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God Does Not Want 16 Kids(MEGA BARF ALERT)
SFGate ^ | October 19, 2005 | Mark Morford

Posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by Pinkbell

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

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To: Pinkbell
Wow. That was the meanest piece of journalism I have ever read.

Someone should tell they guy if God doesn't want someone to have 16 kids, they won't have 16 kids!

41 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:02 PM PDT by instantgratification
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To: Pinkbell

Michael Irvin of Dallas Cowboys fame has 18 brothers and sisters. I wonder if this guy would write so scathingly about his family.


42 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:27 PM PDT by nativist (Weigh into them!)
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To: Pinkbell

Michael Irvin of Dallas Cowboys fame has 18 brothers and sisters. I wonder if this guy would write so scathingly about his family.


43 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:40 PM PDT by nativist (Weigh into them!)
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To: xjcsa
Mark Mofford is one of the worst journalist out there. His writing style is atrocious. But he says what he thinks everyone in SF is really thinking, so that is OK.

I come from a family of ten children, I'd love to send Mr Mofford a picture of our family, which now numbers 51.

I have seen the various Duggar family specials on TLC. Personally, I don't think I would have 16 children, but they seem to be loved and care for and wanted. My pet peeve (and I don't mean to offend anyone) is those parents who gives made up spelled names to their kids to match initials. Poor Jinger (pronounced as Ginger.) Otherwise, to each their own.

And Mr Mofford needs to come to Utah and visit. We have lots and lots of families with many children. Mofford did make one astute observation however. The religous people are out-reproducing those oh-so-enlightened souls who believe in overpopulation, the environment, and are liberals. I think Mofford should also be notified that Michelle Dugar is expecting her 17th baby in July 2007.

44 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:50 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: Pinkbell

Only in San Francisco would a man named Mark Morford cringe in phantom vaginal pain.

On another note, it’s really none of his business, though I’m sure in his city, 18 partners would be much more socially acceptable. (Sorry all, but the busybody brigade has driven me to irritation today).


45 posted on 05/21/2007 6:50:04 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: rickdylan
Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?

Yep. Jim and Michelle were real estate agents when they were first married, and apparently made a killing selling land.

46 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:00 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: Pinkbell

I think big families are great. I met one blended family where the father had 10 kids before his wife died of cancer and he married a woman with 10 of her own. RATs hate these people, I think, because they hate, in general, the concepts of responsibility, faithfulness and dedication to family.


47 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:01 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Current tagline banned under hate speech laws.)
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To: RobbyS

Two.


48 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:05 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
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To: ZGuy
On the upside, I doubt that posting this teabagger's arrogant sniveling here is doing much for the SF Gate's circulation numbers. LOL :-)


49 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:59 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Fred Thompson in '08, baby!)
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To: Pinkbell

The SFGate is a homosexual newspaper
Homosexuals can’t have children.
Thus
The SFGate has to justify thier sour grapes for the deviant behavior which gives nothing to society...


50 posted on 05/21/2007 6:52:00 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: SittinYonder
The funky tattooed intellectual poetess has aborted all her "offspring" but none of them belonged to her genius anarchist husband, because he's gay.

BINGO!
51 posted on 05/21/2007 6:52:17 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Current tagline banned under hate speech laws.)
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To: Pinkbell
But I'm not judging. . . .Why does this sort of bizarre hyperbreeding only seem to afflict antiseptic megareligious families from the Midwest? In other words -- assuming Michelle and Jim Bob and their massive brood of cookie-cutter Christian kidbots will all be, as the charming photo suggests, never allowed near a decent pair of designer jeans or a tolerable haircut from a recent decade, and assuming that they will all be tragically encoded with the values of the homophobic asexual Christian right -- where are the forces that shall help neutralize their effect on the culture? Where is the counterbalance, to offset the damage? Gee, Mark, not that you are judging or anything.
52 posted on 05/21/2007 6:53:15 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: Little Bill

My family is very small, and I would absolutely love to have a large family, not that large, but I really respect people who do. They are doing it on their own, and Americans are barely reproducing at replacement level, with Europeans below replacement level. We’ll need these children who will inevitably be productive citizens and further conservative families. One of the reasons this guy is ticked is because he knows that liberals are in homo relationships and aborting themselves into extinction. He knows that conservatives will one day outnumber the liberal population. That scares him.


53 posted on 05/21/2007 6:53:59 PM PDT by Pinkbell (Hunter/Thompson)
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To: Pinkbell
No way in hell would this clown, Morford, have written a similar hate filled diatribe, against any large family, if they had been anything but white Christian.
54 posted on 05/21/2007 6:54:21 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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To: OKIEDOC

Homosexual author who wants to create animostity to what they call “breeders” (aka NORMAL PEOPLE)


55 posted on 05/21/2007 6:54:46 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: keepitreal
though I’m sure in his city, 18 partners would be much more socially acceptable.

In SF they have had that many partners in an evening.

56 posted on 05/21/2007 6:56:53 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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To: Pinkbell
16 kids who:

are all well fed
Very respectful
Homeschooled
Learn 2 instruments
Are responsible for themselves and each other.
Helped build the 7000 sq ft family home over 4 years (debt free)
Have good morals
Have good values.

This "author???" obviously didn't do any research on the family, because everything he said is an obvious fabrication. If he did do any research, then he's just an outright liar about this family. Doing an obvious hit piece on them because they don't embrace or emulate the values (or lack of) that he (someone writing for the SanFagsisco Chronicle) holds dearly (to his a$$)

I've watched a number of shows on Discovery Channel on this family. They are very inspiring.

I imagine that Jim Bob and Michelle get many letters from parents trying to arrange things between their kids, trying to set up their kids with the Duggar kids.

I bet the older kids, at least the oldest boy, get a lot of fan mail.

There are many parents of daughters praying for a man like this for their daughter.

57 posted on 05/21/2007 6:57:43 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: All

Have you seen the tv show filmed by the oldest son? The family BUILT the huge house they live in, it was amazing. I am sure the writer of that article was disturbed most by how well they all seemed to get along..every kid seemed happy, healthy, smart. All the kids are in charge of duties around the house including teaching those younger than themselves. These people make everyone LOOK LIKE A SLACKER ..


58 posted on 05/21/2007 6:58:01 PM PDT by uncle fenders
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To: P-Marlowe

Wives, I presume. But I guess this gal probably thinks Bach was weird, too, BTW, how many of his sons were composers?


59 posted on 05/21/2007 6:58:25 PM PDT by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: Pinkbell

what a jerk,he needs to go back & take writing courses,he writes like a hes in middle school.

i saw a special on the Duggars,it was very interesting.i admire them because they take care of their own & dont rely on state welfare,if they dont have the money to buy
something they wait until they can afford it (if you saw the show,you saw the pantry-these kids arent “hungry mewling attention-deprived kids”)

i bet this guy is on a waiting list for a sex change operation.


60 posted on 05/21/2007 6:59:23 PM PDT by InvincibleMoon
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