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A Few of FR's Finest..Every Day..06-15-05..Relax, libs. You have 17 months to lose the elections.
JohnHuang2;dutchess
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Posted on 06/15/2005 9:31:47 PM PDT by dutchess
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Relax, libs. You have 17 months to lose the elections. And you will
by JohnHuang2
The Associated Press reported this week that "Senior Congressional Democrats on food and farm issues" want to know "why the Agriculture Department suddenly ordered new tests on tissue from a cow declared free of mad cow disease seven months ago." A new "sample from the cow is being sent to England for further study because a third round of tests came back positive late Friday." Democrats demand to know "why new tests were ordered and why it took months to do so," but I'd like to know why it takes so many tests to figure out Howard Dean has Mad How Disease.
So, after getting their butts kicked last November, Democrats earlier this year got this brilliant idea. Since Dean proved such a colossal disaster as a presidential candidate, losing every primary outside his home state of Vermont, why not make Dean party leader? That's how a raving lunatic got to lead the party of raving lunatics. On the other side of the aisle, you have Ken Mehlman, the consummate professional, as RNC chair. How do you even begin to compare the two? On one side, you've got an effective party-builder, who raises tons of cash for the party, energizes the GOP base, motivates volunteers, gets Republicans elected, brings gobs of new voters to the GOP.
But enough about Howard Dean. As for Ken Mehlman, he does everything Dean does so ably for the GOP, but without being a rude punk. In contrast to Dean, Mehlman does not come off as a pre-schooler with poor potty training. With Mehlman, you won't see headlines like, Authorities use tranquilizer darts to subdue crazed RNC chief at rally. In less than eight months, Democrats have gone from being the party of John Kerry, who had reporters reaching for Provigil just to stay awake during speeches, to the party of Howard Dean, poster boy for Mental Case. Howard Dean is the answer to the liberal question, 'Where are the WMDs?' In an interview with Fox News' Sean Hannity, Vice President Dick Cheney said this of Howard Dean: "I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does." Dean's mother promptly issued a statement, flatly denying the charge (that she loved him).
Thousands of Americans are killed by Muslim extremists crashing planes into skyscrapers, so Howard Dean concludes a) there are too many Christians in the Republican Party and b) Osama should be presumed innocent because Bush was tipped off by the Saudis and Dean knows this because it's an "interesting theory" he "heard" on the Internet. Osama's no angel, but he's no Tom DeLay either, and DeLay "ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence" on all three counts of not being indicted. Even liberals thought Dean was out of line for leaving open the possibility that Osama's guilty, when obviously Halliburton did it.
Dean, leader of the party of Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy, Al Sharpton, trial lawyers and Welfare Queens, says Republicans "have never made an honest living in their lives." And don't forget John Kerry, who marries his way to an honest living.
But Dean is not always shrill. He has his charming moments, like when he said he "hates the Republicans and everything they stand for" and that he considers Republicans "Brain dead," noting how these Brain Deads keep stealing elections from brilliant liberals as part of their Brain Dead Plot to "remove democracy from America." Dean, who hails from the nutcase wing of the Nutcase Party, says "you can't trust (Republicans) with your votes." It's all part of a "struggle of good and evil. And we are the good," according to the Prophet Job, in the New Testament.
Commenting on the subject of Fox News, Dean called it "a propaganda outlet for the Republican Party," which is why "I don't comment on (the subject of) Fox News." Alan Colmes, Greta Van Susteren, Susan Estrich, Juan Williams, Mara Liasson, Chris Wallace, Geraldo Rivera -- buncha white Christian Republicans, all of 'em.
To get a feel for what kind of nut we're dealing with here, Dean's idea of uniting America and broadening his party's appeal consists of saying he's against racial profiling, which is why he's against the Republican Party, which has too many white Christians, as opposed to his Democrat Party, in which "only" 57 percent are white Christians. (New Dean slogan: I hate only 57% of my own party!) The RNC, the "party of white Christians," is headed by a Jew. The DNC, the party of "diversity," is headed by a white Christian.
Howard Dean's special knack for idiotic statements has prompted growing criticism and is raising concerns about his ability to remain party chairman in the face of his worsening Mad How condition. Which is silly. Mad How makes Dean the perfect Democrat. He is the Democrat Party. Think about it. What makes a Democrat a Democrat? Difficulty in thinking, foaming at the mouth, memory loss, bellyaching, dementia, loud outbursts, emotional instability -- all of them symptoms of Mad How Disease! Howard Dean personifies the party.
Sure, some experts say Dean could help the party by keeping partisan Democrats energized and politically active. Without Dean, they'd drift away to do their usual stuff -- knocking off the liquor store, pushing dope, molesting children, then getting off, etc. Beg to differ. When voters see your party as one headed by a psychopath, you have a problem. Democrats have three options.
Option 1: Make him tone it down. Option 2: Removal. Option 3: Tranquilizer dart.
I say go with Option 4: Give Dean a lifetime appointment! Why not? C'mon, just give him an up-or-down vote. No filibuster problem here. No need for "centrists' compromise deals." Just set a timetable for debate, then vote to confirm. The beauty is, for us lazy, corrupt, evil, brain dead Republican Christians, Dean doesn't cost a dime. When crazy Dean pops up on TV, saying Republicans come in only one color, shape, size and religion, it's an RNC infomercial free of charge. Who needs Fox News when we've got the best "propaganda outlet for the Republican Party." It's called Dean's mouth.
In the meantime, relax, liberals. You still have 17 months to lose the elections. (And you will.)
Anyway that's...
My two cents

