Cheney "Inadvertently" Caused Death of Man He Stabbed On Previous Hunting Trip, Says White House

Tomburka ^ | February 13, 2006 | Tom Burka

[rface]

.....Eyewitnesses: Man Ran Into Cheney's Knife.....

Vice President Cheney accidentally killed a man during a previous hunting trip, the White House reluctantly confirmed today after denying the incident several times. During a deer hunting expedition on a friend's eight billion dollar ranch, a man "ran into Cheney's knife" several times while Cheney was gutting and dressing a deer, wealthy Republican Party donors and eyewitnesses said.

The man who died was Willford Buchs, a Bush family accountant who "took care of the books" for the Bushes and several Bush companies, and was later appointed Director of the Texas Accounting Commission after the previous commissioner was dismissed for revealing irregularities in the accounting practices of Buchs's clients.

Buchs's death was ruled a suicide by Sen. Dr. Bill Frist, who examined Mr. Buchs by polaroid. Cheney's involvement with the death has not previously been disclosed, although it occurred a little more than a year ago. The incident was uncovered by the press after reporters discovered Buchs's mummified carcass on the ground last week and began asking questions.

Questions have arisen as to why the White House failed to report the incident to the press or the authorities for more than a year. "The Vice President's office deferred to the people who owned the knife that he borrowed for the expedition," said Candy Ricks, a spokesman for the Veep. "It really was up to them." Ricks also maintained that it was not necessary to report the incident to the authorities because the Vice President and his party were authorities, "and very powerful and influential ones, too, I might add."

Ricks denied that Mr. Cheney needed to exercise more caution during hunting trips. "Mr. Cheney is every bit as careful with hunting as he is with civil liberties, foreign policy and democracy," she said.

[rface]

This is very upsetting.....could this be true?? I am really starting to have doubts about Bush/Cheney.....could it be that Senator Kennedy and Senator Durbin are right about this Administration?

[RockinRight]

Looks like satire to me!

[AirForceBrat23]

Oh come on... you can't smell the sarcasm oozing out of it?

[pgobrien]

Better not read Scrappleface either, lots of stuff going on in the world.

[MikefromOhio]

This is very upsetting.....could this be true?? I am really starting to have doubts about Bush/Cheney.....could it be that Senator Kennedy and Senator Durbin are right about this Administration?

I REALLY hope you were being sarcastic.....

[nhoward14]

Or... can you not smell the sarcasm oozing out of rface?

[blu]

did you forget the sarcasm tag?

[rface]

I dunno - I did a "google" on Willford Buchs and there is some stuff on him.....

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL - Cheney sure keeps himself busy killing and maiming people, doesn't he ;)

[Termite_Commander]

[GSlob]

Yep. Not bad for sophomores, B-.

[rdb3]

This is very upsetting.....could this be true?? I am really starting to have doubts about Bush/Cheney.....could it be that Senator Kennedy and Senator Durbin are right about this Administration?

Thanx for the laugh. I needed that.

This is a ch__ch. What's missing?

[MikefromOhio]

I tell you what: from looking at his posting history, chances are he ACTUALLY believes this......

[murdoog]

This is very upsetting.....could this be true?

Bless your heart.

[facedown]

I think the reference to Turban Durbin was the giveaway. 8^)

[olrtex]

It's true. I've known Willford Buchs all my life, at least 200 years. We flew pigs together during the Civil War.

[MNJohnnie]

The problem old boy is humor has to have an element of truth to be funny. Meanspirited, hysteric personal attacks without a shred of truth are not funny. This sounds like the childish ranting of a less then room temperature intellect trying entirely too hard. So back to the old word processor for you. This is a grotesque disaster as literature.

[sausageseller]

Hey Zippy,

Here is another one for you to troll out on!

[msnimje]

The worst part of the whole thing is this was a no bid killing contract.

[MeanWestTexan]

"Cheney sure keeps himself busy killing and maiming people, doesn't he"

He also drinks blood and does not cast a reflection.

Or so I learned on CBS.