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Mystery Of The Fat Venus (Porn?)
Stuff.com.nz ^ | 4-9-2007 | Bob Brockie

Posted on 04/09/2007 2:38:27 PM PDT by blam

Mystery of the fat Venus

The Dominion Post | Monday, 9 April 2007

WORLD OF SCIENCE - BOB BROCKIE

We all know about those hand-sized Ice Age women carved in stone – those plump ladies with huge breasts and behinds, tiny heads, artful hairdos and no faces.

They're known as Palaeolithic Venuses and they raise a lot of puzzling questions: How come these almost identical figurines were found all the way from France to Siberia? How come this stylised carving tradition was practised and passed down over 20,000 years? What purpose did they serve?

There are as many answers to these questions as there are archaeologists and art critics. Frankly, the Venuses are a mystery. But the mystery has just deepened and widened.

The latest issue of the journal Antiquity tells of dozens of small portable statuettes recently unearthed in Germany, France, Poland, and the Czech Republic.

The figurines, chipped in flint, or carved in ivory or bone between 14,000 and 16,000 years ago, are of stylised women, or parts of women, with over- sized buttocks, long straight or arched trunks, small or missing breasts, and no heads, arms or feet. At Wilczyce, in Poland, the archeologists have also dug up more than 100 ancient stylised pictures of these women's long straight backs and large bustles engraved on schist plaques.

Some of these strangely-shaped flint objects were discovered years ago when archaeologists misidentified them as early tools, and called them "strangled blades". Last year, however, the research team, led by Romuald Schild at the Polish Academy of Sciences, discovered the tools are all in mint condition. They have never been used to scrape, cut, or hammer anything.

Professor Dale Guthrie, from the university of Alaska, and author of The Nature of Paleolithic Art, is surprised that while Paleolithic people were surrounded by plenty of things – babies, men, animals, plants, battle scenes, clan symbols – these things were never represented in their art, only well-endowed women. Guthrie suggests that all the figurines were made by young men and "it's not too difficult to theorise about what was on their minds in their free time". He thinks the similarly stylised Venus figures represent a cross-cultural view of women shared by prehistoric Europeans – well prehistoric men – for more than 20,000 years.

That a fashionable body shape should persist for 20,000 years is almost beyond the comprehension of modern Europeans. Our fashionable shape- shifting ladies have rapidly morphed from the Belle Epoche hourglass, to the Edwardian bustle shape, to the curveless boy-like creatures of the 1920s, to today's skeletal catwalk strutters foisted on us by women and poofter fashion designers.

These days a red-blooded man can lose all respectability by admitting to a penchant for well-endowed women. But, underground, hankering after Ice Age beauties is alive and well.

A minute on the Internet will reveal about a million adult sites displaying beckoning super-curvy ladies with acres of arched backs and Paleolithic backsides.

But back to the figurines. Other schools of archaeologists don't go along with the caveman porn theory. They suggest these carvings served as fertility symbols or for some mystical or religious purpose.

Any better suggestions?


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KEYWORDS: alaska; archaeology; catalhuyuk; czechrepublic; daleguthrie; fat; france; germany; godsgravesglyphs; iceage; mystery; palaeolithic; poland; romualdschild; siberia; uofalaska; venus
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To: blam; FairOpinion; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; 24Karet; 3AngelaD; 49th; ...
Thanks Blam. Pingin' it, although I think we've had a topic about this in some way, something to do with cave men preferring women with junk in the trunk...

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61 posted on 04/09/2007 9:21:17 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Monday, April 2, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Hey! what are you doing with my religious fertility symbol?


63 posted on 04/10/2007 6:06:35 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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64 posted on 04/10/2007 6:22:05 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I buy gas for my Hummer with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
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65 posted on 04/10/2007 6:38:28 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: blam
skeletal catwalk strutters foisted on us by women and poofter fashion designers

LOL

boo for skeletal catwalkers.. bring on the well endowed women!
66 posted on 04/10/2007 9:44:34 AM PDT by wafflehouse (When in danger, When in doubt, Run in circles, Scream and Shout!)
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To: blam

My wife has that same prehistoric shape. So do a lot of women. Most guys lack the guts to say so.


67 posted on 04/10/2007 12:53:33 PM PDT by Sam Ketcham (Amnesty means vote dilution, & increased taxes to bring us down to the world poverty level.)
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I wonder what the cavewomen preferred their cavemen to look like?


68 posted on 04/11/2007 9:49:08 PM PDT by ValerieTexas
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I may may have to use that one on the wife.

Can I have your stuff...?

69 posted on 04/11/2007 10:11:04 PM PDT by in the Arena
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To: ValerieTexas
Maybe they were all blind. Or maybe they stayed in the cave, and never actually saw their mates. ;')

Star Trek Inspirational Posters

70 posted on 04/11/2007 10:14:25 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Monday, April 2, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Not saying they arent right in this case but why do archaeologists think EVERYTHING they dig up or find has some religious significance?
71 posted on 04/16/2007 3:45:28 PM PDT by mthom
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72 posted on 11/27/2008 7:33:59 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, October 11, 2008 !!!)
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This topic was posted 4/9/2007, thanks again blam.

73 posted on 10/20/2022 7:57:59 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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