Posted on 12/15/2007 7:56:50 PM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
LET IT SNOW
DECK THE HALLS
I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
UP ON THE HOUSETOP
SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER
WINTER WONDERLAND
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
LITTLE SAINT NICK
THE CHRISTMAS SONG
Hillary's frosty after knocking on 10 doors
It was just a stunt, Barack she must blunt
His surge she cannot ignore
Hillary's frosty...it was some New Hampshire trick
She'd pretend to care, common folks were there
Yes, she really is that sick
She said hi at the Glickstein home...the beagle barked and barked
It won't be too surprising if he is found dead in a park
Oh, Hillary's frosty...with a heart that's black as coal
She is power mad, that is really bad
Years ago, she lost her soul
Hillary's frosty...she's as phony as can be
She looked very old stuck out in the cold
That's a sight I liked to see
Hillary's frosty even by a raging fire
Those who know her told how she's icy cold
And a really rotten liar
She said hi at the Glickstein home...the beagle barked and barked
It won't be too surprising if he is found dead in a park
Oh, Hillary's frosty...too bad she did not fall down
On the icy street what a real treat
There'd be laughter throughout town
Hillary's frosty, Hillary's frosty...what an awful wretch
Hillary's frosty, Hillary's frosty...may she fade down the stretch
The woman looks like she’s in her 70s.
Get off of my line you dummy.
Being president really ages a person. Bubba Klinton looked like he aged 25 years in the 8 that he was in. If Hillary is elected, she'll look like one of the Rolling Stones two years into her term.
Well, I have a couple. I am a commercial real estate broker, specializing in creative exchange transactions. I’m working on two shopping centers and a couple other properties right now.
The second job, and the one that is more fun, is working on HILLARY! UNCENSORED: Banned by the Media.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7007109937779036019&pr=goog-sl
I’ll be on a talk show on Monday night to discuss the film and will put up a link so you can listern.
Why, are you hiring?
Hey, maybe he was asking a legitimate question. I am on here so much that some people wonder what I do for a living. That’s fine. Part of the secret of my time management is to get very little sleep.
Bravo, DFU!
Okay, I’ve got to hear about that. Send me a private FReepmail, please, and let’s talk.
Peter Paul has been on a couple Michigan talk shows recently. I hope it is doing some damage.
Okay, how did you happen to become his pen pal?
Heh Doug, Saw that Hillary Uncensored is being sold on Newsmax.com. Good.
It is? There is a click through and photo of the box on World Net Daily.
Okay, what have you learned about Paul v Clinton?
Whoops. He was on in Wisconsin last week.
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