Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

http://littledemocrats.net/ ^ | 2006 | Jeremy Zilber

[xJones]

Welcome to LittleDemocrats.net, home of Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

[xJones]

You have read this trash to appreciate it, words fail me...

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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because they are idiots.

[2banana]

Because they want to do good things...with other people’s money.

Because they want to “feel good”

[xJones]

“Sometimes the earth feels a little sick. Democrats make it feel better.”

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I was going to say because they were dropped on their heads as infants...but your response is so much better.

[Jaguarmike]

Because Mommy and Daddy haven’t grown up yet either.

[WildcatClan]

Why is mommy a squirrel and daddy a bear? :)

[Binstence]

I guess these little democrats (quislings) have not heard that it is illegal in many places including parts of California to use the terms mommy and daddy. They will all be the victims of their own traps.

[Thrownatbirth]

Mommy’s life is pointless and Daddy wears a tinfoil hat.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Why were my sisters and brothers aborted? Why does daddy live with another man instead of here, with us? Why do I have two mommies? What is that white stuff daddy snorts into his nose? Do I have to wear tie-dye and Birkenstocks to school and eat tofu & sprouts?

[Army Air Corps]

Because they smoked a s**tload of weed.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Notice how Republicans don’t have to explain to their children why they are Republicans...to rip off Geico, It’s so Simple a CHILD can understand it.

[freekitty]

Your’s is pretty good. LOL

[reg45]

Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because, in the 60's, they destroyed their brains with drugs.

[xJones]

Please dear readers, you need to click on this link to appreciate the whole glory of this thing.

"Democrats make sure that school children have great teachers."

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Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because Republicans nominate liberal people like McCain.

[Mojave]

The books’ sales have been driven by an adwords campaign for the last year or so. The ads disappeared from Google a couple of weeks back and site traffic is down about 90%.

It may be that the books have exhausted their potential audience.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

That’s a nasty specieist remark!

[Farmer Dean]

Because they have no marketable skills and must suck on the government tit to survive.

[mylife]

I don't feel to good myself, in fact I think I'm gonna hurl!

[max americana]

>>Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because they are idiots.<<

LOL...concise and straight to the point. What else is there?

[ConservaTexan]

Why Mommy is a Democrat and Why Daddy is a Democrat

Because it's easier than thinking.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Please dear readers, you need to click on this link to appreciate the whole glory of this thing.

Thanks,but I just finished eating. :-)

[Army Air Corps]

"Democrats make sure that school children have great teachers."

Corrected text:
Democrats make sure that union employees are able to pose as teachers and get paid to do as little as possible.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

They’re hoping you’ll fall for this hook, line and sinker...;)

[doc1019]

LOL!!!! As soon as I saw the headline, the first thought that came to my mind … because they are idiots!

[hiredhand]

Because they are idiots first cousins. :-)

[mamelukesabre]

I think that’s micheal moore’s face!

[Chode]

why... cause they're fat, lazy and stooopid??? course that's just an educated guess.

[pandoraou812]

Shaking my head again!

[M Kehoe]

Maybe I'm mean, educated or too logical. Maybe I'm too straight forward, but methinks the democRAT party needs an enema. A high colonic if you will.

Then again, maybe the RNC needs an enema too.

5.56mm

[mylife]

Uh Oh! we had better get ‘chubbo’ some healthy snacks!

[Minnesoootan]

someone cue up that book cover “Daddy drinks cuz Mommy is a Democrat”

[Ciexyz]

The Democratic globe with glasses looks a tad like Michael Moore.

[Oztrich Boy]

Why is mommy a squirrel and daddy a bear? :)

A squirrel is a female bear. Everyone knows that.

[mylife]

mamelukesabre thinks so too!

[Sooth2222]

I thought so, too! Has Michael Moore put on a lot of weight?

[MtnClimber]

Because they are clueless and need to “TAKE’ from the productive class to survive. They will teach their children, that they forgot to abort, to do the same.

[Rurudyne]

Evan Sayet, who calls himself a 9/13 Republican, has an interesting speech that he gave to the Heritage Foundation up over at YouTube. Called: Regurgitating the Apple: How Liberals “Think”, it addresses the sort of non-critical thought that explains why some people (but not all) become Democrats.

I really recommend it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaE98w1KZ-c

[xJones]

I love this picture because you have an elephant walking by a mother squirrel and her young, with a dirty old man in a raincoat standing nearby. a

[kcvl]

Jeremy Zilber, a professor and diehard liberal,

Zilber is a Visiting Assistant Professor of Government at Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, and has a permanent position at UWM

His mother proposed Zilber write about politics. After all, he had been teaching the subject for seven to eight years and was holding a position at Lawrence University.

Zilber said the second installment tries to address specific policies like stem cell research, the environment, labor unions and education.

his mother, Judy, who lives in Moss Beach

Why Mommy Is a Democrat” shows Democratic squirrels sharing their toys “just like Mommy does” and background images that include a scary-looking elephant trampling a homeless person’s bench.

[BipolarBob]

I am glad it is written fairy tale style so their won’t be any mistaken that this belongs in the fiction aisle.

[mylife]

The first earth has the thermometer in backwards

[coydog]

You know, this kind of reminds me of the storybooks that Nazis gave out to kids... Der Giftpilz and all that rot. Same kind of poison.

[Salman]

Seriously folks. Do you really think even children are fooled by this?

Remember, it's not the children buying these books. It is the parents who are fooled into thinking this is effective propaganda.

Don't laugh. One day such of these books as survive child-handling may be valuable collectors items.

[mylife]

Looks th me like the GOP pachyderm is the one going after “mumbly Joe The pervert” while the dem mommy looks on L0L

[kcvl]

Today’s Poster Child for Pap has to be Jeremy Zilber . Zilber’s got all the career achievements you need to be the very model of a modern moist Democrat. B.A. from Oberlin, styles himself a “lifelong Democrat and political activist,” has written a “scholarly” book whose bias shrieks out in its title (”Racialized Coverage of Congress: The News in Black and White”), lives with his partner and her daughter, and a cat. He’s got all the fundamentals down pat. Now comes his crowning achievement, a children’s book called ... wait for it.... Why Mommy is a Democrat.

http://tinyurl.com/322nb2

[rwa265]

I think we can ask why our two mommies (or our two daddies) are democrats.

[kcvl]

Jeremy Zilber

[wbill]

Start the brainwashing early......

One of my (Dimocrat) relatives picked up a "Future Democrat" T-Shirt for WBill, Jr. as a XMas present. Somehow, it disappeared. Maybe one of Santa's reindeer picked it up by mistake.

I can't imagine a more inappropriate shirt - no matter if it was Dem or Republican. Not sure what's worse....Adults that feel the need to push their politics on children, or People that enable Adults to push their politics on children. Disgusting.