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God warns of coastal storms, possible tsunami, Robertson says
PilotOnline.com ^ | 05-17-06 | WestVirginiaRebel

Posted on 05/17/2006 4:05:08 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel

VIRGINIA BEACH-Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson is warning that, according to God, storms and possibly a tidal wave will pound America's coastline this year.

(Excerpt) Read more at home.hamptonroads.com ...


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To: longshadow
Well, what good are you? A true prophet brings profit.

Sigh. I guess I'm going to have to use the ouija board again.

101 posted on 05/17/2006 6:53:07 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: Right Wing Professor
A true prophet brings profit.

Well, in that case, Robertson is your man, for sure!

;-0

102 posted on 05/17/2006 6:56:49 PM PDT by longshadow (FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

First Joe Bastardi, now Pat Robertson. Anybody getting a reading from the Magic 8-Ball?


103 posted on 05/17/2006 6:58:48 PM PDT by Nachoman (I love greasy old bolt guns.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Is Robertson producing Storm Stories these day's?


104 posted on 05/17/2006 6:59:58 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: Miss Marple
Pat Robertson is the Howard Dean of Christianity.

LOL! That's it, in a nutshell (to use a particularly apropos term).

105 posted on 05/17/2006 7:01:44 PM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: ohioWfan

No.....don't remember. Remind me. Besides......I'm a work in progress. My church puts up with me. I don't do this for anyone........Jesus is just the best, period.


106 posted on 05/17/2006 7:11:50 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

No doubt. Point well taken. I'll reiterate......I'm not here to defend Robertson's prophecy particularly; just the fact that God DOES speak to people...and often.


107 posted on 05/17/2006 7:13:29 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: longshadow
Well, in that case, Robertson is your man, for sure!

Dunno about that. Pat's primary business (shearing the sheep), of course, has always been highly profitable, but his choice of secondary investments seems questionable, to say the least. Liberian gold mines? Obsolete oil refineries?

Of course, the former was just an opportunity, not doubt, to launch a joint venture with that other saintly character, Charles Taylor, currently being persecuted by an international tribunal for a few unimportant little crimes against humanity, such as hacking arms and legs off hundreds of women and children. Pat attacked GWB for pressuring Taylor to step down, and described Taylor as a "Christian, Baptist president".

Your donations at work, folks.

108 posted on 05/17/2006 7:16:46 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor (...founder of African amputees for Pat Robertson)
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To: Integrityrocks
Just shut up and love people.


...and read the gospel as it was written.


It's really sad that some Christian people like Robertson get a little money and a little power and the next thing you know they start "speaking" for God.


Some one ought to remind him what they did to people who claim to be "prophets" in the old days.


If their predictions, short term and long term weren't 100% accurate they simply stoned them to death.
109 posted on 05/17/2006 7:20:11 PM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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To: Unmarked Package

Fascinating link, thanks.


110 posted on 05/17/2006 7:22:30 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (God bless our fine military and their families.)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Does anyone even listen to that old huckster anymore? If they do... sad.


111 posted on 05/17/2006 7:22:38 PM PDT by richmwill
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To: Right Wing Professor
Ol' Pat does real well being God's personal mouthpiece:


112 posted on 05/17/2006 7:36:19 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: prairiebreeze
Dr. Gray certainly does some excellent science in developing his tropical season forecast.

I especially hope that the following excerpt from Dr. Gray's 2006 forecast is indeed God's will, no matter what Pat Robertson has heard. :-)

It is rare to have two consecutive years with such a strong simultaneous combination of high amounts of major hurricane activity together with especially favorable steering flow currents. The historical records and the laws of statistics indicate that the probability of seeing another two consecutive hurricane season like 2004-2005 is very low. Even though we expect to see the current active period of Atlantic major hurricane activity to continue for another 15-20 years, it is statistically unlikely that the coming 2006 and 2007 hurricane seasons, or the seasons which follow, will have the number of major hurricane U.S. landfall events as we have seen in 2004-2005.

113 posted on 05/17/2006 7:37:48 PM PDT by Unmarked Package
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Nice work, if you can get it.


114 posted on 05/17/2006 7:39:44 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor (...founder of African amputees for Pat Robertson)
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To: RightOnline
That's good. He's been my Lord and Savior for almost exactly fifty years now........sweeter as the years go by.

I actually was sorry I brought it up since it was on another thread a few months ago, and we're not supposed to take things from thread to thread. I was just in shock at first. The argument was about why we were in Afghanistan (my son is an Iraq War vet)......I said to fight terrorists and keep America safe, and you disagreed. I kept asking what we were there for, and you kept saying that the Generals didn't know anything, and the military guys did, and said some disparaging things about saving the Muslims and not ourselves.

Anyway, I didn't know what it was all about, because you told me to do things to myself, and frankly, things that I had never heard anyone say in my life....some things that I could only guess what you meant....(I was raised in a Christian home, and am old enough that men didn't accost women in public, and I am very careful about what movies I see, so the words you said hit me like a sledgehammer. I can't forget them, actually, and I wish I could).

I wondered afterwards if you thought that Patton and Eisenhower didn't know anything, but I never wanted to go back and ask because I was devastated by what you said.

That's it, in a nutshell......other than that I ended it by thanking you for your service to this great country, and told you to thank your sons for me.

115 posted on 05/17/2006 7:40:07 PM PDT by ohioWfan (PROUD Mom of an Iraqi LIBERATION Vet! THANKS, son!!.)
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To: Right Wing Professor
Remember Jim and Tammy and their private zoo?

What is it about these televangalist guys that they feel like they have to out-tacky each other?

116 posted on 05/17/2006 7:42:35 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Only a matter of time now before McCain appears on the 700 Club...

Equal time and all, you know!


117 posted on 05/17/2006 9:04:35 PM PDT by WildPlum
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To: Unmarked Package

No hurricane but Boston and north plus New Hamsphire have just experienced the worst rainfall/flood damage in 70 years.


118 posted on 05/17/2006 9:21:33 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

We're doomed!!!!!!! The only way to stop this tragedy is to
make a love offering to Pat. He will prevent this event if
we donate enough money to his cause of the day.
A bit of sarcasm, and I am a devout Christian .


119 posted on 05/17/2006 9:33:01 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: RightOnline
The point here is that I'm SICK of smartasses on FR denigrating Christianity, especially of the evangelical side of the house.

No one is denegrating evangelicals; we are denegrating Pat Robertson. Perhaps by extension, pentecostals.
120 posted on 05/17/2006 9:40:18 PM PDT by Old_Mil (http://www.constitutionparty.org - Forging a Rebirth of Freedom.)
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