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Why would anyone drink Corona beer?
Posted on 06/06/2003 9:17:54 AM PDT by its gilligan
Why would anyone drink Corona Beer? I mean Mexico is not exactly known for producing quality beer in the first place. Yet this is like the dregs of Mexican brews. Its the Old Milwaukee of Mexican Beers. A poor Mexcian farm worker would probably just as soon drink his own urine as drink this concoction. The fact that you need to put a piece of fruit in the bottle to get it down should tell you something. Yet people here pay $7 a six pack for this stuff.
Well, I think I know who drinks it. It's the freepers! You see, at the end of the month when the workmen's comp check comes in, the freeper wants to impress the other freepers in the trailer park. So instead of the usual case of Busch, he goes out and buys some "imported beer." He then walks around the trailer park in his best stained undershirt with his Corona in hand and the other freepers think, "WOW WHAT CLASS!"
This has got to be it. Nobody who posts at DU would drink this stuff.
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To: its gilligan
I'll give you credit, you are twice as creative as most of your brethren - the Coors Light drinkers over at DU.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:24:09 AM PDT
by
dead
To: mountaineer
That's Electric Kool-Aid!
To: its gilligan
I don't know if I should be insulted by the theory that I drink Corona or if I should be insulted that you were educated in the United States.
Either way its a sad day if that's the best the DU has to offer...
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:24:17 AM PDT
by
MNlurker
To: its gilligan
Lime,,,, Corona,,,,, mmmmmmmm
To: its gilligan
Not True! Willie Green refuses all imports.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:24:47 AM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Tax & Spend Democrats HARM the economy; Buchananite Protectionists would DESTROY it.)
To: aristeides
Pacifica is the best Mexican beer. Muy bueno!
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:25:37 AM PDT
by
dead
To: its gilligan
Why would anyone drink Corona Beer?I drink it when it's dollar-Corona night. Otherwise-- no.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:26:11 AM PDT
by
maxwell
(Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
To: its gilligan
Corona my a$$!, PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:26:29 AM PDT
by
Dead Dog
(There are no minority rights in a democracy. 51% get's 49%'s stuff.)
To: cpprfld
There is nothing wrong with Old Milwaukee. True. It's perfectly good as a solvent, or weed killer. Or maybe something to mix in with the hog slop.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:26:42 AM PDT
by
B Knotts
To: aristeides
And dont forget Pacifico.
Around here in NorCal, it gets over 100 degrees routinely.
Pacifico goes down smooth....
Cheers,
knews hound
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:27:02 AM PDT
by
knews_hound
(Anyone else play Day of Defeat?)
To: dirtboy
"Nobody who posts at DU would drink this stuff." Yeah, you have to be 21 to buy it.
LMAO! Right on.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:27:10 AM PDT
by
maxwell
(Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
To: its gilligan
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:27:38 AM PDT
by
B Knotts
To: its gilligan
DUers impress their co-workers by inserting Corona bottles in their rectums.
"Woooooooooo look athhhh meeeeee!"
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:27:43 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: 1stFreedom
German Bier was king, until the rebirth of American Ales. Micro's Rock!
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:28:32 AM PDT
by
Dead Dog
(There are no minority rights in a democracy. 51% get's 49%'s stuff.)
To: its gilligan
I kind of like Corona, as a matter of fact I keep a small supply of it at my beach home and primary residence.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:28:42 AM PDT
by
JIM O
To: its gilligan
To: its gilligan
I have always felt that all beer is indistinguishable from its ultimate excretory form except for the bubbles.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:29:29 AM PDT
by
boris
To: 1stFreedom
BUMP
To: its gilligan
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:30:01 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Private 1st Class - 101st Viking Kitty.....Valhalla.....All the Way!)
To: aristeides
Negra Modelo is excellent, Pacifico is also great.
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posted on
06/06/2003 9:30:43 AM PDT
by
Dead Dog
(There are no minority rights in a democracy. 51% get's 49%'s stuff.)
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