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Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To 10 Unsupervised Minutes With Hillary Clinton
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 12/30/2021 10:29:47 AM PST by Impala64ssa

After a jury found Ghislaine Maxwell guilty on five counts in her sex trafficking trial, Maxwell's sentence was quickly handed down: ten minutes unsupervised in a room with Hillary Clinton.

"Considering the gross immorality of your crimes, the court sees fitting to put you in a room with Hillary Clinton, turn off the cameras, tell the prison guards to take a short, ten-minute break, and, you know, see how it goes for ya," the judge said. He banged his gavel. "May God have mercy on your soul."

Maxwell, who had been stoic in court up to this point, broke down sobbing. Through her lawyer, she asked if she could have some kind of melee weapon during the ten minutes with Mrs. Clinton. The court relented and granted her a pool noodle.

At publishing time, the court had also declared that should Maxwell survive her ten minutes with Hillary Clinton, a millstone will be tied around her neck and she'll be "yeeted into the sea".


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; epstein; ghislainemaxwell; giuffreroberts; gizzymaxsrll; herheinous; jeffreyepstein; lolitaexpress; virginiagiuffre; virginiaroberts
Cruel and unusual punishment!!😜😜😄😃 A benefit concert needs to be held on Gizzy's behalf to prevent this injustice. Perhaps (pretend to) Rage Against the Machine can do a smarmy rendition of Knocking on Heaven's Door 😜😜
1 posted on 12/30/2021 10:29:47 AM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

A small stainless steel bottle was found immediately after Hillary left. News at 11.


2 posted on 12/30/2021 10:31:16 AM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Impala64ssa

ROFLMAO! I KNEW ‘The Bee’ would nail this, LOL!


3 posted on 12/30/2021 10:31:39 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Impala64ssa

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4 posted on 12/30/2021 10:33:10 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (The best things in life aren't things.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Like putting a piranha in with a largemouth bass (the bass wins every time).


5 posted on 12/30/2021 10:34:06 AM PST by JusPasenThru (Imagine taking medical advise from the same people who believed Jussie Smalett. -Tim Poole)
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6 posted on 12/30/2021 10:34:13 AM PST by Diogenesis (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Hard to see how that holds up on appeal. After all, we did sign the Geneva Convention.


7 posted on 12/30/2021 10:34:53 AM PST by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here.)
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If my life were hanging by a thread like Ms. Maxwell’s is, Hillary would not be breathing at the end of those 10 minutes. I probably would be in Hell for that, but the rest of the planet would be spared anymore misery.


8 posted on 12/30/2021 10:51:48 AM PST by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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Two go in but only one comes out! Alive that is.


9 posted on 12/30/2021 10:54:58 AM PST by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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Shortly after the case was sent to the jury for deliberations, Hillary sent a note to Ms. Maxwell:

"Ghislaine,
When this is all over why don't you get together at my place and you can just hang? Hillary"

11 posted on 12/30/2021 11:38:59 AM PST by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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