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Why the Red Sox will win it all!

Posted on 10/08/2004 11:22:51 AM PDT by Shortwave



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The Red Sox will finally win the World Series because they have Jesus on their side. To break the dreaded curse, God has sent his only son to play centerfield!

To help break the curse, wear the above necklace during every game of the playoffs and the World Series!

Instructions:

1. Print out the above pictures

2. Put them back to back

3. Laminate them together

4. Punch hole at spot provided

5. Attach string and wear!

It's that simple! And after we are celebrating our World Series victory, you can hang your necklace on the Christmas tree as an ornament!

Go RED SOX!

1 posted on 10/08/2004 11:22:51 AM PDT by Shortwave
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To: Shortwave

Red Sox? WIN?? LOL~!

That is funnier than Jibjab!


2 posted on 10/08/2004 11:23:59 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Shortwave

I think that, to fulfill your analogy, the Red Sox need to suffer a little more.


3 posted on 10/08/2004 11:24:33 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Shortwave
You know, sometimes I think we Cubs fans are pathetic. But then I look at Boston.

At least we know we're going to lose.

4 posted on 10/08/2004 11:24:42 AM PDT by jdege
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To: Shortwave

They'll have to go through the Cards first. And I doubt they can do that.


5 posted on 10/08/2004 11:25:04 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Shortwave

Red Sox will do what they ALWAYS do in October...CHOKE...CHOKE...CHOKE :-)!!

GO Y A N K E E S and A S T R O S!!

Now wouldn't that be a humdinger of a series, especially if Dubya gets to go to both Yankee Stadium and Minute Maid park to throw out the first pitches. Or maybe have Poppy and the Silver Fox do it at the Astros home!! They're good friends with Nolan Ryan, Drayton McLaine, Roger Clemens, etc.


6 posted on 10/08/2004 11:26:03 AM PDT by medscribe
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To: Shortwave

This happens every year. Yet the 4 words that we hear after every season are the same.....wait until next year.


7 posted on 10/08/2004 11:27:18 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Shortwave

The Red Sox will lose for one reason: they're the Red Sox.


8 posted on 10/08/2004 11:27:20 AM PDT by TheBigB (I < heart > Lana Lang!)
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To: Shortwave

Ummm... No. I won't. Besides - the curse is long dead.


9 posted on 10/08/2004 11:28:04 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (How do you ask a hamster to be the last hamster to die for a mistake?)
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To: Shortwave
2018. Maybe.


10 posted on 10/08/2004 11:28:18 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Shortwave

Wishful thinking bump!


11 posted on 10/08/2004 11:28:51 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS", Fake But Accurate, Experts Say)
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To: Shortwave

GO RED SOX!!!!


12 posted on 10/08/2004 11:29:01 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
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To: Shortwave

GO RED SOX!!!!


13 posted on 10/08/2004 11:29:23 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
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To: Shortwave

They are just being set up to lose in the next round. I can't decide what is more preposterous: President John F. Kerry or the World's Champion Boston Red Sox?

Both prospects are frightening.


14 posted on 10/08/2004 11:29:33 AM PDT by Sociopathocracy
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To: Shortwave
The Red Sox will finally win the World Series

Babe Ruth

I don't think that's going to happen.

15 posted on 10/08/2004 11:29:45 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (If they couldn't stand up to ...Howard Dean..., how can we expect them to stand up to Al Queda?)
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To: Shortwave

Yes, indeed, it will require a miracle.


16 posted on 10/08/2004 11:29:58 AM PDT by Rutles4Ever ("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
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To: Shortwave

I just hope Bill Buckner is a campaign staffer for Kerry ...


17 posted on 10/08/2004 11:30:36 AM PDT by 11th_VA (John Kerry - America's first European ruler since King George)
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To: Shortwave
The only way the Red Sox will become world champions is if their opponents plane crashes and kills all aboard on the way to a game. Even then, the teams minor league team could come up and beat the Sox.

But, being that the Sox won't even make it to the world series it doesnt really matter.

18 posted on 10/08/2004 11:30:40 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Advantages are taken, not handed out)
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To: dead

19 posted on 10/08/2004 11:30:59 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: Shortwave

Not to mention the fact that you're just inviting cosmic trouble by mocking the image of Christ with Johnny F'ing Damon, of all people.


20 posted on 10/08/2004 11:31:23 AM PDT by Rutles4Ever ("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
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To: TheBigB

I can't wait to tease you in a couple weeks when those Atlanta wussburgers are sitting home watching The Game played out at Fenway!


21 posted on 10/08/2004 11:31:28 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: Sociopathocracy
President John F. Kerry or the World's Champion Boston Red Sox?

Both prospects are frightening.

The world championship is for only one year while Kerry would be for at least four. I'd rather have the Red Sox.

22 posted on 10/08/2004 11:31:41 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (If they couldn't stand up to ...Howard Dean..., how can we expect them to stand up to Al Queda?)
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To: Cicero

I think I saw Bucky Dent on one of the Stations of the Cross


23 posted on 10/08/2004 11:31:43 AM PDT by ThreeYearLurker
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To: Phantom Lord

I think the Bambino says NO!!!


24 posted on 10/08/2004 11:31:53 AM PDT by michaelbfree
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To: So Cal Rocket

Almost every team in baseball has their own collection of favorite memories about how they denied the Red Sox a World Series.


