Posted on 03/02/2009 11:41:08 AM PST by krh6626
A new study shows that the states that consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption.
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...
And in the time it took to check your profile, the title of this thread was changed. Amusing.
what people do in the privacy of their homes is fine by me....
will ABC be doing a study on the states which are the biggest consumers of my tax $$$ ala entitlement programs????
didn’t think so......
An already debunked “story” from the straight-arrow media.
Actually, there is an explanation. Viagra sales are much higher in Blue States, thus, liberals don’t ‘function’ properly and have no need to buy porn.
DRT for this troll.
I think this got posted yesterday too.
It's a well know fact that Liberals are morally pure, perfect, righteous, they walk on water, they part the waters of the RED Sea, they save the little children, they NEVER spread hate, they do not lie, cheat, steal, litter or fowl themselves while on the toilet.
They are as pure as the virgin snow, the messiah, here to save the Earth from all evil, especially those filthy Conservatives.
It's why they are Liberal, Progressive, enlightened, irradiate the Chi.
On the other hand, this Troll managed to survive more than 3 months under our evil noses, as well as several others who have revealed themselves but are still here.
It looks like the Mods are wisely keeping a fresh supply of toys available for the Kats to play with. therefore they are wiser than they appear. “I kan haz another mouse to play with?...Pleeze?”
But why can't we have the Viking Kitty song again? “We come from the land of the ice and snow”..........I do miss that one a lot!
As I watch today’s stock ticker, it occurs to me that soon it won’t just be conservatives who are consuming cat food.
I live in a blue state, yet I watch the country getting screwed everyday by the spendocrats in Washington D.C. I consider that ponographic by any standard!
Clearly it's tj\he liberals in Red states who are consuming the porn. Since the states are Red that means the hot chicks wouldn't give a liberal the time of day. Porn is all they've got left.
In blue states, however, when the liberal babes (if such a thing exists) see what a real man is .... but there are still a few liberal babes left over for the pinkos.
There.
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Libs tape themselves.
Considering this is a totally fabricated story by ABC, I wouldn’t find it hard to believe Republicans like looking at naked chicks. I bet liberals would be the biggest consumers of gay porn.
Liberals don’t even cheat on their taxes! Oh...wait a minute...
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