Probably on it's lunch break.
Posted on 08/25/2023 4:16:36 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Maybe he just loves that chicken from Popeyes?
A loose monkey has been spotted in Central Florida, with the elusive simian recently seen scaring a woman working at a Popeyes drive-thru window.
“I look over and I’m like, ‘Is this real? This cannot be possible,’” employee Kimberly Bialobos told FOX 35 after seeing the monkey on Wednesday morning.
“This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Bialobos said the monkey appeared near the restaurant on Enterprise Road, in Orange City, at around 9:30 a.m.
She noted that the monkey appeared to know how to navigate the streets, avoiding a busy road before disappearing from view.
The sighting came less than two hours before the Orange City Police Department revealed they received multiple calls about the monkey roaming the streets.
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nope, ain’t gonna say it. it wouldn’t be prudent!
Joy Reid?
Did it jump on the counter and start twerking?
LaBron took the kids out for dinner
Not my circus. Not my monkey.
Must........resist........
Racist. That might have been a local.
One would think that if a owner lost a pet monkey, they would report it missing.
Was it by chance a low-income neighborhood simian?
...the elusive simian recently seen scaring a woman working at a Popeyes drive-thru window.
The Elusive Simian would make a great band name.
Monkey. That reminds me of a Joe Biden story. Years ago when Biden was traveling home from DC on Amtrak there was a big ruckus. Apparently, one rider was making racist comments aimed at a black woman traveling with her child. What was said was highly disturbing and the black woman started yelling and screaming. That disturbed Joe Biden peaceful trip and he decided to intervene. Biden quickly found his favorite conductor and approached the passengers making all the noise. Biden stood strong, backed up by the conductor and separated the two passengers that by that time were close to blows. Finally, everything settled down. Biden then thought, this black woman is a potential voter and I need to secure her vote for life. So Biden turns to the conductor and said, “how about getting this fine young woman a free meal for everything she’s been through?” The conductor said “sure, anything else?” Biden replied, “Yeah, get a banana for her monkey, too.”
Probably on it's lunch break.
Seems like the monkey wanted some spicy chicken and red beans and rice. Who could blame him/her/it/cis/whatever you want your pronoun to be?
Somebody remembers Flip Wilson!
Did that monkey and others like it meet on facebook and were planning to invade a convenience store ?
Is that your monkey???
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jGb8EKwDkBE
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