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posted on
06/15/2005 9:31:48 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; dansangel; Billie; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; Dan Lacey; deadhead; Diver Dave; ...
The left's poor mascot is "stunned" by their political party. Read what JohnHuang2 has so say about that!!!
We're sure that's how many on the left are feeling :o) .... please stop in and get JohnHuang2's take on some of this week's events.... and feel free to add your own!!!
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posted on
06/15/2005 9:43:24 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
Yea! John's essay! I'll have to save it for tomorrow when I'm not brain-dead, but I can hardly wait to read it! He gets me all fired up!
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posted on
06/15/2005 9:46:02 PM PDT
by
LUV W
(GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!)
To: LUV W
Wow Luv...you're everywhere!!! So did you get your livingroom dusted????? LOL! I'm off to bed. See you tomorrow!
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posted on
06/15/2005 9:52:43 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
LOL! I feel like I have a split personality! Sometimes I forget where I am talking to whom (or something like that!)
I did get the living room finished and actually tackled another room today! I have to pace myself, after all!
'Nite! See ya some time tomorrow!
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posted on
06/15/2005 9:54:56 PM PDT
by
LUV W
(GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!)
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
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posted on
06/15/2005 9:56:09 PM PDT
by
Kay
To: LUV W; dutchess
luv.. you get the toaster.. OPPS, wrong thread! we give cars here. :)
Dutchess.. Most excellent job. Love it. Great illustrations & I love the Yeaahhhh.. spacers!!! I need to polish up my JH2 skills (ha) for new week.
Somehow my rhetorical question got us cohosting the Ohio thread? Hmm.. well seems we have a reprieve until after the Amy/Mama visit - 'so they can post comments/pix. Maybe we can go for September?
I was thinking it would be fun to do together a thread on the FReeper get together .. might as well do a joint effort there..Possibly we could do a weekend thread on both. Friday do Ohio & then on Sat post/re-ping and do the FReeper get together. Just thinking aloud/or akeyboard..
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:01:49 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28 April 05)
To: DollyCali
Whoa! That first sentence threw me for a loop! I thought I was in the wrong/other place--but I'll take the car, with GW in the driver's seat! LOL!
See you guys tomorrow--I gotta go or I'll be in big trouble when I fall asleep in a corner at work tomorrow~
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:05:16 PM PDT
by
LUV W
(GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE USA!)
To: dutchess
"and that he considers Republicans "Brain dead," noting how these Brain Deads keep stealing elections from brilliant liberals as part of their Brain Dead Plot to "remove democracy from America." Game,set,match.
Wow
A classic! JH2
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:47:10 PM PDT
by
A message
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
WOW!
Another GREAT essay and presentation, you two. Thanks. Score another Bullseye!
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posted on
06/15/2005 11:36:29 PM PDT
by
Diver Dave
(Stay Prayed Up)
To: dutchess
Not sure Dan Lacey (Faithmouse) will check in today but here is something I "borrowed" by him from Pookie's Toons yesterday:

and another one from the same thread
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posted on
06/16/2005 1:11:18 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28 April 05)
To: dutchess
Good morning Dutchess.
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posted on
06/16/2005 2:08:26 AM PDT
by
Aeronaut
(2 Chronicles 7:14.)
To: Aeronaut; pookie18; The Raven
Hi aeronaut! A couple more chuckles from this morning edition of toons from pookie


