Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Senator Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Bust To Be Unveiled at the Museum of Sex
National Review ^ | July 26, 2006 | Kathryn Jean Lopez

Posted on 07/26/2006 10:26:09 AM PDT by dangus

(If you're thinking what you're thinking is just a joke; you might be horrified to know that any play on words in the original title is intentional.)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006—- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”...

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”...

...Edwards’ inspiration for the piece was derived from actress Sharon Stone’s controversial quote earlier in the year about challenges that would most likely be encountered should the Junior Senator from New York run on the ’08 ticket. “I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic,” Stone said. “But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

“Displaying a sculpture to encourage discourse about the sexual power debate surrounding the possibility of a Hillary Clinton presidency is very much in line with our mission as a museum,” noted Daniel Gluck, Executive Director. “We are wholly dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. Historically, leaders are often expected to possess an exceptional amount of virility or fertility with displays of that sexual power often tied to their success. The artist’s portrayal of Hillary Clinton as a president who also happens to be a sexual being conveys the message that a woman need not squelch her sexuality in order to succeed as leader of the free world.”


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; 2perfect2breal; art; artdied; artshothimself; artsyfartsy; arttookmanywithhim; billdonttouchthat; boodidiscareyou; boxinghillary; buttuglyman; chickenneck; cialisantidote; clinton; colormewrinkled; dangus; dangusisveryscared; danguswouldhitit; eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww; eeeeeyyyuuuckkk; election2008; excellenttarget; freewillyorkillwilly; givemealamptohurl; grannyclampett; hagsareus; hammertime; hillary; hillaryclinton; hillarydemilo; homosexualagenda; horrorofhorrors; humansaltpeter; humor; iamqueenhillary; iamveryugly; iamwoman; lazwouldhitit; lesbian; nightmarefactory; notreal; noway; onlyfromneckup; piaps; presidenteek; presidentialrace; scaredturtle; sharpei; shrinkage; stonecoldbeyatch; thankgodforthebra; thunderthighcalfbutt; undead; undeadthreadeyho; vincentfosterslover; warcrime; waronterror; wherebonersgotodie; whointheirrightmind; whoreshide; wmd; wrinklesgalore; yuck; yucko
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100 ... 321-325 next last
To: dangus

61 posted on 07/26/2006 10:46:48 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangus

Broomhilda.


62 posted on 07/26/2006 10:47:11 AM PDT by windsorknot
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangus

Is this guy a Hillary-hater? I don't think the artist has done her any favors.


63 posted on 07/26/2006 10:47:52 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangus
Up next at the Sex Museum, a tribute to Hillary's thighs.


64 posted on 07/26/2006 10:48:00 AM PDT by GSWarrior
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangus

65 posted on 07/26/2006 10:48:22 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: windsorknot

At a Connecticut fundraiser in the spring of 1996, X42 lusted over
a five-hundred-year-old Inca mummy that had just been discovered at the summit of a Peruvian volcano.
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out," Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."


uh ... MILF ?


66 posted on 07/26/2006 10:49:00 AM PDT by daku ("Behold this creature that walks like a man. It wants ketchup on its hot dog.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 62 | View Replies]

To: yellowdoghunter
Any decent person would never allow their image to be placed in a place like that.

Well, there's the rub. You said "decent person."

67 posted on 07/26/2006 10:49:08 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Diogenesis

Wow. I hadn't seen the mummy before.

BILL:"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out," Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."

My first impression is that it looks like a child. Noted the lack of features in the face (light bone structure=juvenile), the comparably large head, even the slight fetal position suggests that the mummifier seemed to have treated her with some parental instinct.


68 posted on 07/26/2006 10:49:45 AM PDT by dangus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: dangus

my b0ner was just driven into the ground!!!


69 posted on 07/26/2006 10:50:50 AM PDT by craig61a
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RichInOC

There isn't enough marble in the world to sculpt Hillary from the thighs down.


70 posted on 07/26/2006 10:51:37 AM PDT by My2Cents (A pirate's life for me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: dangus
My first reaction: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
71 posted on 07/26/2006 10:51:39 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TommyDale
WTF? Not enough stone to capture her cankles?

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
72 posted on 07/26/2006 10:53:56 AM PDT by maggief
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: pinz-n-needlez; onyx; ohioWfan; Texasforever; BigSkyFreeper; Tamzee; mrs tiggywinkle; Dog; ...

Oh Gee .. what a flatter bust of Hellary

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HOHOHOHOHO

BREATH .. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


73 posted on 07/26/2006 10:54:40 AM PDT by Mo1 (Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: craig61a

>>my b0ner was just driven into the ground!!!<<

Hey, what you do with it is your own business. Try not to gross out the gophers, though, huh?


74 posted on 07/26/2006 10:54:53 AM PDT by dangus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 69 | View Replies]

To: dangus

Cheers my friend. One of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time! :oD


75 posted on 07/26/2006 10:59:07 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RockinRight
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
76 posted on 07/26/2006 10:59:39 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

Comment #77 Removed by Moderator

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; ...

Funny thread/keywords ping!


78 posted on 07/26/2006 11:00:06 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 75 | View Replies]

To: dangus

That is one ugly bust. Reminds me of last night's episode of STNG where Dr. Pulaski ages considerably because of a disease. The bust reminds me of Dr. Pulaski only uglier.


79 posted on 07/26/2006 11:01:35 AM PDT by lilylangtree
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dangus

Now I have to poke out my eyes. Who was the sick SOB that had to sit there while she posed?


80 posted on 07/26/2006 11:02:08 AM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100 ... 321-325 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson