Fake but Accurate (What Bush's handwritten note really said!)

Sacred Cow Burgers ^ | 09/15/2005 | Sacred Cow Burgers

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Hey...if the Leftists in the "mainstream" (sic) media can get away with a "fake but accurate" memo, why can't I do the same with their latest "newsworthy" photo?

Turnabout is fair play, I say.

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[Happy2BMe]

Having a bit of eye strain here ..

[Paleo Conservative]

But what would a Bill Clinton note say?

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Click on "The Butcher's Commentary" if you can't get all the text in the photo.

[Prime Choice]

But what would a Bill Clinton note say?

I make it a point not to crawl into that creep's mind. I haven't had all the necessary shots.

[Happy2BMe]

:~)

[ladyinred]

But what would a Bill Clinton note say?

Easy: " I need to use the sink."

[bd476]

" ...For those who've written to say they can't make out the text of the note, it reads: 'Who's this creep with the camera? He looks like a weirdo stalker. Maybe I should have the Secret Service kick the shi—' "

[timestax]

I thought President Bush was/wrote left handed. Anybody out there know anything bout it?!In the fake note, the hand is writing right handed..

[Prime Choice]

GWB's dad is left-handed, but GWB himself is right-handed.

Don't sweat it. I got it mixed up, too.

[GloriaJane]

You want to make the left mad? Make a picture of Hillary setting with a big wet spot on her pants suit with a caption like: This is what happens when you don't have sense enough to ask for a bathroom break. LOL!

[chicagoray38]

"But what would a Bill Clinton note say?"

Whats the name of the chick under my desk here again, Moonika? :)

[Prime Choice]

You're evil.

I love it!

I'm doubling your pay. Congratulations.   :o)

[ntnychik]

Fake but accurate ping

[GloriaJane]

LOL!!

[Prime Choice]

"I need to use the sink."

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(breath)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Zack Attack]

Or for a really bad pun...

"how'd this photographer get way up there in that balcony? He must be a real good Clymer".

[SideoutFred]

But what would a Bill Clinton note say?


How about these top 10:

10)Am I great or what
9) You should see what I can do with a cigar
8) I listened to his speech but I didn't actually hear it
7) Nudge the Chinese guy and ask him if got all of those military secrets I had sent to him
6) There's a party in my pants and you are invited
5) Hillary and I have an understanding
4) See that fella over there from Iran, he's on our State Dept's terror list and will probably be responsible for killing 1000's. Let's go say hi.
3) After this gig, let's go meet with Kim Jung Il, I have a nuclear reactor I want to give to him to play with just for being a swell guy
2) How long before this Cialis stuff kicks in?
1) Check out the hooters on Amabassador Sweden

[Happy2BMe]

Reuters Explains Photo Of Bush Bathroom Note