Moderator Q & A. Ask Your Questions.

Admin Moderator | 12-26-03 | Admin Moderator

[Admin Moderator]

Ask your questions. Anything goes. We can always default to Jim.

[Captain Culpepper]

Does it taste great, or is it less filling?

[stands2reason]

Click on your name on the "Browse" page. It should be listed at the top.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Just consider yourself lucky that she hasn't (yet) done what I did to my mom when I was about 4 or 5 -- I wrote her a note, telling her that her name was "bitch" (actually, I spelled it more like "beich" or "beyotch").

[Admin Moderator]

I think you just have to click on your name. Moderators have different views than you, so I'm not quite sure, or try your profile link?? Anyone, can you help here?

[A CA Guy]

Thank You.

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

[RightWhale]

Why, to turn off your computer, do you push 'start'?

[Maria S]

1. How many of you "moderators" are working at one time?
2. How many posts have been made to the longest thread you've ever had?
3. Have you ever had a really famous person (like the president, for example) register as a poster....and who was it (if you can reveal that).

[BlessedBeGod]

Can you come up with a ping list for the ZOTs? I always miss the good ones. :-(

[The Mayor]

I know that when you bookmark a thread then is the time to change the name.

What if you opened each one and bookmarked it and changed the name, and if you did it in the order you wanted them in.
Delete them as you go..

Just curious if that would help.. It's alot of work in either case..

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

At this rate you can have them back tomorrow. I'll stick 'em in your mail box.

[Fzob]

Why is posting articles from the American Daily not allowed?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Me neither, but when I do get around to doing that, I just want to make sure I do it right.

I'm also good at putting tinfoil hats on people, etc.

[ovrtaxt]

Aw geez! African or English!

[A CA Guy]

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

[Admin Moderator]

That's something John does.

[mercy]

I would not think that could possibly be a problem for YOU.

[squarebarb]

I think all of them would look nice with little helmets and swords.

[GeekDejure]

Admin Moderator... Do you agree with the following???

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muzzle-em terrorists
are so quick and willing to commit suicide. There are many
reasons... so please allow me to list just a few:

Let's see now... for a Muzzle-em there is...

No Jesus...
No Christmas...
No television...
No cheerleaders...
No swimming...
No baseball...
No football...
No basketball...
No hockey...
No golf...

No Wal-Mart...
No Home Depot...
No tailgate parties...
No pork BBQ...
No hot dogs...
No burgers...
No chocolate...
No lobster...
No shellfish...
No fish sticks...
No chicken gumbo...
No jambalaya...
No pizza...
No beer...
No wine...

Rags for clothes...
Towels for hats... (Saudi's wear dish-rags!!!)
Constant wailing from the guy next-door,
because he's sick and there are no doctors...
Constant wailing from the freak in the Izlam tower,
because they haven't invented the telephone...
Four wives (your brides are picked by someone else)...
Your wives smell just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition...
Women must wear baggy dresses and veils at all times...
You can't shave...
Your wives can't shave...
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung...

Then they tell you when you die it gets better... for example:

You are promised 72 virgins in Idiotic paradise,
so you don't have to contend with stale, used pussy...
You are promised 12 beautiful young boys in Idiotic paradise,
so you can blissfully commit unending sodomy...
You are promised unlimited water in Idiotic paradise,
because finding water in your earthly desert was a real bitch...
You are promised unlimited wine in Idiotic paradise,
because drinking wine on earth is forbidden to Muzzle-ems...

Sheeeeesh... I mean, really... is there any mystery here ??? ;-))
.

[The Mayor]

click on your name in the upper right hand corner.
then right under the FR logo is your replies and posts..

[G-dzilla]

First two guesses:
1. Melissa Etheridge
2. Helen Thomas