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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
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| 10/15/2004
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
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To: xtremepoison61
what out there can repel libs? Ask the waitress to bring the check.
261
posted on
10/15/2004 9:31:37 AM PDT
by
Reeses
To: texasbluebell
On this day, Teraayza realized that you can only eat 9 of those gin-soaked raisins...and not one more.
To: texasbluebell
Have you noticed how TeRAYza's shoulders look like they sprouted out of her ears?
Check your post #259.
To: Callahan
Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins.
Speaking of gin-soaked fruits, how is Barney Frank?
To: cowtowney
If you have enough gin soaked raisins you will become invisible also. No, it's tequila that makes you invisible...
265
posted on
10/15/2004 9:36:08 AM PDT
by
null and void
(They're lighting their arrows! Can they DO that?!?!?!)
To: new cruelty
266
posted on
10/15/2004 9:36:11 AM PDT
by
NetSurfer
(Proud member of the Pajama-Wearing Lunatic Fringe)
To: new cruelty
Sorry - I don't like gin.
267
posted on
10/15/2004 9:36:43 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: new cruelty
Sounds awfully close to the jihadi reward.
268
posted on
10/15/2004 9:37:11 AM PDT
by
fso301
To: texasbluebell
terry, I have a plan for these raisins and I am going to tell you exactly what that plan is but first I want to say that this plan will bring you and I closer together as a couple in the way that couples should be close together, but I should note that in no way would I ever compromise our relationship for the sake what some would refer to as "freaky-deeky", that said, you should know that general wesley clark endorses this plan, as does general franscico franco and the secretary of the posterior Admiral dingleberry, and I should hope you would to, but before I ...
john, just shut up shove the damned raisins in already.
To: Joe 6-pack
At least the Kerry Health Care Plan has finally been unveiled.... Bump!
270
posted on
10/15/2004 9:38:26 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(E=mc2 (before taxes))
To: new cruelty
The keywords posted to this thread are cracking me up!
To: riri
Am I not seeing something that would explain why 50% of the people voting in this country would even entertain the notion of letting this lunatic anywhere near the Whitehouse? Let alone the "nuclear football"!
272
posted on
10/15/2004 9:42:48 AM PDT
by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: Hap; Xenalyte
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
273
posted on
10/15/2004 9:44:01 AM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
To: new cruelty
Teresa learned that gin and raisins trick from Granny on episode #31 of Bev. Hillbillies. You just know it has to work!
To: Velveeta
Some of these posts have made me laugh so hard that I started to tear up.
To: new cruelty
Yea, you get four dozen white raisins, divide them between four fifths of gin, let them in there for four day, carefully remove the raisins, place them on a clean plate, put the raisins in the sunlight, after twenty minutes remove them from sunlight, carry them into the kitchen, dump them in the trash and drink the four fifths of gin.
276
posted on
10/15/2004 9:46:47 AM PDT
by
chiefqc
To: texasbluebell; Registered
That picture is just further proof that truth is stranger than even Registered :-)
277
posted on
10/15/2004 9:48:11 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(Hiliary Rodham Clinton - Let the Torching of Ketchup/Breck begin)
To: mhking; All
OH DUH you didn't know that
I been call Terezaaa Patsy Stone of Demo party
Patsy Stone is character on Brit show called AB FAB
278
posted on
10/15/2004 9:48:20 AM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("Not everybody , in it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: chiefqc
LOL. Sounds like a good plan.
To: Velveeta
Me too! LMAO! I had to post one, just for fun.
280
posted on
10/15/2004 9:50:02 AM PDT
by
NetSurfer
(Proud member of the Pajama-Wearing Lunatic Fringe)
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