Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army
So I get home last night and in the mail is an 8 page letter addressed to me with an invitation to join a "secret society". It seems I have been identified by some secret group of famous people who must remain anonymous right now as having "traits" that they are looking for to join their group. This must be something REALLY special, because they apparently only open themselves for new members every 7 years. Not only that, there is no cost to join. All I have to do is respond and I get a free book that details all their secrets to wealth, power, fame, etc.
Now normally, I would shy away from this stuff. I saw "Eyes Wide Shut" a few years ago when it came out and any notion of secret societies just gives me the heebee-jeebees. But, I'm really kinda tired of this whole "working for a living" thing and am thinking about giving it a go. On the other hand, I just know there has to be some level of hazing involved if I do join. I'm not really in the mood to get dropped off out in the wilderness after a 20 mile ride in a trunk of a car with only a quarter.
Does anyone else on FR happen to belong to a secret society? Being that we are Freepers and all, could you just share the secrets with me so that I don't have to take the time to put a stamp on the pre-addressed envelope they sent me for a response?
Oh, and I have to respond by this Friday 8/5 or else the opportunity is lost FOREVER!!. Any advice is appreciated.
Was it from The Fedaralist Society, Judge Roberts?
So the Stonecutters are recruiting again.
LO frigin L, you are asking The Other Harry for advice?
I belonged to a secret society once. I enjoyed it, but then Tommy's dad tore down the treehouse, Katie moved to Amarillo, Melody became friends with some other kids on the next block, and the rest of us all just kind of lost interest after that.
Just as bad....does it come from McGreevy?
I'm a Turtle.
I belong to the "He-Man Women-Hater's Club".
The proper spelling is BUILDABURGER.
Well now that is spooky as I'm SO tired of laundry. ;-)
Yude be better off as a Fuller Brush salesman than with this scam.
The Federalist Society only allows new members every 8 years! lol....
Join up. If you don't like it you can always quit.
ping.
My wife wants to join a secret society.
I got one of those. But I didn't respond.
I was too busy transferring my winning funds from the UK National Lottery.
I was all four winners.
Had to tell everbody huh? That's it..you're out.
Well, wouldn't you given the situation?!?!
I used to LOVE going through downtown Clearwater on the school bus and yelling at those Scientology idiots that Jesus loved them. It's that one little, harmless slice of my life that I'll never get back again.
Dammit, stop that.
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