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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat
http://littledemocrats.net/ ^ | 2006 | Jeremy Zilber

Posted on 02/09/2008 7:43:24 PM PST by xJones

Welcome to LittleDemocrats.net, home of Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: megabarf; welfarestate
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You have read this trash to appreciate it, words fail me...
1 posted on 02/09/2008 7:43:35 PM PST by xJones
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To: xJones
Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because they are idiots.
2 posted on 02/09/2008 7:44:34 PM PST by advance_copy (Stand for life or nothing at all)
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To: xJones
Because they want to do good things...with other people’s money.

Because they want to “feel good”

3 posted on 02/09/2008 7:45:40 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: xJones

“Sometimes the earth feels a little sick. Democrats make it feel better.”


4 posted on 02/09/2008 7:46:07 PM PST by xJones (Mohammed (police be upon him))
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To: advance_copy

I was going to say because they were dropped on their heads as infants...but your response is so much better.


5 posted on 02/09/2008 7:46:31 PM PST by IMissPresidentReagan ("When you can't make them see the light; make them feel the heat." President Ronald Reagan)
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To: xJones

Because Mommy and Daddy haven’t grown up yet either.


6 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:03 PM PST by Jaguarmike
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To: xJones

Why is mommy a squirrel and daddy a bear? :)


7 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:27 PM PST by WildcatClan (The epitome of irony is that few entities exist, less common, than common-sense.)
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To: xJones

I guess these little democrats (quislings) have not heard that it is illegal in many places including parts of California to use the terms mommy and daddy. They will all be the victims of their own traps.


8 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:35 PM PST by Binstence (Live Freep or Die)
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To: xJones

Mommy’s life is pointless and Daddy wears a tinfoil hat.


9 posted on 02/09/2008 7:47:54 PM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: xJones

Why were my sisters and brothers aborted? Why does daddy live with another man instead of here, with us? Why do I have two mommies? What is that white stuff daddy snorts into his nose? Do I have to wear tie-dye and Birkenstocks to school and eat tofu & sprouts?


10 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:05 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Second To None!)
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To: xJones

Because they smoked a s**tload of weed.


11 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:08 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Notice how Republicans don’t have to explain to their children why they are Republicans...to rip off Geico, It’s so Simple a CHILD can understand it.


12 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:20 PM PST by IMissPresidentReagan ("When you can't make them see the light; make them feel the heat." President Ronald Reagan)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Your’s is pretty good. LOL


13 posted on 02/09/2008 7:48:23 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: xJones
Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because, in the 60's, they destroyed their brains with drugs.

14 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:00 PM PST by reg45
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Please dear readers, you need to click on this link to appreciate the whole glory of this thing.

"Democrats make sure that school children have great teachers."

15 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:04 PM PST by xJones (Mohammed (police be upon him))
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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because Republicans nominate liberal people like McCain.

16 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:15 PM PST by outofstyle (There's a rake at the gates of Hell tonight)
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The books’ sales have been driven by an adwords campaign for the last year or so. The ads disappeared from Google a couple of weeks back and site traffic is down about 90%.

It may be that the books have exhausted their potential audience.

17 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:30 PM PST by Mojave
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To: WildcatClan

That’s a nasty specieist remark!


18 posted on 02/09/2008 7:49:31 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: xJones

Because they have no marketable skills and must suck on the government tit to survive.


19 posted on 02/09/2008 7:50:33 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: xJones

I don't feel to good myself, in fact I think I'm gonna hurl!

20 posted on 02/09/2008 7:50:47 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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