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IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 4/29/2007 | IPWGOP

Posted on 04/28/2007 9:20:39 PM PDT by IPWGOP

 

"I think we are an industrious enough people
that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit,
except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required"
- Sheryl Crow

This cartoon/graphic is free for noncommercial use
in emails, blogs, and forums.

 

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TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: crow; sheryl; tp

1 posted on 04/28/2007 9:20:41 PM PDT by IPWGOP
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To: AgThorn; jigsaw; BlessedBeGod; Brad's Gramma; MEG33; kellynla; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; ...

cartoon ping


2 posted on 04/28/2007 9:22:17 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy... I'm the cartoonist for iowapresidentialwatch.com)
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To: IPWGOP

Another great comic!

Here’s my take on the tp situation — “tp EWWWsage”:

http://www.blueroses.com/writing/reply_to_sheryl_crow_tp_solution.html


3 posted on 04/28/2007 9:25:00 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and tshirtcollections.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: IPWGOP

LOL! Oh man alive, that’s funny! :o)


4 posted on 04/28/2007 9:27:01 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (DUNCAN HUNTER FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! HE IS A TRUE CONSERVATIVE!!)
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To: IPWGOP

It is only because there is a political party that needs and panders to the votes of VERY STUPID PEOPLE, that we have the liberal Dems. They spawn idiocy like this...


5 posted on 04/28/2007 9:32:40 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: IPWGOP

HAHAHA!

Perfect!

The way I figure it: Won’t the “savings” of using less TP be offset by the GREATER amount of water & soap needed to more thoroughly & carefully wash our hands?


6 posted on 04/28/2007 9:33:41 PM PDT by bannie
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To: Fawnn

LUV it, thanks for the link!!


7 posted on 04/28/2007 9:34:28 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy... I'm the cartoonist for iowapresidentialwatch.com)
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To: bannie
The way I figure it: Won’t the “savings” of using less TP be offset by the GREATER amount of water & soap needed to more thoroughly & carefully wash our hands?

Yep!

8 posted on 04/28/2007 9:36:05 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy... I'm the cartoonist for iowapresidentialwatch.com)
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To: IPWGOP
If algore’s Global Warming religion is to be believed, using more paper should help capture more of that horrible CO2 out of the atmosphere.
9 posted on 04/28/2007 9:36:59 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: IPWGOP

Judging by the condition of some public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of being in, Sheryl’s little experiment is way ahead of her, and is a miserable failure. The rip factor alone in most toilet tissue means there is a 75% failure rate in individual sheets just getting it off the roll, much less engaging in industrial wiping.

I’m quite sure Sheryl must be producing nothing more than a few rabbit like pellets to suggest with a straight face that one sheet only is a valid option for anyone given to healthy bowl movements, much less brown bomber class BM’s.

If you haven’t experienced brown bomber class, your time will come, perhaps not personally, but surely the results, which at the risk of TMI, are so large that no toilet has the capacity to take them on, leaving the evidence behind for the sanitation engineers and the next few visitors to deal with.


10 posted on 04/28/2007 9:38:24 PM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: wita

LOL!


11 posted on 04/28/2007 9:42:48 PM PDT by upchuck (A living, breathing example of the Peter Principle. Oh, forgetful, too :)
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We have to start the whispering campaign to inject into the Liberal Psyche the idea that instead of conservation of toilet paper, it would be ALOT more ecologically friendly if they stopped getting daily newspapers (which even simpletons can realize uses 20 to 50 times as much paper daily as a person’s toilet paper quota).

That could sooner sound the death knell for one of the primary Liberal propaganda tools.

FRED THE TREE SAYS: DROP THAT DAILY RAG AND SAVE MY LIFE..


12 posted on 04/28/2007 9:46:05 PM PDT by wodinoneeye
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To: wodinoneeye

13 posted on 04/28/2007 10:01:16 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy... I'm the cartoonist for iowapresidentialwatch.com)
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To: IPWGOP

No sheet.


