Posted on 11/11/2005 12:33:45 PM PST by varyouga
I just had to share a hilarious encounter I had a few hours ago with a couple of DUmmies.
There was a Veterans' day ceremony on campus today with Capt. Jonathan Bennett, a veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, as a guest speaker.
I was there with a friend of mine who just enlisted in the Marines. We were standing on the lawn listening to the speaker when I overhead someone calling the military "baby killers" and "war criminals". I turned around and saw 2 clowns sitting on the lawn that looked like classic DUmmies that just ventured out of a basement somewhere after taking massive bong hits. One was actually wearing a DU shirt. A few families were there with their kids and had a look of disgust when they heard the DUmmies.
I have never encountered a DUmmie in the wild so we decided to wait until the speech was over before telling them to STFU. We walked over and I asked them to at least show some respect and be quiet on Veterans' Day. So the idiot with the DU shirt starts saying "who the **ck are you? The mother***king Bush squad?" right in front of small children. My friend tells them Bush has nothing to do with it, you're disrespecting the Vets and kids and you best be getting out of here if you want to keep your a**.
So as they're hurrying away, I hear them say "***king FReepers". Then I yell, "I am one and this is getting posted tonight."
What better way to finish off the week than DUmmies getting their a**es handed to them.
Thanks for the laugh 8-)
These are the people who think they know best.
Why is it the losers have all the answers?
Oooo, me, me!! I volunteer!!
Cool. And thank you for your future service to our country.
verbally too, which really confused them
Doogle
You and me both pal.
You may have to consider delousing.
LOL. OMG. If I ever saw a couple of losers like that, I don't think I'd be able to stop laughing. I'd have to bring my kids over to see them.
Eeewww, so those horrid little creatures really do exist! Quick, give yourself a good spray of Lysol!
I can just see it.... "Quick kids come here... I want you to see what life will be like if you spend your college years smoking pot and doing beer bongs...."
Well done. Beating the snot out of the little punks that deserve it would only get you in trouble.
I don't know if the dimwits I encountered over the summer were DU'ers, but 2 younger girls were at a stock car race I attended with my daughgters. They sat through the National Anthem. It was an outstnding rendition performed by an 8-year old girl.
Nobody did anything during the Amthem, but before the first heat race rolled out, they were covered with stuff people chucked at them, and left. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed them!.
LOL. Great story. The first skirmishes in any civil war may be fought between the FReepers and the DUmmies. Who do you think would win that one? LOL.
You mean, Why is it the losers THINK THEY have all the answers?
While I don't condone throwing things at people, a controlled soda spillage wouldn't be out of the question.
BTW: I just read your bio - very moving.
That's right DUMMIES.....FREEPERS are EVERYWHERE & we will confront you.
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