Posted on 01/07/2022 8:40:03 AM PST by dayglored
NEW YORK, NY—Sources in Washington confirmed today that the National September 11 Memorial will be filled in and replaced with a new January 6 memorial that commemorates the zeroes of people killed on that fateful day. The memorial will be a 50-foot-tall bronze statue of Nancy Pelosi's stolen podium.
"Yes, 9/11 was bad, but it is time to make way for an even worse attack on our nation: that terrible day one year ago when Trump supporters walked through the Capitol building," said the designer of the statue, American artist Laslo Parkinson. "I've designed this statue to give people time to sit and reflect on the podiums that were stolen. The desks that had feet put up on them."
Parkinson then broke down and tried to regain control of his emotions. "The... the barriers that were moved. I'm sorry, I... I can't. Someone else talk."
Nancy Pelosi comforted him and then took over. "As you can see, 1/6 is way worse than what happened on 9/11. It was the worst attack on our democracy since King George III." Pelosi went on to say that similar memorials will be erected all over our country, replacing Civil War memorials and all of the Pearl Harbor monuments and memorials in Hawaii.
The cost of the memorial is not known, but Pelosi assured everyone that "we have to build it to find out how much it costs."
“The cost of the memorial is not known, but Pelosi assured everyone that “we have to build it to find out how much it costs.””
LOL! Too perfect.
They had me going for a minute….
Sorry Dems....you screwed up.....your timing was terrible, your show was horrible. Your Biden Jobless numbers for December, 2021 suck. You gonna get your butts kicked real bad this coming November, 2022 (Mid Term elections). And best of all....no one of any great number watched your farce failure yesterday!!! You are truly a bunch of Butt Wipes GALORE!!! Case Closed!!!
Parody, but represents the truth. The dems are more upset over the incursion into the Capitol, than about 19 fanatical muzzies who killed almost 3000 people.
They describe Jan 6 as an “attack.” They talk about 9/11 as “some planes flew into buildings and some people died”
They obviously are cheering the muzzies for their actions, but fanatically persecuting Republicans for Jan 6.
“It’s the Bee:
THANK GOD
I started reading this and thought it was real before it got to the Nancy Pelosi podium part, then I realized it was satire from the Babylon Bee. How sad is it that we live in a time where I thought this was true for a minute?
We got to build it to see how much it costs... LOL
Honestly, I think this helped people see the absurdity of the Democrats, and it further solidified how corrupt the MSM is in obviously working hand-in-glove with Democrats.
The problem with the Bee is that it’s so believable…reality has outstripped satire.
Too true.
With Pelosi and today’s Democrats, no expense should ever be spared to allocate the people’s money.
It’s like giving someone with a shopping addiction the ability to underwrite his or her own credit. Electing Democrats is the same giving someone a blank check to your checking account (and your neighbor’s as well).
A fair number of their "satire" pieces have, in fact, come to pass. Scary, but these are our times.
Me too, lol.
Yeah, and those guys inadvertently tried to arrest another undercover FBI agent.
How did the FBI get this corrupt?
A fair number of their “satire” pieces have, in fact, come to pass.
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They may better shut up! They are giving liberals lots of ideas!
I hope they use a butt barrel for the gavel.
They hire Democrats.
You cannot call this satire; this is exactly what the Dems are saying.
Let’s roll over!
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