Posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf
Just a little fun on an an early morning! Please fell free to add your own quips, on things that send our Democrat/liberal friends in to low orbit.
Mine so far: "So, have you seen real Obama's Birth Certificate, yet?"
"Have you paid your taxes lately?"
"How's those gas prices, eh?"
"What happened to your 'Close Gitmo NOW!' sign?"
If you saw that on a t-shirt, I want one!lol
Oh, so THAT is the solution to the new lack of manned space launch capabilities. I LIKE it.
“maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.”
If he’s alone in that room,,,, well,,, yeah.
Make your own on cafepress!
I’m betting someone else already has.
How’s that hope and change working out for you?
“Boy, the President’s rich oil buddies sure are getting rich off us, aren’t they?”
Since we agree that setting tax rates at zero or setting tax rates at 100% would both result in no money coming into the treasury, what number between zero and 100% tax rates do you think would result the the maximum money to the treasury?
“Man, isn’t life great?”
“Isn’t this a wonderful country?”
How come Obama can find $100 Billion in the budget to spend on Libyan Kinetic Military Action, but he can't cut $100 Billion from the budget for deficit reduction?
How are things down at the Hiring Hall?
How has the Lord blessed you today?
Democrat? How did your wife react when you came out of the closet?
Obama has done such a horrible job as President, that even Kenyans are saying he was born in America these days.
“Gee, I HOPE I can find some CHANGE”
Obama has done such a horrible job as President, that Hawaii provided Hilary Clinton’s long form birth certificate.
Oooooh, now that’s mean.
***I love f’in with lefties...they are so neurotic that just making eye contact with them is enough to send them to a weeks worth of therapy...*****
Watch their eyes...
Years ago a newscaster was going to interview a lib about the death penalty.
In my mind’s eye I saw a man who would be tall, unkempt hair, scraggly beard, and a wild idealistic look in his eye dressed in a suit.
When the interview came, the man interviewed was tall and thin, unkempt blond hair, scraggly beard, wild, wild look in his eye, dressed in a tux, going in to some lib party.
Scarry!
Obama dithers while America withers.
(Upon viewing a liberal with her child) That one got away, huh?
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