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Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags of Heroin (From ONE woman)
MyFox Phoenix ^
Posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:35 AM PDT by Stoat
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Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: grievousaxewound; guilty; heroin; humor; idhitit; karinmackaliunas; lazwouldhitit; mackaliunas; naughtyhoeping; notguilty; pennsylvania; scranton
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To: wideawake; tx_eggman
Why 22 cents? Why?
It just felt better.
OR -
Because 50 Cent had already hit that...
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posted on
03/21/2011 8:18:29 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
To: Stoat
"What's this? Oh, a bag of heroin was in your ear!"
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posted on
03/21/2011 8:18:45 AM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: JoeProBono
To: NCjim
Her boyfriend, a “Cunning Linguist”, reportedly has died of a heroin overdose.
Heroin, It’s what’s for dinner! lol
To: mt tom
Sounds more like one of them there clown cars at the circus!
She could smuggle Mexicans!
To: Doogle
As exploration continues, we may soon know what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
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posted on
03/21/2011 8:25:14 AM PDT
by
sjmjax
(Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
To: Stoat
As someone said so correctly: “You can’t make this stuff up!”
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posted on
03/21/2011 8:26:07 AM PDT
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: Stoat
***A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, ****
Let me guess....When not runing dope she works at a Mexican strip joint, somehow a donkey comes to mind.
OK, that was bad!
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posted on
03/21/2011 8:26:59 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Visit the TOMMY FRANKS MILITARY MUSEUM in HOBART, OK. I did, well worth it!)
To: Stoat
In the words of Bill Maher, “Big dumb twat”.
49
posted on
03/21/2011 8:30:50 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages.)
To: Las Vegas Ron
Yeah I think this story is stretching things just a bit!!!
50
posted on
03/21/2011 8:32:46 AM PDT
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: I cannot think of a name
There was a police dog too.How do you know it was a police dog?There was a policeman with him.
51
posted on
03/21/2011 8:52:29 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: wideawake
OK lady,which guy paid you 22 cents for sex?”They all did.”
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posted on
03/21/2011 8:59:29 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: 70th Division; Lazamataz
There are just too many jokes. 
Hawkins: So...I was going down on my girlfriend and told her, "Geez you have a big [DELETED], Geez youu have a big [DELETED]....
.....Oh....and Laz would hit it!
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:03:03 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: Stoat
Seesh, what is she, a kangaroo?
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:05:19 AM PDT
by
Balding_Eagle
(Overproduction, one of the top five worries of the American Farmer each and every year..)
To: Stoat
this is BEYOND sick!
How in the world could she fit that much stuff in there!?
I wouldn’t want to be her boyfriend, I bet he doesn’t even know when it’s in.
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:05:43 AM PDT
by
TexasFreeper2009
(Obama = Carter 2.0 The Epic Fail Edition)
To: 70th Division; Lazamataz
There are just too many jokes. 
Hawkins: So...I was going down on my girlfriend and told her, "Geez you have a big [DELETED], Geez youu have a big [DELETED]....
.....Oh....and Laz would hit it!
56
posted on
03/21/2011 9:08:23 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: Stoat
57
posted on
03/21/2011 9:09:33 AM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget)
To: outhousepatrol
What a “Cunning Stunt” that was!
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:09:53 AM PDT
by
Utah Binger
(Southern Utah where the Inman FReepers Meet July 23 Pray Jim Rob Can Make It)
To: Lazamataz
Yeah I think this story is stretching things just a bit!!!
“Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, ‘Y’know I’d like a little [DELETED}.’ She said, ‘Me too, mine’s as big as a house!’”
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:11:38 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: Stoat
RIP Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero
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posted on
03/21/2011 9:13:36 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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