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posted on
06/16/2005 4:10:50 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28 April 05)
To: dutchess
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posted on
06/16/2005 4:27:01 AM PDT
by
GailA
(Glory be to GOD and his only son Jesus.)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; Billie; dutchess; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; dansangel; deadhead; Diver Dave; ...
| June 16, 2005
That's The Way It Works
Strive together with me in prayers to God for me. Romans 15:30
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In his book Dear Zoe, Max De Pree writes, "The way to turn problems over to the Lord is to ask His people for help."
Before flying to Europe on business, Max learned that his daughter was pregnant. Her marriage, however, was in serious trouble. Sorrow and joy filled his heart as he prayed and sought to commit her to the Lord's care. The next day he shared his pain with his close friend David Hubbard and told him that he was uneasy about leaving for Europe. He asked David if he would be willing to keep in touch with his daughter, to call or to visit if necessary. David assured him that he would. Max was relieved but also perplexed. He said, "Why is it I feel so relieved to place her in your hands, but last night when I placed her in the Lord's hands, I didn't feel so relieved?" David kindly explained that this is how the body of Christ is supposed to work. The apostle Paul was keenly aware of that fact. Facing possible opposition from unbelievers in Jerusalem, he asked the Christians at Rome to join in his struggle by praying that he would be rescued from them (Romans 15:30-31). Lord, may we not be too proud to ask for Your help by asking for help from Your children. Dennis De Haan
God often meets our deepest need With help we gain from others, From caring members of His church Our sisters and our brothers. D. De Haan
Bear one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. Galatians 6:2
FOR FURTHER STUDY When Help Is Needed
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posted on
06/16/2005 4:34:27 AM PDT
by
The Mayor
( Pray as if everything depends on God; work as if everything depends on you.)
To: The Mayor
Goodmorning Rus. Thanks, as always, for the daily devotional. Now get out there and do some more "door to door" campaigning! Am planning on a major WIN!!!!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:17:04 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: GailA
Morning gail. Cyber treat on its way to Rocky! (is he doing any better???)
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:18:10 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: DollyCali
Hi Dolly. LOVE all those cartoons... I should have known to check in with you yesterday as I was looking for dean things. All the toons I found in google were about the 2004 election!!! (BTW...Sept. sounds good for an ohio cybertour)
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:19:57 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Diver Dave
Morning Dave. Keep those pics of your furry friends AND adorable grandbabies (opps...guess they are not babies anymore) coming!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:21:06 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Aeronaut
Morning Aeronaut. FINALLY got the flair thing down and had the most awesome greased landing this week!!!! What an awesome feeling!!!!! Thanks for keeping the FR skies safe!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:24:37 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Kay; JohnHuang2
Thanks for stopping by. John's essays are the best! We're fortunate to have him here!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:25:44 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: A message
Game,set,match.
John is the best. He does a commentary every Thursday on the Finest thread. Thanks for stopping in!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:27:32 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: All
God Bless Our Military
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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Mama_Bear; Dutchess, Aquamarine; The Mayor or DollyCali and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nations leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.
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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.
Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:29:12 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
We hear so much about the liberal celebrities that dump on the military and we shouldn't forget. But let's take a look at some that treat our military well:
020725-N-5319A-515 Norfolk, VA (Jul. 25, 2002) -- Members of the Rawhides of Fleet Logistics Support Squadron Four Zero (VRC-40) meet with actor Bruce Willis (far right) before he departs on a C-2A Greyhound aircraft bound for the aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75). Mr. Willis is touring the Truman as he prepares and conducts research for an upcoming feature film entitled "Tears in the Sun." U.S. Navy photo by Photographers Mate 1st Class Brien Aho. (RELEASED)

050614-N-1120L-084 Sigonella, Sicily (June 14, 2005) - Actress Andie MacDowell tours the flight line with Commodore of Command Task Force Six Seven (CTF-67), Capt. Robert Lally, left, and Mobile Operations Control Center Officer in Charge, CTF-67, Lt. Cmdr. Dan Emerson, while touring Naval Air Station Sigonella. NAS Sigonella provides logistical support for Commander, Sixth Fleet and NATO forces in the Mediterranean area. U.S. Navy photo by Journalist 3rd Class Michael Lavender (RELEASED)

