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God Does Not Want 16 Kids(MEGA BARF ALERT)
SFGate ^ | October 19, 2005 | Mark Morford

Posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by Pinkbell

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

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To: I still care

Eating off dollar menus is one reason why I do not think I’d want so many. OTOH, one can grow a sizeable vegetable garden and keep some chickens.


141 posted on 05/21/2007 9:55:31 PM PDT by cyborg (Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
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To: Pinkbell
God did have something to say about this on what he wanted.

Be fruitful & multiply.

Like Ma & Pa Kettle


142 posted on 05/21/2007 9:55:38 PM PDT by quietolong
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To: SittinYonder

He has a mangina and its a bit worse for wear.


143 posted on 05/21/2007 9:55:42 PM PDT by linn37 (Love your Phlebotomist)
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To: Frank_2001

Then why do leftists run Planned Parenthood if they believe that?


144 posted on 05/21/2007 9:57:05 PM PDT by cyborg (Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
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To: Pinkbell; All

What a bitter old queen he must be!!


146 posted on 05/22/2007 3:22:09 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
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To: Pinkbell
God does not want more children per acre than there are ants or mice or garter snakes or repressed pedophilic priests.<

27 So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them. 28 Then God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it;

147 posted on 05/22/2007 3:36:04 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: cyborg
EVERY girl should be educated and have a career.

I have taught my daughter that she has gifts and talents from God and she honors God when she discovers them and fully develops them. This is a lifetime pursuit that both men and women are called to do.

148 posted on 05/22/2007 3:48:42 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Pinkbell; Dr. Eckleburg; George W. Bush
Check out their website with pictures here: http://www.duggarfamily.com/

Judging by the pictures, the Horde appears to be happy, well-fed, properly-dressed, and clean-scrubbed. That's good enough for me.

And, fortunately, they appear to live on a nice, forested ranch large enough to accomodate 16 kids. (I can't even imagine the insanity of raising 16 small humans in the Suburbs -- I'm afraid that not a week would go by without one of the young'uns getting run over by a passing Wal*Mart truck. But that doesn't appear to be the case, here).

What is Morford bitching about? I thought Liberals believed in "Live and let Live". If it's okay for San Francisco Homosexuals to live in DINK households (Double-Income, No-Kids) which provide no demographic basis for the continuation of Western Civilization, what's wrong with a couple of Arkansas Heterosexuals picking up the demographic slack?

149 posted on 05/22/2007 4:12:07 AM PDT by OrthodoxPresbyterian (Please Ping or FReepMail me to be added to the Great Ron Paul Ping List)
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To: sandyeggo
The Duggars aren't unusual simply because they have so many children. They also live a frugal existence that permits Mr. Duggar to spend most of his days, right now, with his older sons, putting the finishing touches on their new home. Mrs. Duggar is a stay-at-home mom who takes the lead in home-schooling the children....

While spending 90% of her time having more babies?? That's more than a little bit hard to do a good job of. Normal families with two or three children have problems if two kids are born a year and a half apart; the mother has a new baby to deal with right at the point at which the first kid should be taking the biggest steps in learning how to talk. Even bright kids can check out as mildly retarded at age 5 - 6 on account of that.

150 posted on 05/22/2007 4:16:01 AM PDT by rickdylan
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To: Pinkbell

If she were a welfare mom with 16 kids this author wouldn’t have a problem with it.


151 posted on 05/22/2007 4:20:59 AM PDT by EmilyGeiger
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To: Pinkbell
I did not think it possible, but Moford’s writing style has actually gotten worse. Absolutely unreadable, apart from his leftist-on-butyl-nitrate politics. What an embarrassment!
152 posted on 05/22/2007 4:23:33 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Big dog, big dog, bow-wow-wow! We'll crush crime, now, now, now!)
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To: rickdylan
While spending 90% of her time having more babies??

I hate to interject with reality, but labor usually only takes a few hours. Pregnant women generally go about their days just fine thank you

Normal families with two or three children have problems if two kids are born a year and a half apart;

You seem unaware that for the vast bulk of human history families this have size been pretty normal across all cultures. Really you should read more.

the mother has a new baby to deal with right at the point at which the first kid should be taking the biggest steps in learning how to talk. Even bright kids can check out as mildly retarded at age 5 - 6 on account of that.

Here's a clue - the father is also there much of the time and the other children are well spoken and do just fine for teaching language skills.

153 posted on 05/22/2007 4:30:07 AM PDT by MrEdd (L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
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To: rickdylan; Oberon; Lurker; Dr. Eckleburg; George W. Bush
While spending 90% of her time having more babies?? That's more than a little bit hard to do a good job of. Normal families with two or three children have problems if two kids are born a year and a half apart; the mother has a new baby to deal with right at the point at which the first kid should be taking the biggest steps in learning how to talk. Even bright kids can check out as mildly retarded at age 5 - 6 on account of that.

The alternative is to advocate State intervention of some sort.

Screw that.

Let the Duggars breed like sex-addled jackrabbits if they wish. It's far preferable to leave them to their own devices, as a Family Unit, than for the "Community" to take an interest of any sort.

I personally think that the proper Conservative response to this "Story" should be:

"Ho hum. Not for me, but more power to 'em if they can manage. What's for lunch?"

154 posted on 05/22/2007 4:31:02 AM PDT by OrthodoxPresbyterian (Please Ping or FReepMail me to be added to the Great Ron Paul Ping List)
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To: crazyhorse691

“Breederphobic”

LOL... That’s a keeper!


155 posted on 05/22/2007 5:07:14 AM PDT by CatQuilt (Let the people vote! (MA Marriage Amendment))
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To: rickdylan
That's more than a little bit hard to do a good job of. Normal families with two or three children have problems if two kids are born a year and a half apart; the mother has a new baby to deal with right at the point at which the first kid should be taking the biggest steps in learning how to talk. Even bright kids can check out as mildly retarded at age 5 - 6 on account of that.

Objection, Your Honor...Counsel for the Plaintiff is engaging in conjecture.

156 posted on 05/22/2007 5:08:13 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian

I’m not advocating any sort of govt. action; merely noting that there are real reasons why most people don’t live like that. Usually when I read about something like that, it involves something which costs taxpayers money. When a whole society does that, you’re usually in a “palestinian” “refugee camp” or in the Albanian infested side of Kosovo.


157 posted on 05/22/2007 5:11:56 AM PDT by rickdylan
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To: gridlock
My Father was the 15th and last child of my Grandmother. I, for one, am delighted that Grandma had 15 children.

I'll bet you are. LOL.
158 posted on 05/22/2007 5:15:18 AM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian
I liked this article. It is Miss Morford's first one since his newspaper laid off 25% of its newsroom staff.

Gee, I wonder why they had to cut back with such brilliant writing in their paper?
159 posted on 05/22/2007 5:26:08 AM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: IncPen; BartMan1

Obviously this guy (author of article) never heard axiom , If you have nothing nice to say , do not say anything.


160 posted on 05/22/2007 5:35:14 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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