ZOT: Hahahaha! This is too much fun

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[I could start typing anything]

Queen of the Night. Susan Herbert, Catropolitan Opera.

It's me Timothy J Toler again. I just keep getting in here don't I? I am like an annoying little bug that you can not destroy. You can ZOT me all you want. I am limitless in this town. You would have to shut down the voicings of the entire conservative redneck city I live in just to stop me.

New paragraph. See %%%%%%%, I can do it. I am sick of your %%%%% bashings without giving me a chance to defend myself. So here it is. I plan to kill you all with my WANG CHUNG!!! I am a child of the 80's yes. No, I am not evil. I am your children. We do have thoughts of our own. We are just generally scared of our parents (i.e. YOU) trying to kill us because we are "hippies." We don't need corporations dipping into government trust funds so they can FURTHER TEAR UP OUR NATION!!!

New paragraph. See, I can still do it. Here it is. You shall all be mocking me for almost 200 posts here after, like %%%%% little %%%%%%% without letting me try to defend my words. So I am through with civility. You get bitch slapped. GO %%%% YOURSELVES!!!!

[sfRummygirl]

I'm not telling people to stop giving him hell....go ahead and let him have it. I just thought maybe I actually could help one less angry screwed up kid stop being a left wing sheep. I'ld love it if we could really stop some of them.

[Quix]

i AGREE with that motivation and goal.

I just am very skeptical that anything short of a wholesale emotional collapse of some significant intensity and duration will break through his defenses.

And then there's the issue of is there any sane support group ready to help him grow up. Highly unlikely.

But he COULD cry out to God who would certainly be eager to help him.

[in the Arena]

Who let Timmy out ?

[smith288]

LOL....This thread is a laugh... Civility indeed.

[Gracey]

Bless you AMM. Three sons in the military???? You're tag line is a keeper.

[wjcsux]

That old saying of "Get a Life!" really applies to them.
I would imagine that a good number of them are being supported by us taxpayers under WIC, USDA, SSI etc.

[Grampa Dave]

Or by their parents. I sense that many of these trolls are stay at homers in their 20's to 30's. They have no job, no real education and no motivation to better themselves.

So they do these little stunts.

[wjcsux]

Most of these stay at homers didn't get the swift kick in the ass they so desperately needed in their formative years.

[Darksheare]

Narrator: "Young Timothy was Horrified to learn that Santa wanted to KILL him..."
Santa in the background: "Timmy! Timmy! Come here! I'm gonna kill you! Timmy!"
Narrator continues: "...and drag his infantile body forcibly up the chimney. And feed him to the blood thirsty reindeer."
[Background, squealing sounds]
Narrator: "So Timmy grabbed the AK 47 that he got for Ramadan and ran outside to peg the jolly fatman."
Santa, closer: "Huh? Where'd you go you little RAT?"
Narrator: "BUT, Timothy wasn't prepared for the return fire from those pesky little elves who realized that if the reindeer didn't eat, they wouldn't either!"
[Gunfire, elves yelling, Santa laughing. Fade out]

[steveegg]

I could break out a few other '80s gems that should drive the career toll absolutely batty :-)

[FourPeas]

My apologies. Please disregard the drivel stated in the original post. My three year-old is on strong medication. He must have snuck to the computer when I was putting away the laundry. He's usually much more coherrent, and sensible, and responsible than this.

[Republican Wildcat]

lol