TSA Question: Who Searches The Transgendered Passengers?(Obvious Vanity)

TCRLAF | 11-24-10 | TCRLAF

[tcrlaf]

And how much do they pay for the Happy Ending?

[tcrlaf]

Any thoughts?

[AU72]

That’s easy. A transgendered TSA person.

[Psalm 144]

Transgendered TSA hermaphrodites.

[Izzy Dunne]

Any thoughts?

Yes, none of them good ones.

[mrmeyer]

Steven Slater?

[billorites]

Pleased to meet you.
Want to meet my glove?

[MrB]

So what’s the point of a “same sex” patdown
if the TSA has a “gay friendly” hiring policy?

[SnakeDoctor]

Whomever drew the short straw, I presume. “Haha. You’re on tranny detail!!”

SnakeDoc

[MNDude]

why aren’t these people in a padded room?

[Drill Thrawl]

How 'bout...

[I Buried My Guns]

Query: I am flying out of San Francisco on my way home. I do not want to be handled, groped, or fondled by a homosexual.

Can I request a heterosexual TSA groper? The thought that a guy is getting any kind of sexual gratification by fondling me is hurl-inducing.

[for-q-clinton]

I am going to take the opposite approach. I am going to ask for a female groping.

[Mr. Silverback]

Actually, the politically correct answer is “Whichever gender the transgendered person wants to do the search,” because in PC land gender is defined by the individual. So, if a person was born Bob and now thinks he’s named Monica, he can request a female TSA agent to handle the junk-touching. I guarantee you that if Bob is pre-op, and the female TSA agent even mentions that there’s male genitalia under his skirt, there will be a lawsuit.

[the invisib1e hand]

Any thoughts?

Well, just a question. Why does an obvious vanity need a tag?

[Eyes Unclouded]

So it isn’t gay if a straight guy does it?

What an interesting time we live in.

[pogo101]

TSA should simply ask anyone whose gender is not obvious, “Would you prefer a male or female security person to do the screening?”

But what I want to know is, whom does a transgendered **TSA employee** get to search?

[freedumb2003]

I wanted to say I am gay and insist on a female to do the pat down.

But then I remembered that most female TSA agents look like rosie o’donnell.

[N. Theknow]

TSA Question: Who Searches The Transgendered Passengers?(Obvious Vanity)

TSA Supervisor Mike Hunt

[albie]

“Androgynous Pat” of course!

[swain_forkbeard]

“So what’s the point of a “same sex” patdown
if the TSA has a “gay friendly” hiring policy?”

It implies that hetero is the norm and amounts to discrimination against the norm. If he is to be groped in public, I think the traveller ought to be able to specify the gender of the groper.