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Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad
The Bee ^ | October 13, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 10/14/2023 1:16:09 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad, residents of the state of Texas seemed entirely unconcerned.

"Global day of what now?" asked native Texan Barry Windham as he wiped his freshly oiled AR-15 with a rag. "Not sure I'm familiar with that term. Out here, we don't really listen to all the stuff going on everywhere else. We'll let everyone else get all wrapped up in that. Anyway…you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on from about 10 yards away?"

Citizens throughout Texas towns were seen calmly going about their normal business, enjoying the early fall sun, and showing absolutely no worry about the threat of radical Islamic terrorists striking at any moment. "Oh, I think they know better than that," said Stan Hansen with a smile as he loaded his 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot shells. "There's a reason you see that type of thing happen in places where folks aren't allowed to own massive arsenals that take up several rooms of their homes. Those terrorists may want to die, but they apparently don't want to die badly enough to come to Texas. We'll make it happen for ‘em!"

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; satire; texas
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I like Texas Self Sufficiency!
1 posted on 10/14/2023 1:16:09 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot; Rusty0604; texas booster; luvie; djstex

Bwahahaha.... May God Continue to Bless Texas!


2 posted on 10/14/2023 1:18:20 PM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: Navy Patriot
Personally, I was upset. I was hoping for a visit from Durka Claus. I had been a good Infidel all year long.

Even went to an Arab Restaurant near UT-Arlington, a college with a large Middle Eastern enrollment.

3 posted on 10/14/2023 1:18:59 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople ( "ever thought I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones"-Johnny Rotten)
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To: Navy Patriot

Cowboys and you-know-whos.


4 posted on 10/14/2023 1:20:28 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Navy Patriot

Don’t mess with Texas


5 posted on 10/14/2023 1:22:30 PM PDT by Cottonhill (Cottonhill)
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To: Navy Patriot

We’ve got more guns than the muzzie azzhos have and we know the country. Let those azhos “Try That In A Small Town.” There will be paraglider drivers hanging from every oak in the country.


6 posted on 10/14/2023 1:22:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Make America FIRST Again. FJB)
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To: Jane Long

you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on“

Hilarious


7 posted on 10/14/2023 1:25:03 PM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: Navy Patriot

Hey, we wanna play cowboys and muslims.


8 posted on 10/14/2023 1:29:45 PM PDT by tuffydoodle (When 2% of the country gets to tell everyone else how to live, that’s true oppression.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
...UT-Arlington...

That's The University Of Terrorism in Arlington? ...

9 posted on 10/14/2023 1:34:23 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: tuffydoodle
Hey, we wanna play cowboys and Muslims.

Yeah, I kinda figured that.

10 posted on 10/14/2023 1:36:13 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Floridians don’t worry much about jihadis and their antifa allies getting out of hand and hurting people. Most of these phonies are not really much into martyrdom.


11 posted on 10/14/2023 1:37:18 PM PDT by arthurus ( covfefe >,<)
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To: arthurus

Well, Floridians have their own way of making Florida a Great State.


12 posted on 10/14/2023 1:39:07 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: MuttTheHoople
The city of Irving hosts two large mosques. The prevailing attitude is that, should there be a Muslim attack in Texas, every mosque in Texas will be smoking rubble within 24 hours.

FWIW, there's a telltale sign when an Arab woman is trying to assimilate: they wear yoga pants in public.

13 posted on 10/14/2023 1:43:20 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Navy Patriot

I was excited about today myself. But only because the solar eclipse was at 85% maximum.


14 posted on 10/14/2023 1:45:10 PM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ Mad Moe definitely comes in as a Strong second.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
.... I was hoping for a visit from Durka Claus...

I thought the Islamic version was Durka Durka Claus.

15 posted on 10/14/2023 1:48:10 PM PDT by Nateman (If Mohammad was not the Anti Christ Mad Moe definitely comes in as a Strong second.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Barry Windham and Stan Hansen.

Two all time wrestling greats have now made it into a Bee article!


16 posted on 10/14/2023 1:49:04 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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I like Texas Self Sufficiency!

Now if only Texas could do something about their own cesspools of Houston, DFW, San Antonio, Austin... Pretty much every metropolitan area where humans outnumber cattle.

17 posted on 10/14/2023 1:51:43 PM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President. A conservative who fights and wins..)
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To: Navy Patriot; All

Uh, guys, it’s THE BEE.

Nonetheless, the sentiment on this thread and the reality of Texans being willing and able to defend themselves are both true. We can take care of ourselves, to be sure. More small arms and ammo in Texas than in the 5 largest armies, combined.


18 posted on 10/14/2023 1:59:53 PM PDT by Ancesthntr (“The right to buy weapons is the right to be free.” ― A.E. Van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: Navy Patriot

👍😄 I had similiar thoughts Thursday night as I loaded 2 rounds of 00 buckshot and 1 round of a 3” magnum shell in my 870 before I retired to bed.


19 posted on 10/14/2023 2:07:46 PM PDT by MachIV
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To: Ancesthntr

Time to go diving in the nearest lake.

There’s an arsenal down there due to boating accidents.


20 posted on 10/14/2023 2:08:37 PM PDT by TheWriterTX (🇺🇸✝️🇮🇱)
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