Skip to comments.Best yard sign stealing story I've heard so far... :)
Posted on 10/26/2004 11:24:50 PM PDT by ajolympian2004
Posted on Hannity.com: Tuesday October 26, 2004 11:43pm
Post subject: True story: democrat stealing Bush sign
True story: Last Thursday I put out one of my Bush/Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my backyard.
As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest, the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax . . . it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff.
Here comes the best part. . . . The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test.
Guess what? You got it, he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington. DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!
Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless!
Bump. Unless I find this on snopes. (kidding!!)
HIlarious! "Know thy enemy"
This is priceless... when I heard about this a couple of weeks ago, I laughed my buttocks off!
Would have made for some great viewing material! I gave my mother a Bush sign that was also stolen. I've been inspired :)
What a great story. Glad you caught this Kerry supporter perp. Around here, they have spray painted Bush/Cheney signs. The dems need to seriously grow up. They are embarrassing me as a form dem. Wish they stop it.
ajolympian2004 You are my new hero!
Disregard my post #13. The website is a DemoRAT hoax!
Hey aj... I did a 17-hour gig as an election judge in my Minneapolis suburb. While on greeter duty I had a guy come up and ask for an GOP election judge. I told him I was it. He then proceeded to lament about someone stealing all of his and his neighbors Bush/Cheney yard signs in daylight the day of the election.
It didn't come from anyone in an official capacity within my precinct, that's for sure.
I told him your story to make him feel better. He actually said he heard it from somewhere.
Oh man, that is just too beautiful. Wow.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)
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