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Katie Couric Kills
The Stiletto ^ | May 7, 2007 | The Stiletto

Posted on 05/08/2007 3:51:45 AM PDT by theothercheek

When The Stiletto spotted this headline in The Billings (MT) Gazette, "Anchor Failure Blamed For Deaths," she thought, "Wow. Katie Couric’s dismal ratings must have finally pushed some executives at CBS News to hurl themselves off the roof of Black Rock.

Yes, it really is that badand worse: A Gallup Poll finds that 29 percent of Americans "just don’t like" Couric. Negative ratings for NBC’s Brian Williams and ABC’s Charles Gibson were significantly smaller (18 percent and 16 percent, respectively). Couric’s positive ratings (51 percent) also lag, as compared to Williams (59 percent) and Gibson (62 percent). The Associated Press notes that the statistical difference between the two men in popularity is within the poll’s 4-point margin of error and "mirrors the competition between the anchors in the television ratings."

NOTE: In case I did not put all the links in correctly, this is the second item in a feature called The Daily Blade, and follows an article titled, "Which 2008 Candidate Would You Vote Off The Island?"


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brianwilliams; cbs; charlesgibson; chucklestheclown; katiecouric; katietheclown; media; msm; networknews; thestiletto; thestilettoblog

1 posted on 05/08/2007 3:51:47 AM PDT by theothercheek
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To: theothercheek

Couric is the “Hillary Clinton” of network news.


2 posted on 05/08/2007 3:54:32 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Yeah, and now that she’s 50 (or is she older?) she’s also lost her “perkiness.”


3 posted on 05/08/2007 3:55:45 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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4 posted on 05/08/2007 3:56:22 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: theothercheek

Yep, she turned 50 on January 7th.


5 posted on 05/08/2007 4:13:46 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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6 posted on 05/08/2007 4:15:38 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Yup, “America’s Sweetheart” is definitely not perky anymore.


7 posted on 05/08/2007 4:57:30 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: theothercheek
What much of America took for "perky" was "phony"...with nice legs.


8 posted on 05/08/2007 5:10:00 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: theothercheek

Thank goodness she signed a multi-year, multi- million dallar contract before they even knoew if she would work out for this show!!


9 posted on 05/08/2007 5:14:58 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

I preferred watching the video of her colonoscopy to looking her in the face.


10 posted on 05/08/2007 5:19:43 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Dyson vacuums - they suck like a drunk prom queen.)
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To: Diogenesis

bump


11 posted on 05/08/2007 5:19:49 AM PDT by tje
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To: theothercheek
A Gallup Poll finds that 29 percent of Americans "just don’t like" Couric

She sits at about 100% with me.
12 posted on 05/08/2007 5:20:01 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: Mr. K

Yeah, where can I get a job like that? Even after you work your butt off and turn in a stellar performance (i.e., “have proven yourself”) you still get the same BS 3% raise as everyone else - if you or anyone even gets one.


13 posted on 05/08/2007 5:30:01 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: CholeraJoe

HA!


14 posted on 05/08/2007 5:30:24 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: theothercheek

The thing that gets me about all of this is that everybody and their brother knew that putting Little Miss Perky into the anchor seat of an evening newscast was a recipe for disaster in the long term.

Williams at least tries to give some semblance of objectivity, and Gibson and Schieffer have a certain gravitas. Couric has neither. She’s fine for one of those mind-numbing morning shows and would’ve been an immediate improvement over Les Moonves’s wife, but let’s face it, she’s not a news anchor.

Another little aside here, I have to laugh when people say this criticism is because she’s a woman. That’s not true at all. While I’ve never been a fan of the “news bunny” whose only redeeming quality is their looks, there are plenty of respectable female journalists out there. For instance, Elizabeth Vargas was probably one of the best anchors on network TV during her brief tenure, and people like Diane Sawyer, Lesley Stahl and Meredith Vieira despite their flaws would be at least modest improvements over Couric.


15 posted on 05/08/2007 5:33:41 AM PDT by jmyrlefuller
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To: theothercheek

What is 29% of basically nobody?....I think she is watched by grannys and old folks who can’t react fast enough to get out of thier chair to change the channel...


16 posted on 05/08/2007 5:33:50 AM PDT by oust the louse ("NEVER LET THE ENEMY PICK THE BATTLESITE".....General George S. Patton,Jr.)
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To: jmyrlefuller

I know. It’s not that she’s a woman at all. It’s that she’s an empty-headed, shallow woman. There’s a big difference.


17 posted on 05/08/2007 5:49:37 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: oust the louse

So true, so true. And they’re deaf too so they can’t get mad at her and dislike her for what she says on the air.


18 posted on 05/08/2007 5:50:19 AM PDT by theothercheek ("Unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything." - U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall)
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To: Diogenesis

ROTFL! Great comic.


19 posted on 05/08/2007 5:53:20 AM PDT by Badeye (Hiding the kooks in the biker bar won't help, Sally)
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