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STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY - A fun fashion forum celebrating mullets, WD-40, etc.
Posted on 08/04/2003 7:29:58 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
In an effort to be inclusive, this thread is for nonmetrosexual males (and likeminded women) to advise queer guys on their outfits, decor, vehicles, hairstyles, homes and hobbies. I've outfitted the thread with keywords toward this end.
Enjoy.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: actionadventure; animalhouse; aquavelva; armpitfarts; baconeggsngrits; barbecue; baseball; basketball; bbq; beef; beer; beergut; belching; bigdogs; blazeorange; bordellostyle; bowling; brats; bratwurst; burgers; buttcrack; carnivores; chainsaws; champagneofbeers; charbroiling; cheapbeer; cheeseburgers; chewingtobacco; chili; chilidogs; chilipeppers; cigars; cinemaxporn; clinteastwood; combovers; commodehuggingdrunk; copenhagen; country; cowboyboots; cragars; cuervo; ducttape; dwarftossing; elvis; farting; fashion; flannelshirts; football; friedfood; frozenpizza; generallee; girlsgonewild; girlsontrampolines; hairybacks; hairychest; hardhats; harleydavidson; hiphop; hockey; holdthesalad; hooters; hotdogs; hotsauce; hummer; hurstshifters; icehockey; icyhot; ironcitybeer; itsmillertime; jockstraps; johnwayne; juggies; keystones; kiss; korn; lasvegas; lawndarts; lightingfartsonfire; lockerrooms; lonestarbeer; luvyourongtimegeeeye; mamadas; manshow; mardigras; meatandpotatoes; mesohawney; millertime; mlb; mondaynitefootball; morebeer; mullets; nachos; nascar; nationallampoon; nba; nfl; nhl; noquiche; noveggies; overalls; oysters; pbr; penthouseforum; pizza; playboy; pneumaticnailers; polonot; polyester; pooltournament; positraction; powertools; putas; quityerbitchin; rap; redmeat; ribs; scratching; screwcapwine; shotguns; skoal; slobs; snuff; softball; spitting; sportsontv; tacos; thrashrock; threestooges; throwlikeaman; toolbelts; tuna; underwear; velveeta; victoriassecretcat; votegop; wd40; wetgundog; whiskey; whitecastles; wrestling; xeroxyerbutt; yazoo; zappa; zikizakizikizaki
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To: GreenPartyGirl
You're already most of the way there, then, LOL. VS online has their entire clothing election available, too. its not bad at all.
Now you gotta convince your local retailers that they can sell the stuff you wear.
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posted on
08/05/2003 3:31:55 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: wimpycat; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
I think we need to see the "men" we're advising. Do you have any pictures you can post? Any of the five guys form "Queer Eye", for starters.
Russell Crowe, for another.
;)
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posted on
08/05/2003 3:34:44 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
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To: GreenPartyGirl
Sounds like a golden opportunity for a marketing niche.
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posted on
08/05/2003 3:39:44 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
Comment #25 Removed by Moderator
To: Chancellor Palpatine
I've taken the liberty of adding two more keywords: "bratwurst" and "flannel shirts." Should I add "blaze orange?" It is a three-season straight guy color in this neck of the woods.
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:23:06 AM PDT
by
Catspaw
To: Chancellor Palpatine; CholeraJoe
What about guns? Pistols, rifles, shotguns, machine guns, mortars, cannons, tanks, etc...... Hunting; hunting deer, killing deer, cleaning deer, cooking (fry, bake, barbeque, etc... ) deer, washing hands in creek, peeing in creek (downstream from washing hands). Bass fishing. Chainsaws....
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:34:21 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: Flurry
Reciprocating saws, channel locks, vicegrips, steel toed boots, scopes, taxidermy, linemens pliers.....
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:36:42 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: Catspaw
Damn right, blaze orange goes....
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:37:21 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Routers--not those weenie Dremel tools, but a big honkin' Bosch. Of course, the REAL guy tools are the Milwaukee brand.
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:42:34 AM PDT
by
Catspaw
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Gut buckets. 4X4's, mud, and a pretty woman in camo thong and orange boonie cap holding my Browning 270 A-bolt at port arms.
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:43:26 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Oh, yeah--band sanders, grinders and cordless drills (over 14.4). And Sawsalls. Definitely sawsalls.
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:45:54 AM PDT
by
Catspaw
To: Catspaw
The Sawsall was a gift from God.
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:59:58 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: Flurry
....a pretty woman in camo thong and orange boonie cap holding my Browning 270 A-bolt at port arms. After baiting a hook and gutting and filleting your catch.....
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:00:55 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Two gay guys in this pic.
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:01:55 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: Catspaw
And a lathe. No shop is ever complete without a lathe.
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:01:59 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
With the girl I was thinking, "with a gutting knife standing next to a 12 point buck thats hanging upside down with a little deer blood smeared tastefully across her supple breasts and flat tummy. " Crap when does deer season start?
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:05:31 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: Flurry
Reminds me of an old joke:
One day during the Clinton 1st term, Bill, All, Hillary! and Tipper were hanging out in the Oval Office and getting tipsy on Chardonnay while talking of the vagaries of American life. Out of the blue, Bill said "I know what the problem is - spouse swapping. All these people doing it nowadays, but we don't know much about it. We should learn. Are y'all game". Well, wine and cameraderie took over, and they all agreed.
The next morning, Bill woke up, stretched, and started talking to himself. "Man, this swapping is OK. Had a great time, feel refreshed, ready to go with my day. Wonder how the other side made out." He elbows the somnambulant form next to him and said "Hey, Al. Get your ass up and call the girls to see if they had fun, too."
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:07:45 AM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(Killing FR and driving away the base since 2000......)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
My point exactly.
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:14:16 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: Flurry
The Sawsall was a gift from God. Amen Brutha!....A Sawzall, A Wonder Bar, and a Nice Estwing, throw in a roll of duct tape, and there is nothing that cant be done.
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posted on
08/05/2003 5:18:32 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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