Posted on 11/15/2019 1:15:04 PM PST by GOP Congress
"Democrats Announce SUCCESS at Removing Trump from Office!"
The Democrats have come to a deal to announce the removal of Donald Trump from the presidency of the United States to the cacophony of cheers. With the deal, Donald Trump will leave office on January 20, 2025, more than eight years after the Democrats started impeachment hearings.
"WE DID IT!" Ebullient House Minority Leader Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gleefully ejaculated to the press.
"The specter of nationalist, capitalist White Supremacy will finally lose their single biggest supporter in the history of the country. This is a great day for all Americans, particularly the marginalized people of color community and stuff!"
Speaker Mark Meadows was nonplussed, noting in the recent election that President-Elect Pence was simply going to carry on Trump's dismally, highly-successful agenda. "No changes have been made to the political diaspora," Meadows stated, with a noticeable compliance with the language of the woke left. "The President-Elect, along with his Vice President-elect Candace Owens, will simply keep this country on course. Keep in mind that even the Constitution agrees that Trump should be removed on January 20 at the end of his second term." Democrats, however, are not budging.
In particular, 117-year-old Maxine Waters was particularly jubilant. "I TOLD you we would 'peach 45. I TOLD YOU!!" she cackled to her supporters, mostly white methheads from the diversity-mandated placements from the projects in her South Los Angeles district. "But now a new monster is in his place, Mike Pence, so we too must keep up the battle. 'PEACH FORTY-SIX! 'PEACH 46!
When all is said and done, this leads to the tenacity and longevity of the Democrat Party to follow through an objective and achieve a successful political conclusion. Their next task? Impeaching Mike Pence, a goal that, with their newfound confidence, fully expect to successfully implement on January 20, 2033.
If the ‘Peach Pence, they will just have President Candace Owens to contend with .
I think one might have chosen a different verb in relation to AOC...
The verb chose was certainly intentional.
choice
“117-year-old Maxine Waters” Lol!
Impeached on the day Don Jr was sworn in as president.
“Ejaculated” was actually a common word in British literature in the 1800’s and early 1900’s, but over time has since been replaced more and more exclusively by the sexual connotation. I had just read a Sherlock Holmes story where Dr. Watson blurted out something and Conan Doyle used the e-word, and it kind of stuck as to how AOC would react.
yes,recognized.
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