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A father helps his liberal college daughter with conservatism.
Christian Underground ^ | 08 10 05 | Anonymous

Posted on 08/10/2005 4:32:53 AM PDT by Rhadaghast

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father was a staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to high taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked how she was doing in school.

She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA, but it was really tough. She had to study all the time and never had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. On top of that, the part-time job her father insisted she keep left absolutely no time for anything else.

He asked, "How is your friend Mary?"

She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, didn't have a job, and went to all the parties. She was always complaining about not having any money, but didn't want to work. Why, she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.

Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and request that 1.0 be taken off her 4.0 and given it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a respectable 3.0 GPA. Then, she could also give her friend half the money she'd earned from her job so that her friend would no longer be broke.

The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for my grades and money, and Mary just loafs. Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?"

The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: collegeliberal; democratdaughter; joke; republicanfather
Is it really that simple?
1 posted on 08/10/2005 4:32:53 AM PDT by Rhadaghast
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To: Rhadaghast

Definition of Liberal

Conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.


2 posted on 08/10/2005 4:37:52 AM PDT by MudSlide
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To: Rhadaghast

Excellent!


3 posted on 08/10/2005 4:40:28 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Rhadaghast
Sadly, a liberal would actually believe that "grades" are outmoded and elitist, and the whole system is a tool of the corporations to create cannon fodder for illegal wars against people whose skin is darker than our own, so she would gladly give half of her GPA to a fellow student if it would keep her from joining the military and being sent overseas to shed blood for oil. "By the way, Daddy, my tuition is due again."
4 posted on 08/10/2005 4:44:20 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (A living affront to Islam since 1959)
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To: SlowBoat407
Oh, and how dare you criticize my friend's lifestyle choice! (By the way, Daddy, she and I are dating!)
5 posted on 08/10/2005 4:46:15 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (A living affront to Islam since 1959)
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To: Rhadaghast

--"Welcome to the Republican Party."---

Well, to part of it, anyway.


6 posted on 08/10/2005 4:48:00 AM PDT by Loud Mime (War is Mankind's way of ridding the world of the tyranny caused by liberalism)
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To: Rhadaghast
Is it really that simple?

Must be. Obviously every single person receiving any sort of government assistance is a lazy, worthless bum.

7 posted on 08/10/2005 4:49:00 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Non-Sequitur

You need to talk to your liberal kids. Their heart is the right place, but they need the counsel of their parents to understand the world. It isn't easy overcoming the propaganda they get at school, but with time you can do it.
Revelations come at strange times and places, but one day you wake up and they get it. My son had a prof that was so liberal and abusive that he felt he had to defend the others..and found himself defending his own ideals.


8 posted on 08/10/2005 4:58:45 AM PDT by Oldexpat
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To: Rhadaghast; Non-Sequitur

No, of course not but the lesson is one of work and responsibility.It is NOT saying that everybody on "programs" is lazy. It is at root taking a shot at the communist idea of equal outcomes versus American style equal opportunity.


9 posted on 08/10/2005 5:18:37 AM PDT by Archon of the East ("universal executive power of the law of nature")
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To: Oldexpat
conservatism will come with age as long as you actually grow up
10 posted on 08/10/2005 5:20:25 AM PDT by wolfcreek
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To: MudSlide
Most college kids graduate as avowed liberals....trained by ivory tower socialists.

The otherwise "normal" ones subsequently grow up when they realize they must shoulder the costs of supporting free loaders who are the base of the democrat party......There is hope.

11 posted on 08/10/2005 5:25:43 AM PDT by squirt-gun
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To: squirt-gun

The kind of freeloaders you refer to may be somewhat of a problem. After welfare reform, it's hard to know. It seems like the worst problem is freeloading by the rich or fairly well to do through things like the recent Highway Bill and Energy Bill. Tax and spend and then tax and spend some more. The Republican Congress is almost as bad--maybe worse--than the Democrats. We need to hold these guys feet to the fire.


12 posted on 08/10/2005 6:25:04 AM PDT by olrtex
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To: MudSlide
Definition of Liberal... Conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.

Every April 15, I am reminded of my annual mugging.

13 posted on 08/10/2005 6:31:40 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: Rhadaghast

The one of the local Memphis news stations is running a series of stories about a welfare giveaway program. It seems the Federal Govt. has a program to pay the utility bills for those who qualify. People can get up to $500 for that purpose, but they supposedly have to prove that they are low-income, etc.

Every morning this week, people are lining up at a couple of sites in Memphis to get this money. It just so happens that one of the sites is across the street from a temp. employment agency. This agency is needing laborers and warehouse workers.

The news reporter has approched those in line for the handout and asked them if they want a job. Some on camera have said flatly, no. One young able-bodied man was interested and was taken to the employment agency. On camera, the agency person told the young man he could go to work almost immediatly. All he had to do was fill out an application and submit to a drug test. With camera rolling, he mumbled something, and then turned and walked quickly away.

Bottom line, almost no one over a two day period would take a job. They would rather stand in line for free money.


14 posted on 08/10/2005 6:43:33 AM PDT by CobraJet
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To: CobraJet

Democrates all want to hand out what republicans make.


15 posted on 08/10/2005 7:36:31 AM PDT by Rhadaghast (Yeshua haMashiach hu Adonai Tsidkenu)
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To: Rhadaghast
College Professor Daniel Gibran
16 posted on 08/11/2005 5:03:51 PM PDT by mojojockey
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To: Rhadaghast

That makes too much sense for liberals, they'll never understand it.


17 posted on 08/11/2005 5:27:46 PM PDT by RightWinger
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To: CobraJet

LBJ and his war on poverty...


18 posted on 02/17/2006 7:31:59 AM PST by television is just wrong (Our sympathies are misguided with illegal aliens...)
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