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Why the Red Sox will win it all!
Posted on 10/08/2004 11:22:51 AM PDT by Shortwave
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The Red Sox will finally win the World Series because they have Jesus on their side. To break the dreaded curse, God has sent his only son to play centerfield!
To help break the curse, wear the above necklace during every game of the playoffs and the World Series!
Instructions:
1. Print out the above pictures
2. Put them back to back
3. Laminate them together
4. Punch hole at spot provided
5. Attach string and wear!
It's that simple! And after we are celebrating our World Series victory, you can hang your necklace on the Christmas tree as an ornament!
Go RED SOX!
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:22:51 AM PDT
by
Shortwave
To: Shortwave
Red Sox? WIN?? LOL~!
That is funnier than Jibjab!
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:23:59 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: Shortwave
I think that, to fulfill your analogy, the Red Sox need to suffer a little more.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:24:33 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Shortwave
You know, sometimes I think we Cubs fans are pathetic. But then I look at Boston.
At least we know we're going to lose.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:24:42 AM PDT
by
jdege
To: Shortwave
They'll have to go through the Cards first. And I doubt they can do that.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:25:04 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Shortwave
Red Sox will do what they ALWAYS do in October...CHOKE...CHOKE...CHOKE :-)!!
GO Y A N K E E S and A S T R O S!!
Now wouldn't that be a humdinger of a series, especially if Dubya gets to go to both Yankee Stadium and Minute Maid park to throw out the first pitches. Or maybe have Poppy and the Silver Fox do it at the Astros home!! They're good friends with Nolan Ryan, Drayton McLaine, Roger Clemens, etc.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:26:03 AM PDT
by
medscribe
To: Shortwave
This happens every year. Yet the 4 words that we hear after every season are the same.....wait until next year.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:27:18 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Shortwave
The Red Sox will lose for one reason: they're the Red Sox.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:27:20 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I < heart > Lana Lang!)
To: Shortwave
Ummm... No. I won't. Besides - the curse is long dead.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:28:04 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(How do you ask a hamster to be the last hamster to die for a mistake?)
To: Shortwave
2018. Maybe.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:28:18 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Shortwave
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:28:51 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(NYT Headline: "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS", Fake But Accurate, Experts Say)
To: Shortwave
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:29:01 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
To: Shortwave
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:29:23 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
To: Shortwave
They are just being set up to lose in the next round. I can't decide what is more preposterous: President John F. Kerry or the World's Champion Boston Red Sox?
Both prospects are frightening.
To: Shortwave
The Red Sox will finally win the World Series 
I don't think that's going to happen.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:29:45 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(If they couldn't stand up to ...Howard Dean..., how can we expect them to stand up to Al Queda?)
To: Shortwave
Yes, indeed, it will require a miracle.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:29:58 AM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
To: Shortwave
I just hope Bill Buckner is a campaign staffer for Kerry ...
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:30:36 AM PDT
by
11th_VA
(John Kerry - America's first European ruler since King George)
To: Shortwave
The only way the Red Sox will become world champions is if their opponents plane crashes and kills all aboard on the way to a game. Even then, the teams minor league team could come up and beat the Sox.
But, being that the Sox won't even make it to the world series it doesnt really matter.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:30:40 AM PDT
by
Phantom Lord
(Advantages are taken, not handed out)
To: dead
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:30:59 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: Shortwave
Not to mention the fact that you're just inviting cosmic trouble by mocking the image of Christ with Johnny F'ing Damon, of all people.
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posted on
10/08/2004 11:31:23 AM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
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