT by StAnDeliver ("Mueller personally delivered US uranium to Russia.")
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To: StAnDeliver

Does Netflix lean left? Why conservatives may be tuning out in droves.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/opinion/the-conversation/sd-netflix-left-leaning-vs-conservatives-poll-20180604-htmlstory.html


7 posted on 07/22/2018 1:27:44 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: BBell
An ARK won't do you any good the next destruction is by fire unless the ark is built of asbestos then you die of cancer might as well take a dive in the lake of fire get it over with quickly !

As for My house and I we shall worship the Lord

Not a celluloid hero !

8 posted on 07/22/2018 1:33:59 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (;I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” Sherlock Holmes)
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To: aquila48; antidisestablishment

I never watch and never will watch any of those shows. I’m thinking that they may come around sooner or later. I saw that that letterman has a show now. I ignored it and I no longer see it come up on my queue. The foreign content is excellent and as I have amazon as well I thought that they may be just as good but they are not. Hulu is awful.


9 posted on 07/22/2018 1:42:40 PM PDT by BBell (Antifa are like house cats. One squirt from a squirt bottle and they scatter.)
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To: StAnDeliver
if you got back all the time you spend on Netflix, what could you do with it?

Drink more beer? Plot against the neighbors? Arm myself against hippies and antifa?

10 posted on 07/22/2018 1:45:36 PM PDT by BBell (Antifa are like house cats. One squirt from a squirt bottle and they scatter.)
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To: BBell

“I’m still not getting rid of my netflix”

Then you can count yourself among the reasons that this travesty and others are produced.


11 posted on 07/22/2018 1:51:35 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 1)
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To: BBell

Quit feasting on the mind poison from mass media....go out and get those foreign shows another way. I guarantee after 1 month of no mass media your mind will be much much freer. I did it a long time ago. Try it.


12 posted on 07/22/2018 1:57:37 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: BBell

Messo-American Hayzeus?


13 posted on 07/22/2018 2:08:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Spygate's clock began in 2015 - what did President Obama know and when did he know it)
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To: thoughtomator

No. Society is crashing with or without me.


14 posted on 07/22/2018 2:10:25 PM PDT by BBell (Antifa are like house cats. One squirt from a squirt bottle and they scatter.)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

die of asphyxiation even if you don’t burn


15 posted on 07/22/2018 2:10:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Spygate's clock began in 2015 - what did President Obama know and when did he know it)
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To: Getready
Quit feasting on the mind poison from mass media

I like debauchery


16 posted on 07/22/2018 2:16:29 PM PDT by BBell (Antifa are like house cats. One squirt from a squirt bottle and they scatter.)
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To: Getready

I only subscribe to viki.com and dramafever.com to get my KDrama fix.


17 posted on 07/22/2018 2:20:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BBell

Your subscription money goes directly into producing those shows. If you’re fine with that on your conscience, don’t come complaining when they produce abominations. This is a company that put Susan Rice on its Board of Directors.


18 posted on 07/22/2018 2:27:19 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 1)
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To: BBell

I hope you are not a Christian and supporting this heresy. Things won’t go well for you if you have any part of this. But maybe you are young and don’t think about these things.

Frankly, no Christian and no patriot should have anything whatsoever to do with Netflix (among many other things.)


19 posted on 07/22/2018 2:40:30 PM PDT by erkelly
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To: erkelly; thoughtomator

Living supports this kind of garbage. I guess I could go live in a cave and not pay taxes and only barter. But how would I know that the folks I barter with are not somehow supporting garbage, directly or indirectly? I would not be able to read many books though as the publishing companies support garbage as well.


20 posted on 07/22/2018 2:54:30 PM PDT by BBell (Antifa are like house cats. One squirt from a squirt bottle and they scatter.)
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