ZOT!!! Bless Our Troops, Blast Our Trolls

[bdmatzell]

"Guys in my unit would drive by in their Humvee and shatter bottles over the heads of Iraqi civilians passing by. They'd keep a bunch of empty Coke bottles in the Humvee to break over people's heads."

"...an Army sergeant lashed a group of children with a steel Humvee antenna, and a Marine corporal planted a vicious kick in the chest of a kid about 6 years old..."

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/02/opinion/02herbert.html?pagewanted=print&position=

[Blueflag]

Obviously a false post. I tried repeatedly to shatter glass Coca Cola bottles over my room mate's head in college. The bottles just WON'T break!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Can I break a bottle over his head? Score one for the brave troops?"

The Troll obviously went to the Hanoi Jane & John school of propaganda.

[evets]

bdmatzell and bottle

[End Times Sentinel]

Yeah, well, I happen to know that's a lie.  Our boys use Pepsi bottles.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

 

[bassmaner]

Kitten chow ...

[No Blue States]

You forgot their night vision goggles let them see under womens veils..

What a bunch of BS.

[Darksheare]

This is better for you:

Jon Lennon - In His Own Write
Page 20

Good Dog Nigel

Arf, arf, he goes, a merry sight,
Our little hairy friend,
Arf, Arf, upon the lampost bright
Arfing round the bend.
Nice dog! Goo boy,
Waggie tail and beg,
Clever nigel, jump for joy
Because we're putting you to sleep at three of the clock, Nigel.

[AppyPappy]

Oh that zany comedy at DU

[siunevada]

a vicious kick in the chest

As opposed to a neutral sort of kick in the chest?

Yes, and 'progressives' routinely engage in cannibalism. It's a fact.

[No Blue States]

joined today, 1st post.

[MeekOneGOP]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"The bottles just WON'T break!"

You have to fill the bottles first, but it is still difficult. I remember something from science class about this. Something to do with the empty bottle and density I believe. I did not really pay attention that well.

[Darksheare]

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AKA DARTH VADER

Personality type: Sturdy enough to survive an ambush, the Friendly Vac clears a path as delicately as a tank.

Brains: Equipped with ultrasonic sensors designed to follow wall contours, the Friendly Vac evidently prefers to find—and if possible, obliterate—obstacles with its heavy-duty plastic fenders. Scarcely taxing its 16-bit microprocessor, the ’bot plows parallel lines across the room with the single-mindedness of a golem. The smartest feature is a timer that starts the machine up to 12 hours after you program it on a four-button digital touchpad. Set it and get the heck out.

Brawn: With apparent ambitions to be a Zamboni, the RV400 is too massive to crawl under furniture. Though heavy and awkward to lift, it will motor from room to room if you tug on its retractable pull-cord. In action, it consumes all that it meets—coffee grounds, pasta shells—with bone-crunching suction.
Originally posted by Popular Science here.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Our boys use Pepsi bottles."

Are you sure it is not Beer Bottles?

[colt1911]

Funny, but every coke bottle I saw during my stay over there was PLASTIC.....

[No Blue States]

[armymarinemom]

Try this at DU, they believe anything they read as long as it's hate America or our Military.

[nina0113]

in before the ZOT?

[freedomson]

Too bad our guys don't set up a school to teach those young kids the joys of 'fisting'.

[TBarnett34]

Goodbye, jackass.