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Privacy Win: Texas Legalizes Shooting Google Maps Car On Sight
The Babylon Bee ^
| February 28, 2023
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/01/2023 4:59:03 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LEWISVILLE, TX — In a move privacy advocates are hailing as historic, Texas's state legislature has passed a batch of new laws allowing civilians to shoot Google Maps camera cars on sight.
"These new laws will allow Texans to exercise their God-given, constitutionally guaranteed, and morally necessary rights to blow away any of these creepy-crawly Googl-y spy cars." Texas Governor Abbott spoke to members of the press outside the statehouse, resting the heels of his hands on what onlookers called "comically large guns" on a "comically large belt with a comically large belt buckle" designed to look like a longhorn cow on a Texas flag logo.
Google Maps cars traverse cities and towns to help build the technology company's "street view" feature, but the company is expected to reconsider sending their camera-mounted cars through Texas's borders.
Texas lawmakers are expected to pass additional legislation allowing citizens to shoot down unwanted drones, bullseye credit card machines that request fingerprint authorization, and blast phones out of the hands of TikTok influencers.
At publishing time, Texas had also announced plans for legislation allowing Texans to fire their guns in the air to show their approval of things — something they were all doing anyway.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; babylonbee; drones; googlemaps; greggabbott; laws; priavcy; rkba; satire; shooting; streetview; texas
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:01:54 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: All
Yee haw! I can’t wait. There’s gotta be a tracking app for this sucker. I’m gonna swiss cheese this sucker.
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:02:37 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I would say this needs to be made into a BB video on YT. But seeing that YT is Google owned, it probably wouldn’t last long.
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:03:57 PM PST
by
CatOwner
(Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Texas lawmakers are expected to pass additional legislation allowing citizens to shoot down unwanted drones, bullseye credit card machines that request fingerprint authorization, and blast phones out of the hands of TikTok influencers. I am HTB and I approve this legislation.
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:05:39 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Bee is BBBBBusy today.
;-)
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:10:31 PM PST
by
cgbg
(Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Funny, but I'm afraid The Bee will get in trouble for this one.
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:11:55 PM PST
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:11:58 PM PST
by
sauropod
(“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Soros will hire some homeless thug to shoot up a Google Maps vehicle then the thug will claim "the Babylon Bee told me it was okay so I done it!"
It will be national news and the BB will be crucified.
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:22:05 PM PST
by
CivilWarBrewing
(Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
To: Mark17
Lahti L-39! The official anti-Google rifle.
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:47:12 PM PST
by
sjmjax
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
03/01/2023 5:55:10 PM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good deal Texas!
Those map vehicle bother horses and riders and they bother outside diners!
(Don't want your "horse" to throw you or spill any expensive wine!)
(Yah, I know...its just the Bee! :)
To: Rurudyne
Well, I scrolled down to see the photo of the :
"comically large guns" on a "comically large belt with a comically large belt buckle" designed to look like a longhorn cow on a Texas flag logo.
Does that mean they got me or that no amount of satire can trump what ought to be?
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posted on
03/01/2023 6:10:25 PM PST
by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Crap. Was hoping this was real.
To: BipolarBob
And drones! Don’t forget drones! Drones are a lot more sporting!
To: Chad C. Mulligan
Those were already legal to shoot down. Tricky things. Very evasive.
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posted on
03/01/2023 7:36:39 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
To: CivilWarBrewing
Sadly I think you may be right
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posted on
03/01/2023 7:42:03 PM PST
by
xp38
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Heh, I can almost hear the computer keys clicking as a new King of the Hill episode takes shape.
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:43:37 PM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: WKUHilltopper
“ Crap. Was hoping this was real.”
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No, not in Texas. You have to go to Montana for actual Google Maps Car open seasons. Not sure what the bag limit is and it may vary by county. /sarc
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posted on
03/01/2023 10:31:20 PM PST
by
House Atreides
(I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAXI)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
03/01/2023 10:42:55 PM PST
by
dennisw
("You don't have to like it. You just have to do it")
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