041222-N-0357S-002 San Diego, Calif. (Dec. 22, 2004) Actor and former Marine R. Lee Ermey, well known for his role as Gunnery Sgt. Hartman in the film Full Metal Jacket and the television show Mail Call, shares a laugh with Lance Cpl. Luke Connally at Naval Medical Center San Diego, Calif. Ermey came to the medical center to speak with wounded Marines and personally thank them for their service and sacrifice that they have made during Operation Iraqi Freedom (OIF) and the Global War on Terrorism. U.S. Navy photo by Journalist 1st Class Joshua Smith (RELEASED)

041017-N-6157F-001 Washington, D.C. (Oct. 17, 2004) Academy Award winner and actor Ernest Borgnine shows off his new Chief Petty Officer cover at the Navy Memorial in Washington, D.C. Borgnine was made an honorary U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer by Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy (MCPON) Terry Scott on Oct. 15, 2004. Borgnine served in the U.S. Navy for ten years from 1935-1945 and left the service as a Gunners Mate 1st Class. U.S. Navy photo by Journalist 1st Class Mark D. Faram (RELEASED)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
We hear so much about the liberal celebrities that dump on the military and we shouldn't forget. But let's take a look at some that treat our military well
Thanks for posting this Mr. Excuse :o) It is indeed heartwarming to see those in the spotlight who support our military men and women. And thanks for all your wonderful posts at the Finest!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:57:24 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
P.S. Love hat pic of Ernest Borgnine. McHale's Navy was one of my alltime favorite childhood shows!
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posted on
06/16/2005 6:59:07 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess

A U.S. officer, center, assigned to Bravo Company, 3rd Battalion, 116th Infantry Regiment, 29th Infantry Division, Virginia Army National Guard, questions a villager, left, through an interpreter during a patrol in the Ajristan District of Ghazni Province, Afghanistan, in support of an operation, June 2, 2005. Defene Dept. photo by U.S. Army Staff Sgt Joseph P. Collins Jr.

A U.S. soldier from the 29th Infantry Division of the Virginia Army National Guard stoops to enter and search the home of a suspected Taliban member in Afghanistan, June 4, 2005. Defene Dept. photo by U.S. Army Staff Sgt Joseph P. Collins Jr.

