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Toilet paper could face a new shortage
Fox Business ^ | 3/25/2021 | Ken Martin

Posted on 03/25/2021 6:57:03 AM PDT by antidemoncrat

A shortage in the availability of shipping containers could lead to another toilet paper shortage.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxbusiness.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: toiletpaper
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Geeze. All that is required is for the Biden administration to whip up an executive order allowing people to only poop once every three days or be arrested by the DOJ's poop patrol.
1 posted on 03/25/2021 6:57:03 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: antidemoncrat

Just go on a liquid diet. Problem solved.


2 posted on 03/25/2021 6:58:22 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (`)
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To: antidemoncrat

Not again! The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 was enough!


3 posted on 03/25/2021 6:58:55 AM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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To: antidemoncrat

The weather is warming up and I have a hose....


4 posted on 03/25/2021 7:00:54 AM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: antidemoncrat

because they’re making paper shopping bags now ? maybe we’ll wipe with plastic ,LOL


5 posted on 03/25/2021 7:01:08 AM PDT by butlerweave
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"THE GREAT WIPE OUT OF 2021!"
6 posted on 03/25/2021 7:03:49 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor." )
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To: FormerFRLurker

With arrival of communism, this is going to be permanent. Get ready. Newspaper is a good substitute, in worst case grass and leaves will have to do.
Well, our ancestors used grass and leaves only, and it worked out for them, communism is always regression to the basics.


7 posted on 03/25/2021 7:04:48 AM PDT by AZJeep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHQkryIIs)
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Well, Keith, a cheapskate friend only answers the call at work or in stores with public bathrooms, used to drive the supervisors crazy, Keith would clock in and shuffle off to drop the kids at the pool....

The boss finally started counting it as his break but the union pencil whipped her into submission.


8 posted on 03/25/2021 7:05:27 AM PDT by skepsel (I miss William F. Buckley and the old Firing Line)
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Figures, I just raked up all my leaves from the fall!


9 posted on 03/25/2021 7:07:29 AM PDT by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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The issue is not the production of toilet paper. It is the fact that there is a world wide shortage of the containers at the ports. We are experiencing it in the shipment of lumber from Europe. There are not enough containers getting back to Europe and Asia. The containers are here in the west and in Europe. The empties are not moving back fast enough to Asia.

Also, there were some container ships moth balled and out of service because traffic slowed down last year.


10 posted on 03/25/2021 7:14:14 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: AZJeep

Most of the local vegetation in Arizona is not well suited for such use.


11 posted on 03/25/2021 7:17:10 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: woodbutcher1963

Well, now we know what’s in the hold of that mega ship grounded in the Suez canal.

S. S. Bounty my ass! The S.S Whipple is more like it.


12 posted on 03/25/2021 7:17:45 AM PDT by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food. )
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To: antidemoncrat

The Democrat/Left appears to be grasping at straws with this to maintain the elevated level of increasingly irrational fear as their tyranny is not yet fully in place.


13 posted on 03/25/2021 7:19:24 AM PDT by glennaro ("Until it's safe" means "never" (Dennis Prager))
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To: antidemoncrat

Just saying that on the evening news will cause a rush on tp and a shortage.


14 posted on 03/25/2021 7:22:12 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The nation is in the grips of incurable hysterical insanity, as usual.)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

Yes, we in AZ will be in trouble! Cactus leaves are not very suitable! Will have to settle for the newspaper.


15 posted on 03/25/2021 7:25:56 AM PDT by AZJeep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHQkryIIs)
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To: skepsel

You know, I heard about those people too!


16 posted on 03/25/2021 7:28:14 AM PDT by AZJeep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHQkryIIs)
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To: antidemoncrat

I remember a year ago at the beginning of the COVID scare people hoarded buttwipe. Those giant racks at COSTCO were empty. Aldi’s limit one 2 roll package.


17 posted on 03/25/2021 7:28:49 AM PDT by nascarnation
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It would be kinda like using a sting nettle, would not it. It is hard to beat the old Spanish moss except for the red bugs in it. But you gotta take the good with the bad.


18 posted on 03/25/2021 7:28:51 AM PDT by sport
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To: antidemoncrat

I stocked up on tp and other stuff in preparation for the ensuing chaos when Trump overturns the election fraud and remains in office....LOL! Foolish me thinking SCOTUS would do its job.....at least I have enough tp and paper towels for the upcoming covid 20 lockdowns.


19 posted on 03/25/2021 7:31:34 AM PDT by HerrBlucher
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Go on a low/no-carb diet...

or

Get a bidet

20 posted on 03/25/2021 7:32:02 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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