Moderator Q & A. Ask Your Questions.

Admin Moderator | 12-26-03 | Admin Moderator

[Admin Moderator]

Ask your questions. Anything goes. We can always default to Jim.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Only if they can prove that they believe in insurance.

[Admin Moderator]

If you want to, we still have the nuke button though..... ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh gee, thanks. That'll REALLY make him feel better.

[Sidebar Moderator]

I can't think of a favorite, but there a bunch that make me chuckle even knowing they don't belong here.

There are threads that we can tell, just from the title, are going to wind up getting pulled. Freepers just can't help themselves sometimes.

Some of these situations are funny, but some are sad as well. Serious threads get sidetracked and never get a chance to recover.

[ovrtaxt]

This is my favorite thread. Why is it locked? Are all old threads locked?

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3ae062430192.htm

[McGruff]

Now that President Bush has captured Saddam Hussein,
what is he going to get his dad for Christmas next year?

[Admin Moderator]

Donuts too?

[Brad’s Gramma]

Can you come up with a ping list for the ZOTs? I always miss the good ones. :-(

YEAH! Great idea!

[NYC GOP Chick]

That would be overkill, I'm afraid.

[savedbygrace]

Are you suggesting you thought I was posting seriously?

[Godebert]

Why are so many liberals allowed to remain on FreeRepublic? Is there a specific policy regarding which liberals are zotted and which are allowed to stay?

[Slip18]

The only cure for the flu is, Miss Valerie:

Make yourself a hot cup of tea. In the tea you must put some lemon and honey. Preferably the honey bear honey because that's so cute. Those three things will make your throat feel better and make it easier to breathe. The most important ingredient is a shot (or two -- depending on your tolerance) of bourbon or something sweet to make the darned cup of tea worth drinking. Then you can get some sorely needed sleep.

Trust Miss Slippy on this.

[A CA Guy]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

[McGavin999]

OMG, are those stats impressive! Especially the Articles and Posts

[Gabz]

LOL. The day of the parent teacher conference as we were getting in the car I was saying something to hubby about some one being "a real witch, spelled with a 'b' instead" - guess who knows her phonics enough to pipe up and ask - what's "bitch" mommy?

Talk about doublespeak to get out of that one - 10 minutes before walking into the school. Sheesh.

[MinuteGal]

Second two guesses:

Janet Reno
Alfalfa

Leni

[NYC GOP Chick]

I know that feeling! As a board monitor/host(ess) in the Sports forum on AOL, there have been *plenty* of posts that are classics, but had to be pulled. We used to save and pass around the very best of them. ;)

[A CA Guy]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[LisaMalia]

No. we can't read all the posts, take a look at the stats

That is very intersting. Thanks for posting. I'm a database fanatic (believe it or not) and I would love to see FR be able to drill down even further than that.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yep, my parents realized a bit too late that they could no longer spell in front of me. ;)