U.S. soldiers with Bravo Company, 3rd Battalion, 116th Infantry Regiment, 29th Infantry Division, Virginia Army National Guard, search the home belonging to Taliban member Mohammad Nur during Operation Enduring Freedom, June 4, 2005. Defene Dept. photo by U.S. Army Staff Sgt Joseph P. Collins Jr.
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
Oh, I love this one! Everything about it! These are my favorites of John's essays - when they're filled with nothing but those adorable dims!!!!
You had fun with these pics, didn't you, Dutchess! :)
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:25:35 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2; All
YEEEEEE!
HAAAAAAAAA!
Ya did it again John!
I'm BACK!
HOWDY Y'ALL!
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:25:48 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Billie
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:26:19 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
WOW! Thanks for these photos - they're great!
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:33:19 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: Pippin
(((((((((((Pip))))))))))))))Hey, there, Missy! Are you back from your Canada vacation?
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:35:05 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: Billie; Pippin
Oops! I see that you are. Welcome back. Missed you. Hope you had a great time!
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:36:51 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: Billie
I'll be posting my story soon as I get it written up. :o)
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posted on
06/16/2005 7:54:49 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Billie
No problem, it's great to be back. My cable modem went south and it took a few days for the Comcast guy to come out and replace it. At least he did it for free!
To: dutchess
I like the idea of a Howard Dean/Dick Durbin ticket of 08. It would truly be representative of the Democratic party.
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posted on
06/16/2005 8:45:39 AM PDT
by
Temple Owl
(19064)
To: JohnHuang2; dutchess; Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; DollyCali; The Mayor; ST.LOUIE1; dansangel; ...
OMIGOSH - - - STOP IT, JOHN!! Read your essay and dozed off at the board, and, Dear John,
I HAD A NIGHTMARE DREAM!!!
Getting really cranked up, Howie, trying to WOWie!! the voters,
was positively beside himself
to come up with
a Sure Fire Winner of a campaign trick ploy *IDEA* - -
The light bulb
turned into a veritable klieg light
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He'd resorted to hiring This Woman as the Libs Chief Campaign Manager!!
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--- "well known woman magician Dorothy Dietrich, shown with such stars as Robert Klein, Tony Curtis, KISS, Rich Little, Tom Snyder, Bill Cosby, Muhammad Ali, Brooke Shields, David Copperfield, etc. The woman often called "the world's leading female magician," "the first lady of magic," and "The female Houdini. Many of the things she has done are unprecedented in the history of magic, some of which are daredevil stunts not even done by Houdini and others. She has paved the way for other females in the field.
An article in the New York Times said "she essentially is a magician - on the strength of her televised stunts, could claim preeminence to Houdini, the first woman to saw a man in half, the first woman to catch a bullet in her mouth"
She also helped found New York City's Magic Towne House, a world famous magic show spot for some 13 years and was an editor of Hocus Pocus Magazine for three years."
[Here she is, with her "pet poodle" -- 
Just think, John, how truly valuable she could be!!
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"MAGIC OF MAGICIAN DOROTHY DIETRICH
THE STRAIGHT JACKET ESCAPE!
A daring feat performed 15 stories above the earth suspended from a burning rope, without a net, after being put in by police and security guards. Magician Dorothy Dietrich is one of the few people (5) in the world to ever attempt this feat and the only women in history to accomplish it. Houdini never did this escape.
In her stage act she does it standing up attempting to beat a giant clock in the background. She has also done it suspended from the flies for major productions."
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Think about it - Miss Dorothy "taking" all the bullets aimed at the Dems by the rascally conservatives!!
From "The Bullet Catch at Resorts International in Atlantic City"
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HOCUS-POCUS-DOMINOCUS!!
I have to imagine Howard Dean as The Great "HOW-DEAN-E" ???!!!
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Got that far, and the dream faded....just as well, since it will take me all day to recover..gonna just sit here and enjoy your essay One More Time..:)
~ LadyX
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posted on
06/16/2005 10:00:32 AM PDT
by
LadyX
((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
To: dutchess; Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; LadyX; DollyCali; deadhead; All
Keep those pics of your furry friends AND adorable grandbabies (opps...guess they are not babies anymore) coming! Okie Dokie...
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posted on
06/16/2005 10:20:30 AM PDT
by
Diver Dave
(Stay Prayed Up)
To: JohnHuang2; dutchess; All
P.S.
Next, HOW-Dean-E will propose Dorothy Dietrich take over "helping" the poor prisoners at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad and those incarcerated at Guantanamo Bay, teaching them her "escape" skills so they can get out of those dastardly Bushes'/Rummy's/evil conservatives' clutches!!
[and Reid and Pelosi and Durbin et al will say Amen..]
39
posted on
06/16/2005 11:27:32 AM PDT
by
LadyX
((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Glad to have you back!!! I keep complaining about my slow modem.. would love what you have but would NOT like to be cut off like that for days.. can you not use your modem (sorry as it is) when the cable is down?
40
posted on
06/16/2005 11:46:39 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28 April 05)
To: Pippin
Welcome back.. looking forward to your story.. and how you fought off all the anti-american "bad guys"
41
posted on
06/16/2005 11:51:49 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28 April 05)
To: Billie
Hi sistah billie. Yup this was a fun one (plus had all those wackey dean pictures leftover from the primary :o) !)
42
posted on
06/16/2005 11:52:51 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Pippin
Welcome back Pippin. Nice to see your smiling face back at the finest! ((((pippin)))))
43
posted on
06/16/2005 11:53:40 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Temple Owl
I like the idea of a Howard Dean/Dick Durbin ticket of 08. It would truly be representative of the Democratic party.
Isn't that the truth. Rush is really hammering on Durbin today. LOVE IT!
44
posted on
06/16/2005 11:55:28 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: LadyX
LOL maggie...you are way over the top today!!!! :o)
45
posted on
06/16/2005 11:57:24 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Diver Dave
What a precious picture of your grandsons!
46
posted on
06/16/2005 11:58:14 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
The Alarm Clock went off, and MY TIME IS UP!!
[will be back this evening--]
47
posted on
06/16/2005 12:03:30 PM PDT
by
LadyX
((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
To: Diver Dave
Always fun to see pix of your "kids".. furry & otherwise!
48
posted on
06/16/2005 12:04:06 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
("Thank you for your ANSWERS". POTUS to press at end of Presser 28 April 05)
To: dutchess; JohnHuang2
Oh my..I don't WANT the dems to read this..They may get rid of our best fundraiser. ;) Good job, John!
Thanks for the thread, dutchess.
49
posted on
06/16/2005 12:11:39 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: dutchess
FINALLY got the flair thing down and had the most awesome greased landing this week!!!! What an awesome feeling!!!!! Yeeeaaaah!</HoDean impersonation> Good on you. Keep it going.
50
posted on
06/16/2005 12:37:45 PM PDT
by
Aeronaut
(2 Chronicles 7:14.)
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