"I'm bushed."
Posted on 08/08/2005 10:19:33 PM PDT by doug from upland
When I heard that Jeanine Pirro was going to run for the senate in New York, I was in disbelief. She should not be running for office -- she should be in jail. New Yorkers, it is your state, but please consider the following:
1 - Pirro took campaign funds from Ng Lap Seng, international murder for hire thug and exploiter of young women and girls for prostitution. He made 12 visits to her, gave money to her, had dinner with her, and posed for pictures with her and her husband.
2 - Pirro's husband has sexually assaulted a string of women, and Pirro worked behind the scenes to destroy the women and save her stinking career.
3 - Pirro had 900 private files and kept information on potential enemies.
4 - Pirro hired private investigators to threaten women and other witnesses who could harm her political career.
5 - Pirro used an epithet and slur against a Jewish campaign manager several years ago, then denied that she did it. The person who accused her passed a lie detector test and had two witnesses. A law enforcement official who had worked closely with her acknowledged that the lying witch did use such slurs.
6 - When called before a grand jury, the brilliant Pirro had a memory lapse and had to answer variations of "I don't recall" 50 times.
7 - Pirro had friends at the IRS investigate potential political enemies.
8 - Pirro's lover killed himself in front of her office, and she arranged to have his body dumped in a park.
9 - Pirro failed to declare $1.9 million of in-kind contributions in her last campaign and so far has gotten away with it.
10 - Pirro did an insider trading deal and turned $1000 into almost $100,000.
11 - Pirro does not allow underlings to look her in the eye.
12 - Pirro ran over a policeman who had to get treatment at a hospital. She didn't stop and never apologized.
13 - Pirro, without cause, fired seven employees, sent them away in a cargo van, and tried to set up one for a prison sentence.
14 - Pirro hid records of her legal activity that were under subpoena and pretended that they were magically found a few days after the statute of limitations had run.
15 - During her last campaign, thugs from her campaign spit on an honor guard at the convention. She never commented or apologized.
16 - Pirro illegally took money from Chinese donors.
Let's hope New York voters are not fooled by this dangerous, disingenuous woman who uses women and children as props. All she cares about is her own power.
Doug, Let's hope that some DUmmie at the DUmpster picks this up and posts a link. That would be great fun. They have to get the TRUTH about Jeanine Pirro out to their aparachiks.
i bet you mr. pirro's mistresses' name is monica, any takers?
Knew from the get go that you had misspelled Hitlery Clinton's name as Pirro.
"I'm bushed."
LOL, I got it! Good job!
There's so much you left out!
BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAA!
GREAT one, dfu!!!!
Douglas, I knew where you were going with this at item #2. Yes folks, he's referring to Her Highness HRC in an ironic indirect way.
Heh, don't you just love watching how guys like Bill pick up women? Everyone has known one like him...
He has a "technique". I can imagine the Arkansas State Troopers, sitting around telling the story...
"...and we weren't really sure if he was getting anywhere. She seemed kind of lukewarm, and definitely wasn't going to let him into her pants, voluntarily, at least. And then he pulls out "LEAVES OF GRASS" and I damn near fell out of the cruiser..."
At this, one trooper spits his coffee all over himself, while another one laughs until tears came out of his eyes when he continued "And then she shows up two weeks later at a function, carrying the damned book under her arm, and Bill is trying to steer his cow of a wife all over the room away from her..."
At this, another one says "He made me buy a whole damned carton of those books, and made me pay for it, so it wouldn't show up on his credit card statement! He promised to pay me back, and the son-of-a-bitch never did! I had to make up some story to explain the charge to MY wife! Christ, some guys use the same restaurant all the time, some guys write poetry, the successful ones all have some gimmick they use when they want to "Nail the Sale"...His was "Leaves of Grass"...
The first trooper pipes in "Yeah...and if that didn't work, he would just corner them in some room, grope them and force himself on them whether they wanted it or not."
Nice. Our Former President of the United States of America.
The ability to confuse audiences en masse may have first become obvious as a result of one of the most infamous mistakes in history.
It happened
the day before Halloween, on Oct. 30, 1938on a hot August night in 2005, when millions of Americanstuned inlogged on to a popularradio programconservative news message board that featured plays directed by, and often starring,Orson Wellesdoug from upland.
The performance that evening was an adaptation of the
science fiction novelyears of notes taken (the hard way) fromThe War of the Worlds,Administration of the X42s® about aMartianDemocrat invasion of the earth.
But in adapting the book for a
radio playFReeper thread,Wellesdoug made an important change: under his direction theplaypost was written and performed so it would sound like a news broadcast about an invasion fromMarsIllinois via Arkansas--a technique that, presumably, was intended to heighten the dramatic effect.
As it
listened toread this simulation of anews broadcastpost, created with voice acting and sound effects, a portion of the audience concluded that it was hearing an actual news account of an invasion fromMarsan evil conservative contender.
People packed the roads, hid in cellars, loaded guns, even wrapped their heads in wet towels as protection from
Martian poison gasa monster JUST AS HIDEOUS as the previous co-president, in an attempt to defend themselves against aliens, oblivious to the fact that they were acting out the role of the panic-stricken public that actually belonged in a radio play.
Not unlike
Stanislaw Lem'sThe Administration of the X42s® deluded populace, people were stuck in a kind of virtual world in which fiction was confused for fact
*snort!* That was fun, doug! *giggle*
"Hillary Clinton is not running to serve the people of New York," Pirro said. "I think voters will choose the only woman who really wants the job. My full time is a whole lot better than her part time."
On the money, honey! Let the games begin!
Dude, change the name from Jeanine Pirro to Hillary Clinton.
She sounds like the perfect candidate to run against hildabeast.
gee, sounds alot like Hillary.
Can't we all take a deep breath and leave the politics of personal destruction behind? (Heh-heh-heh...)
Uh-oh........scratch out Pirro and insert Clinton, eh?
A rare beauty, she.
UUUGGGHHH!!!
I think if Pirro will bring all this up during the campaign, the Shrill will have her hands full and maybe, just maybe she can retire from public life. It must be very hard to ruin peoples' lives on a daily basis, constantly cover your lies and keep up appearances of being something you're not........poor Hill deserves the rest. I just wish it could be in a Federal prison, but I'll settle for ABW. *~*
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