Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
Only a female would have noticed the background in that shot...
Wow! What a way to start a monday! Thanks for the laugh. Unreal!
He looks like my brother in law – was that taken in Virginia?
I've done that!
As God as my witness, I know a fellow that has a broken cabinet TV that he just closed the door on and used it as a TV stand for his second TV. When that one quit on him, he bought a new TV and set it on top of the second TV which was still on top of the cabinet TV. But the ultimate kicker?..... All this has gone on since AFTER he won $2.5 million in his state lottery.
Ya might be a redneck if ...
You have to bring a pistol with while taking out the trash.
You use a lag bolt and pipe wrench as a corkscrew.
I'm sitting here trying to stop laughing!
Those are great!
hehehe
HAHAHA!!
I had to steal that one to add to my collection!
WHOA, Dude!
I'm a male.
Coalcracker (PA)
LEAVE ME, MY DAD, AND MOM ALONE!!!
How do you know when a southern gal is in the mood?
When she says 'I'm soooo drunk!'
Why don't southern girls participate in orgies?
Because they'd have to write too many thank you cards.
Why do southerners like to do it doggie style?
So they can both watch NASCAR.
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A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane.
The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"
The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, b*tch?"
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Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening.
One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city.
In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women up there who have sex with other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my! What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians. "And there's men who have sex with other men," says the woman. "They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And, they have these men up there that will put their face in a woman's privates and kiss all around...
"Do tell!" gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called him Precious."
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You might be a Yankee if . . .
You think "barbecue" is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
You think Heinz Ketchup is really spicy!
You don't have any problems pronouncing Worcestershire Sauce correctly.
You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
You've never seen a live chicken.
The only cows you've ever seen have been on road trips.
LOL!
I've worked up around Carthage.
Most of these pictures are normal up there.
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