Mississippi Freepers Tour Haley's House

3-18-06 | WKB

[WKB]

TYLER,CDBEAR,NERDDAD,REAL MAGNOLIA,POLLYG107,BOURBON
(Back Row)RKBAFG,ONYX,WKB,HOTTIE TOTTIE

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To show our diversity:

Bourbon always has a bad hair day

and Nerd Dad never has a bad hair day

More diversity:
Some people WASTE money at the beauty shop
And some people don't even need to go

But we don't go over board with our liberal ways.

"Absolutely not NO democrats allowed in this room
and I have a gun"

"Hurry with your picture taking we have things to do."

Sucking on a lemon is more fun than listening to this bunch

[bourbon]

Mrs. Bourbon and both baby bourbons are in Nashville right now. I'm just goofing around at home.

[wardaddy]

do I hear tumblers tinkling, bongs clearing and strippers writhing in the background?

(joking)

[bourbon]

LOL...Read this before you watch Reservoir Dogs.

[onyx]

LOL --- have fun you two, and good nite.

[wardaddy]

my wife loved it too

i do like Keitel and Roth...especially Roth

[bourbon]

Heh. I wish. Just dorking out on FR and watching TV.

[WKB]

What! And burst their bubble?



Hey then they could start all over again
discussing the Big Bang Theory.
I wonder if they realize every time they
use the word Theory they are invoking God's name.

[bourbon]

I do like that movie, but it is greatly overrated by GenXers like myself. That's why I think that Onion article is so funny. I can't tell you how many times I heard that exact same conversation in college.

btw, I can't watch the infamous ear amputation scene. Yes, I'm a wuss.

[WKB]

Bill Allain

[WKB]

Working Man

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."

[dixiechick2000]

WKB, I think this is the finest thread you have ever posted,
and THAT is saying A LOT! ;o)
It's wonderful to see such a fine looking group of FReepers!

It looks like you put together a fine tour, realmagnolia.
Be proud...I know everyone in attendence appreciates everything you did.

Your hair is adorable, bourbon.
Don't you ever change it.
BTW, when you hit your 40s, you're gonna be glad you will be going on 30. ;o)

Too bad we missed it, wardaddy.
It would have been fun.
As a matter of fact, I'm in Meridian right now.
My plane touched down in Jackson just after the doings broke up.
Maybe you and I can make it next time.

[bourbon]

Y'know the funny thing is I look young, but I swear I was born fifty.

[dixiechick2000]

My daughter is like that.
A young looker with an old soul.

It's a GOOD thing! ;o)

[wardaddy]

We will pass thru in June on the way to Seagrove....I'm guessing.

we are going to the NC house monday night....my first "break" away since October

I've worked every day 7 days a week 8-14 hours per day since Jan 9th

i don't mind it.....Annette gets burned out with it

i roll over at 7-8 and see rain or clouds I sleep unless I have a meeting...the nature of my business....build em, buy em, run em...let the grandkids have a blast...hopefully one will have some sense

but first I have to get thru a whole lot of schooling costs...Sylvan is going to run about 4k

i think we are going to go public for a year maybe...i hate it.

[Lancey Howard]

BUMP!!
Great thread!

[dixiechick2000]

I'm glad to hear you are getting away for a while.
You need the break.

Where school is concerned, you gotta do what you gotta do.
If public is best right now, do it and don't look back.
You can always make a change if need be.

How's Annette feeling?

[WKB]

WKB, I think this is the finest thread you have ever posted,
and THAT is saying A LOT! ;o)



Coming from you that means a lot. Thanks

But Bourbon's hair is still a mess.
You can tell when his wife is out of town.

[wardaddy]

Public has to teach gradient where he is behind and less have been held back

the PC crapola I could do without

we are still looking private....Christ Presbyterian is my new goal

he is in T-ball....i need to go get him some gear tomorrow

co-ed till 3rd grade

lord, Dixie what happened to my culture while I was away...I feel like the brother from another planet sometimes learning all this new junk this time around

[dixiechick2000]

You are most welcome. ;o)

When is your wife coming home, bourbon. ;o)

[wardaddy]

Annette is tired and wants to kill me with an axe...no...that would be too easy...a hatchet I'd wager

but other than that we are GREAT!