Posted on 10/14/2023 1:16:09 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad, residents of the state of Texas seemed entirely unconcerned.
"Global day of what now?" asked native Texan Barry Windham as he wiped his freshly oiled AR-15 with a rag. "Not sure I'm familiar with that term. Out here, we don't really listen to all the stuff going on everywhere else. We'll let everyone else get all wrapped up in that. Anyway…you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on from about 10 yards away?"
Citizens throughout Texas towns were seen calmly going about their normal business, enjoying the early fall sun, and showing absolutely no worry about the threat of radical Islamic terrorists striking at any moment. "Oh, I think they know better than that," said Stan Hansen with a smile as he loaded his 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot shells. "There's a reason you see that type of thing happen in places where folks aren't allowed to own massive arsenals that take up several rooms of their homes. Those terrorists may want to die, but they apparently don't want to die badly enough to come to Texas. We'll make it happen for ‘em!"
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Even went to an Arab Restaurant near UT-Arlington, a college with a large Middle Eastern enrollment.
Cowboys and you-know-whos.
Don’t mess with Texas
We’ve got more guns than the muzzie azzhos have and we know the country. Let those azhos “Try That In A Small Town.” There will be paraglider drivers hanging from every oak in the country.
you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on“
Hilarious
Hey, we wanna play cowboys and muslims.
That's The University Of Terrorism in Arlington? ...
Yeah, I kinda figured that.
Floridians don’t worry much about jihadis and their antifa allies getting out of hand and hurting people. Most of these phonies are not really much into martyrdom.
Well, Floridians have their own way of making Florida a Great State.
FWIW, there's a telltale sign when an Arab woman is trying to assimilate: they wear yoga pants in public.
I was excited about today myself. But only because the solar eclipse was at 85% maximum.
I thought the Islamic version was Durka Durka Claus.
Barry Windham and Stan Hansen.
Two all time wrestling greats have now made it into a Bee article!
Now if only Texas could do something about their own cesspools of Houston, DFW, San Antonio, Austin... Pretty much every metropolitan area where humans outnumber cattle.
Uh, guys, it’s THE BEE.
Nonetheless, the sentiment on this thread and the reality of Texans being willing and able to defend themselves are both true. We can take care of ourselves, to be sure. More small arms and ammo in Texas than in the 5 largest armies, combined.
👍😄 I had similiar thoughts Thursday night as I loaded 2 rounds of 00 buckshot and 1 round of a 3” magnum shell in my 870 before I retired to bed.
Time to go diving in the nearest lake.
There’s an arsenal down there due to boating accidents.
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