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Tinfoil hats needed here: my Lib Brother's latest obsession [vanity]
5-24-04 | EA

Posted on 05/24/2004 9:10:47 AM PDT by EggsAckley

Winding up a visit from my wacko Liberal older Brother this weekend, and boy, does he have an incredible NEW alert from Liberal radio.

It seems that our President has made it LAW that ALL Vietnam Vets, even up to age 65, are now eligible to be drafted back into the military to be sent to the Middle East. Yes yes.......the last time I saw him it was the children, male and female, who were about to be "drafted" even though his girl is 32 and his boy is 25, and partially handicapped. Yes, sez he, Bush is going to draft them both. Now the age has been expanded to men and women UP TO age 65. Since big Bro is 62, he has a real reason to worry about this (he thinks).

I told him he needs to find a new radio station. He swears that EVERYBODY knows this, and it's ALL OVER THE NEWS, an assertion which I find amusing, since my radio runs for easily 12 hours a day.

So be afraid, be very afraid. We're ALL gonna be drafted, up to age 65, of course. Manditory service, front lines in Iraq, cannon fodder. That's the ONLY way to win the war, according to Big Bro and his NPR latenight stations.

I actually think there might be some adult beverages involved here.


TOPICS: Philosophy; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: conscription; draft; liberalfamilymembers
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To: MizSterious

"Seriously, have you had him fitted for a tinfoil hat yet?"

He sounds more like he needs to be fitted for something leather...with a lot of straps.


41 posted on 05/24/2004 9:33:36 AM PDT by Salamander (Low on estrogen but not ammo.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Knowing the leftist mind like I do their whole lives are based on a guilt complex. They always manage to blame themselves about things that are out their control but they blame everyone else for the things that they can control.


42 posted on 05/24/2004 9:33:45 AM PDT by John Lenin (Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure)
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To: EggsAckley
He must be a Jeff Rense fan.

They have garbage like that on his site. In fact, every wacko idea you could possibly imagine.

43 posted on 05/24/2004 9:34:53 AM PDT by Cold Heat (Lex et Liberatas......Semper Vigilo, Paratus, et Fidelis!)
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To: EggsAckley
OK...draft me...but this time no booney humpin'. I wanna be an WO. Nobody is really sure what they do and I like annonymity. And I want to be in charge of 'Recreational Activities.'

Troops need to be entertained and recreated. Inside 3 months I will turn that sand pit into a Club Med and have it making a profit to boot.

44 posted on 05/24/2004 9:34:57 AM PDT by Khurkris (Ranger On...revenge, grudge, payback...call it what you will. The knives are comin' out.)
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To: John Lenin

That about sums it up.


45 posted on 05/24/2004 9:34:57 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (You make me feel warm all over. No...wait...I'm soaking in a puddle of my own urine.)
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To: EggsAckley
Winding up a visit from my wacko Liberal older Brother this weekend, and boy, does he have an incredible NEW alert from Liberal radio.

If Janus F'n Kerry becomes president in November, this conservative isn't contributing ANYTHING to the war effort after November. I'll let the Blue Zones do the fighting.

46 posted on 05/24/2004 9:35:38 AM PDT by an amused spectator (The SeeBS of 2004 would have revealed the precise date and location of the Normandy Invasion)
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To: John Lenin
They always manage to blame themselves about things that are out their control but they blame everyone else for the things that they can control.

IMO, a symptom of atheism.

47 posted on 05/24/2004 9:37:08 AM PDT by Cold Heat (Lex et Liberatas......Semper Vigilo, Paratus, et Fidelis!)
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To: CCCnative
a liberal (socialist) and is convinced that they will all be rounded up and exterminated a-la Nazi by the right wingers.

Isn't that part of DARPA's mission statement?

; )

48 posted on 05/24/2004 9:37:28 AM PDT by Freebird Forever
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To: bondjamesbond

It gets better. My birthday is 9/12. So she called and remarked that "Someone sure is grumpy on his birthday."


49 posted on 05/24/2004 9:40:22 AM PDT by Rocky Mountain High
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To: EggsAckley
Gee, after 9/11 when I called, they didn't want me back!
50 posted on 05/24/2004 9:40:32 AM PDT by JimRed (Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)
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To: theDentist
You mean the Chinese aren't controlling the weather?
51 posted on 05/24/2004 9:40:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: wirestripper

You got it, she hates the church.


52 posted on 05/24/2004 9:42:13 AM PDT by John Lenin (Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure)
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To: John Lenin

I've been doing my part, one chip at a time. :o)


53 posted on 05/24/2004 9:42:57 AM PDT by GoLightly
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To: BenLurkin
Heck no.

It's the Amish.

54 posted on 05/24/2004 9:43:00 AM PDT by theDentist (John Kerry never saw a TAX he wouldn't HIKE !!!)
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To: John Lenin

Just imagine if this were true? We would have an army larger than the population of Iraq. Now, that could provide security! This is a silly as the rumor I heard that all doctors would be drafted to serve in Government Clinics by Hillary--They would pull down officers pay and could not be sued! We would have free health care for all!!!


55 posted on 05/24/2004 9:43:11 AM PDT by Hollywoodghost (Let he who would be free strike the first blow)
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To: EggsAckley
Tell him it's TRUE !...............let him spin ! Dizzy-er is good for liberals.

Sad he doesn't realize all Americans have already been drafted into the war on terrorism.

Stay Safe !

56 posted on 05/24/2004 9:43:15 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: EggsAckley
We're ALL gonna be drafted, up to age 65, of course.

So does that mean 50-somethings can enlist for the first time?

57 posted on 05/24/2004 9:44:25 AM PDT by sionnsar (sionnsar: the part of the bagpipe where the melody comes out |||| http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/)
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To: EggsAckley
Tell him to get a grip...it was a joke perpetrated by Whitehouse.org, a parody site.

What is funny is that the anti-war left is now wringing their hands over two proposals in Congress concerning the draft. Only one problem...actually two...

There are only two "draft" proposals in the works in Congress according to Thomas Legislation, S89 and HR163. Both are for drafting those between 18 and 26 to serve a period of 2 years, barring exemptions for high school students and hardship/disability. Conscientious objectors can be exempt from combat duty. HR163 was submitted by Charles Rangel...a DEMOCRAT! S89 is was submitted by Senator Fritz Hollings...another DEMOCRAT!

58 posted on 05/24/2004 9:46:10 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: EggsAckley

You have an older liberal brother too?! Wow, my sympathies. I am in the heart of the rust belt, and there are strong democrat/liberal underpinnings here.
It's been rough. My brother has gone so far, and is so vocal that it has damaged our relationship. Liberals in general, and my brother in particular love conspiracies. It's really scary to see an otherwise bright individual go so far toward irrationality.


59 posted on 05/24/2004 9:47:35 AM PDT by brownsfan (I didn't leave the democratic party, the democratic party left me.)
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To: Squantos

Too True. We are all soldiers now, like it or not. We are all targets of terrorism just because we are Americans. Old Osama's been busy in other parts of the world but--don't hold your breath. These bad apples will be back with new horrible ways to kill people right here in the US of A. Liberal, Conservative, Middle of the roaders, Commies and American Nazi's--It doesn't mean anything to them--we are all targets to be killed for Allah. We got to work together as Americans if we are to win our safety.


60 posted on 05/24/2004 9:48:23 AM PDT by Hollywoodghost (Let he who would be free strike the first blow)
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