Posted on 12/02/2004 5:22:29 PM PST by CHARLITE
ODE TO THE LEFT BE-HEINZ
When polls were closed,
We all supposed
It couldn't be much closer!
Now Libs are torn,
downcast...Forlorn, And poor Soros moroser!
The votes were cast,
And now at last
The counting would begin.
Monsieur LaMoore
Was very sure
His flick would do George in.
But now instead,
The states are Red,
And Hollywood is Blue.
Ben Affleck's mad,
Sarandon's sad,
And Whoopi's come unglued!
Begala whines,
The Left Be-Heinz,
"The Boss" just wonders..."HOW?"
James Carville pouts,
O'Donnell shouts...
No time to ketchup now!
The Kerry crowd
Was brash and loud;
The cool and hip were pumped!
In Franken-land
They took their stand...
"War hero" John's been dumped.
At CBS?
Lord, what a mess!
Dan Rather wears a frown.
He's quite distressed...
Some say depressed. Poor Dan,
He's goin' down.
There's "Hardball" Chris'
Who loved to kiss
The rear of liberal guests... Convention night Ol' Zell was right...
To that we may attest.
At CNN
It's sinkin' in...
Oh my! They're all in shock!
"Ohio's RED!"
John Kerry's dead!"
"By George! We've been out-Foxed!"
great humor read ping
Very funny. Good post!!
Awesome humor. You shall be punished with exposure to the Yatta, and never being quite the same again:
http://www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.php
Love it! Love it! Love it!
I'm mean, next you'll be posting "All your base..." links. You're like a retarded kid with a hand-grenade: Dain-Jer-Ussss!!!
So make your time... or else you are on the way to destruction, pal...
Soros ISN'T morose!! His boy may have lost, but I believe he's the one who has been manipulating oil prices> If a Republican might have been blamed for the rise in the price of oil, the media would be going balistic. But, since W won in the face of increasing prices that were supposed to stall our economy before the election - and that means a dem - the media isn't interested. My bet is that Soros made m/billions trying to rig the election.
Easily one of the best po'ms I've read about the election! LOL!
Unless we are talking about "Ward", what's the point?
>=P I have a weapon of mass destruction and I'm not afraid to use it!
"Ode to the Left Be-Heinz" by Tom Graffagnino
Ode to the Left Be-Heinz Verses by Tom Graffagnino and Bear
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