14 posted on 04/28/2007 10:45:25 PM PDT by AZLiberty (Ahmadinejad's new nickname: "Nuclear Cho".)
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To: IPWGOP
EWWWWWW !!!!

Now I know why Lance Armstrong dumped her...!

15 posted on 04/29/2007 3:44:37 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave (HDTV ping list, please FReepmail me if you would like your name added.)
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To: Las Vegas Dave

He is probably thanking his lucky stars, his rabbits foot, his guardian angel, his reasonably normal life, etc, etc, etc. You know, if I wasn’t too off the wall, I would say something good about being barefoot and pregnant and too damn busy to engage in stupidity.


16 posted on 04/29/2007 5:45:37 AM PDT by wita (truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
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To: IPWGOP

The Bush administration will be blamed, of course, for the increase in casualties from e. coli contamination.


17 posted on 04/29/2007 10:00:23 AM PDT by syriacus (Imus is gone because he flustered Schumer by telling the world he hadn't visited Walter Reed.)
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To: IPWGOP
Muslims dont use toilet paper.

All Your Toilets Are Belong To Us

18 posted on 04/29/2007 10:02:22 AM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: wita; SortaBichy
Oh - I have an animated graphic that I'd love to post, but it'd get me banned.

As a hint, I've got it titled "Steaming Coiler".

19 posted on 04/29/2007 10:06:52 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: IPWGOP

in the good old days it was one cigarette paper and a tooth pick


20 posted on 04/29/2007 11:39:44 AM PDT by camas
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To: IPWGOP
What Sheryl Loo, with the help of her pal, Laurie Loon, has done will probably be remember for decades.

"I have to take a Sheryl." "Don't forget to wipe your Sheryl."

She'll probably become a rival of Mr. Crapper.

21 posted on 05/01/2007 7:04:51 AM PDT by Rider on the Rain
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To: IPWGOP

Awesome depiction!


22 posted on 05/01/2007 4:33:21 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (****************************Stop Continental Drift**)
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To: IPWGOP
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One sheet over the line, sweet Jesus, one sheet over the line
Sittin' in the john in an airplane station, one sheet over the line
Tryin' to do my part to stop global warmin' sweet Mary
Hoping that my plane is on time
Sittin' downtown in a airplane station, one sheet over the line




23 posted on 05/01/2007 5:08:06 PM PDT by Ghengis (Of course freedom is free. If it wasn't, it would be called expensivedom. ~Cindy Sheehan 11/11/06)
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To: devolve; IPWGOP

24 posted on 05/01/2007 7:59:24 PM PDT by potlatch (Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. M.Twain)
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To: potlatch

25 posted on 05/01/2007 8:25:28 PM PDT by devolve ( -25%_the_little_fury_with_the_fringe_on_top_)
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To: IPWGOP
This is enough to make you want to run into the bathroom, unroll the whole roll, and flush in down the toilet like a three year old.

With that same impish "look what I did" look on your face.
26 posted on 05/01/2007 8:26:50 PM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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To: devolve

Lol, that was kind of frightening when she suddenly STOPS and looks at you.

She should have been in the Exorcist!! Lol.

More of your trickery!


27 posted on 05/01/2007 8:30:24 PM PDT by potlatch (Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. M.Twain)
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To: potlatch

She photographs well too!

I gave it a -45° and a full black BG and 10 loops

You have to use -45° to get it to stop looking right at you

She is a scary looking woman


28 posted on 05/01/2007 8:44:54 PM PDT by devolve ( -25%_the_little_fury_with_the_fringe_on_top_)
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To: devolve

It’s the same look as I have in the HIllary MichaelAngelo graphic of mine. The hand looks almost identical.

Neat looking


29 posted on 05/01/2007 8:47:11 PM PDT by potlatch (Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. M.Twain)
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To: potlatch

That’s right

I recall that one


30 posted on 05/01/2007 9:06:39 PM PDT by devolve ( -25%_the_little_fury_with_the_fringe_on_top_)
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