Cindy Sheehan Troops Home Fast Diet: Smoothies, Coffee and Ice Cream

Monday, July 10, 2006 | Kristinn

[kristinn]

Cindy Sheehan, peace mom, mother to the world and a woman who calls terrorists freedom fighters, is not only starving for attention, she's starving for protein (insert tasteless joke here.)

Writing in her blog from Venice, Italy, Sheehan bemoans the hardship of trying to maintain the "troops home fast" she started on July 4 in front of the White House while traveling around the world:

I find traveling out of the country very challenging being on a fast. When I was on a layover in Madrid on my way to Venice, Italy yesterday, the closest thing I could find to a smoothie to get a little protein was a coffee with vanilla ice cream in it. Traveling for 22 hours is very taxing under normal circumstances--but then again, when have we had normal circumstances since the 2000 and 2004 successful coup attempts that have brought BushCo into power?

Smoothies, coffee and ice cream. Sounds more like a diet than a fast.

[kristinn]

We should've brought a scale with us when we countered Cindy and the Code Pinkos on the Fourth of July.

[nuconvert]

She's such an idiot

[Michael.SF.]

successful coup attempts

There she goes showing off her GED again.

[SE Mom]

Smoothies, coffee and ICE CREAM? This is FASTING?
pppfffttt...

What a pitiful woman.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

How would you propose carrying a truck scale with you to these events?

Just askin'.....

[photodawg]

She's such an idiot

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She's such a fat idiot.

[woofie]

she could probably find a Big Mac

[Always Right]

I am fatsting too. All I eat is steak, eggs, and vegatables.

[BunnySlippers]

She may be the only person to actually gain weight on a fast!

[the invisib1e hand]

This is FASTING?

All while jetting around the world...isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

[Ouderkirk]

Sheehan is hunting for a new man and she needs to shed a few pounds off the old carcass

[Kimmers]

Again the question.....Who exactly is financing her travels?.....

[Txsleuth]

THAT is not a FAST...these people are as fake as they are stupid.

[bmwcyle]

Code Pink

[Disambiguator]

when have we had normal circumstances since the 2000 and 2004 successful coup attempts that have brought BushCo into power?

She needs to lay off the Mark Morford.

[Ditter]

Does this idiot think fasting means eating no solid food but drinking her protein is OK and it is still fasting? What a moron! And she writes in her blog that she is doing this? Moron is too mild a word for her, I am unable to come up with the right word to describe this babbling idiot!

[Txsleuth]

Hannity and Colmes will be having a segment on the protest at NYTimes on in a few minutes.

[Clara Lou]

What a sacrifice she's making. /sarc

[dalereed]

"Smoothies, coffee and ice cream. Sounds more like a diet than a fast."

How's she going to starve until she's dead that way.

She needs an enforcer to see that she gets nothing to eat or drink until dead!

[pollyannaish]

First, it was a hunger strike.
Then it was a fast.
Now it is a diet.
Tomorrow it will be a feast.

Solidarity of the selfish.

[CremeSaver]

"She's such a fat idiot."

She's going to be a lot fatter idiot on this "fast."

[McLynnan]

Just what I was thinking. Any woman knows this is a sure fire way to create unwanted love handles. Guess since she doesn't worry about how she looks it doesn't matter to her.

[Alouette]

We should've brought a scale with us

Be glad you didn't.

[proud_yank]

Dieting tips from Michael Moore perhaps?

[Doohickey]

Soon to be a medical miracle by being the first person ever to actually gain weight while fasting.

[cripplecreek]

I've set out to demoralize the code pinkos as much as I can. It takes me to some pretty unsavory websites from white supremacist to world workers party etc but I think I'm having an effect on a few pinkos.

For virtually every comment to come out of Cindy Sheehans mouth I can find one almost word for word to come from a klansman. I even wrote to code pink and challenged them to launch a counter protest of the coming klan anti war rally. I promised them a $100 donation if they confront the anti war klan.

I really don't care about what code pink thinks, it's the fence sitters that I want to show the truth to.

[kristinn]

Thanks for the heads up!

[antivenom]

Next week it will be porterhouse frappacinos and mash potato milkshakes...

[LasVegasMac]

She's such an idiot....

that sheit no longer deserves print space.

Complete waste of useful oxygen.

[antivenom]

I think I found her...

[garyhope]

Exactly.

You beat me to it.

Travel and staying in luxury hotels is nice if someone else is paying for it.

[JennysCool]

First time I've ever heard of "smoothies" as part of a fast.

Under that criteria, you could put a few slices of pepperoni pizza, a Big Mac, some lasagna, a couple of tacos and a big ol' slice of chocolate cake in a food processor, blend until smooth, drink it down, and still be "fasting."

Sheesh.

[Mr. K]

COME ON CINDY- DO A FULL FLEDGED HUNGER STRIKE!!! NOTHING BUT WATER

[veronica]

Smoothies, coffee and ice cream. Sounds more like a diet than a fast.

Sounds more like pigout. That's a fast alright - a fast way to get even fatter...

[norton]

"Smoothies, coffee and ice cream. Sounds more like a diet than a fast."

Diet smoothies?

[norton]

"All I eat is steak, eggs, and vegatables."

cut out bread and cauliflower and you'll lose more weight than mother cindy (whose son died in Iraq).

[Hildy]

If she needs food she just has to look in Michael Moore's beard.

[savedbygrace]

Fasting on smoothies? What a bogus deal.

[BunnySlippers]

OMG! That's her stomach hanging down!

[Shimmer128]

Coffee with vanilla ice cream isn't PROTEIN!
Who does she think she is kidding?

[DTogo]

My idea of "fasting" is booze and:

[BunnySlippers]

[xkaydet65]

Sugar, caffeine, and milkfat. Keep it up Cindy. You are becoming a cardiologists dream.

[sgtbono2002]

Her 15 minutes will soon be up. Casey's insurance money cat last forever.

[JustaCowgirl]

Coffee with vanilla ice cream isn't PROTEIN! Who does she think she is kidding?

It's the protein in the milk, don't ya know. Cindy's showing off that GED again.

[maine-iac7]

Again the question.....Who exactly is financing her travels?.....

Now there's a question for the NYSlimes to answer - the people really DO have a right to know - since she is aiding and abetting the enemy

[Cecily]

As someone else said, she's an idiot.

AND WE STILL DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, THINK, OR SAY, CRAZY CINDY!

Next up on Cindy's quasi-liquid "fast" menu:

1. Ice cream sundaes
2. All varieties of soup
3. Milkshakes
4. Creme brulee
5. Jello
6. Cream of wheat
7. Grits
8. Chocolate mousse
9. Soggy cereal
10. Gelato
11. Oatmeal
12. Alcoholic drinks
13. Mashed potatoes and gravy
14. Peanut butter and jelly (hold the bread)

[SusaninOhio]

She thinks that coffee and icecream are somehow related to PROTEIN?????????

Dumber than a rock.

[alecqss]

It would be no surprise if she decides to dedicate her bowel movement to the cause, too.

[norton]

If coffee isn't protein,
I'm in deep trouble.