25 posted on 10/08/2004 11:32:23 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Shortwave

Too bad that they are going to LOOSE to the ST. LOUIS CARDINALS!!!


26 posted on 10/08/2004 11:33:20 AM PDT by TMSuchman (If we don't get out to vote, the anti-Americans will win, and we will loose everything!)
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To: Shortwave

27 posted on 10/08/2004 11:34:23 AM PDT by Rutles4Ever ("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Har. har. har. We'll see! ;-)


28 posted on 10/08/2004 11:35:44 AM PDT by TheBigB (I < heart > Lana Lang!)
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To: TMSuchman

They are going to un-tighten to the Cardinals? I'm sorry, I don't understand your post.


29 posted on 10/08/2004 11:36:29 AM PDT by TheBigB (I < heart > Lana Lang!)
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To: Shortwave

why they won't...........THE CARDS!!!!!!!!!


30 posted on 10/08/2004 11:36:31 AM PDT by lonster
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To: jdege

As a Boston-area native and a long time resident in the Chicago area, I fully agree that Cub fans are pathetic.


31 posted on 10/08/2004 11:37:14 AM PDT by RonF
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To: Shortwave

Well, I really don't care who wins, but I do have to say that the men on the Red Sox team have some of the worst looking hair I have ever seen. That pitcher with all those little braids in his hair - definite GIRLIE MAN!!


32 posted on 10/08/2004 11:37:25 AM PDT by Gerish (Choose God, he has already chosen you.)
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To: Shortwave

I want the Sox to win too. But remember, they have Terry Francona, a rookie manager. Less than two weeks ago he let Pedro Martinez go into the 8th inning of a very important Division race game and Pedro blew the game. Sound familiar???


33 posted on 10/08/2004 11:38:46 AM PDT by TheCrusader ("the frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the churches of God" Pope Urban II (c 1097 a.d.))
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To: dead

Heh. I've got a Wilson/Buckner signed ball. Heh.


34 posted on 10/08/2004 11:40:15 AM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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To: Shortwave

Who's your daddy?


Ask Pedro.


35 posted on 10/08/2004 11:40:53 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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nice parody..lol


36 posted on 10/08/2004 11:41:01 AM PDT by atari
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To: Shortwave

Go Red Sox!!!! Red Sox fans *always* believe. Should are hearts get broken yet once again our tears will soon be dried, as our NE Patriots will once again be world champions in January!

(Oh and to the Yankee fans here - Brown is starting tonight, ahem - desperation is in the air.....).


37 posted on 10/08/2004 11:41:49 AM PDT by Lovebloggers
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To: Gerish

38 posted on 10/08/2004 11:42:25 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: RonF

At least Cubs fans don't need to waste time following the team in the papers.

We always know how they're doing - they suck.


39 posted on 10/08/2004 11:42:36 AM PDT by jdege
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To: Shortwave

Buckner.

That is all.


40 posted on 10/08/2004 11:45:51 AM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Hmm, after Wednesday night I would imagine Pedro is the Angels' daddy. 93 mph, 95 mph, 92 mph....well you get the gist.


41 posted on 10/08/2004 11:47:09 AM PDT by Lovebloggers
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To: So Cal Rocket

That was the best....I'll never forget getting out of a
car a block away from my house screaming like a nut running home....poor Boston...hee-hee


42 posted on 10/08/2004 11:47:24 AM PDT by geege
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To: dead
Almost every team in baseball has their own collection of favorite memories about how they denied the Red Sox a World Series.

And some teams have more than others...


43 posted on 10/08/2004 11:48:05 AM PDT by gridlock (BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
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To: dead
-- and my Cardinals did it twice in the WS.

1946 and 1967.



44 posted on 10/08/2004 11:48:12 AM PDT by CARDINALRULES (John F'n sKerry - FLIP... FLIP... FLIP and FOLD *as seen on tv*)
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To: RonF

LOL!!


45 posted on 10/08/2004 11:48:28 AM PDT by Lovebloggers
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To: medscribe

46 posted on 10/08/2004 11:48:54 AM PDT by Living Free in NH (Where am I and why am I in this handbasket?)
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To: Shortwave; TheRedSoxWinThePennant

DAMON
OMEN II

47 posted on 10/08/2004 11:48:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Trade him to the Devil-Rays.)
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To: Living Free in NH

LOL! Sorry Sox fans...the Evil Empire will win the World Series again this year. Y'all still have the Babe to answer to.


48 posted on 10/08/2004 11:49:54 AM PDT by medscribe
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To: Lovebloggers
Oh and to the Yankee fans here - Brown is starting tonight, ahem - desperation is in the air.....).

One of the satisfactions of rooting for the Yankees is that although the Yankees might not win the World Series every year, Boston never wins the World Series...

49 posted on 10/08/2004 11:50:28 AM PDT by gridlock (BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
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To: Shortwave

I wouldn't mind the Bosox winning it all this year except for the undisputable fact that Bosox fans are the most annoying, condecending, and arrogant sports fans on the face of the earth. At least Yankee fans have 28 world championships to back up their bravado. Yet if the Sox win the big one for the first time in 86 years, their fans will walk around with a big woody and act as if their team is the greatest franchise in baseball history.


50 posted on 10/08/2004 11:50:54 AM PDT by Labyrinthos
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