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Molests Your Poodle
Free Republic original content | 5/24/2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 05/24/2012 6:49:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

Good point. And your piece (as always) is well-written.


21 posted on 05/24/2012 7:10:17 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: hummingbird

96 Satisfied Customers!™


22 posted on 05/24/2012 7:10:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: Lazamataz

Several months ago I made the decision to self-identify as a minority. It’s been so much fun, I may add a second minority.


23 posted on 05/24/2012 7:11:05 AM PDT by Lady Lucky (Non-compliant, not govt-issued, and not voting for Romney.)
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To: Lazamataz

so laz did you ever join the facebook political group Knuckle Dragging Conservative yet? it’s lonely in there!


24 posted on 05/24/2012 7:14:07 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Let me ABOs run loose Lou, let me ABOs run loose! They are of much use Lou, so let me ABOs run loose)
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To: Lazamataz
"Your Native American Name Is: Ahanu Howahkah"

"Your name means: Laughing One of the Mysterious Voice "

First of all the many online quizzes I've taken over the years that actually got it right.


25 posted on 05/24/2012 7:14:29 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz; shibumi
Material lacking in quality will be moved to a different category.. "SpecialEd".

A little input from the boy names Sioux.

26 posted on 05/24/2012 7:16:00 AM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner; Salamander; TheOldLady
Poodle Bites, Poodle Chewses (Not a speck of cereal!)
27 posted on 05/24/2012 7:16:22 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Lazamataz

A Cherokee boy asked his father.

“Father, how did I get my name”

The father replied “Cherokee men name their sons after the first thing we see when they are born”

“Why do you ask? Two Dogs %ucking”.


28 posted on 05/24/2012 7:16:59 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: P.O.E.

“... many online quizzes...”

That was fun. My name is Olathe Yepe... means Beautiful Snow Woman. I kinda like it!!


29 posted on 05/24/2012 7:18:33 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: momtothree; P.O.E.
Wow, I took the quiz. I am .. no joke... Hitite Yapyip, meaning Molests Your Poodle.

How cool was that.

30 posted on 05/24/2012 7:22:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: shibumi

Nothin’ but the best for my dog!


31 posted on 05/24/2012 7:25:35 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (To criticize the government is to speak blasphemy against a liberal's god.)
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To: Lazamataz
Not enuf details. What form should these screeds take?


32 posted on 05/24/2012 7:27:32 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Lazamataz
Please Add me to your ping list.

The web site said My name was: Your Native American Name Is: Wynono Howahkah

Your name means: Firstborn One of the Mysterious Voice

But I prefer "Runs with Beer"

33 posted on 05/24/2012 7:28:01 AM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


34 posted on 05/24/2012 7:28:07 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: verga
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35 posted on 05/24/2012 7:30:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: Lazamataz
Ward Churchill, another faux Indian, is called “Walking Eagle” by the tribe he claims...it's because he's so full of sh*t he can't fly.
36 posted on 05/24/2012 7:34:00 AM PDT by twister881
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To: Red Badger

Man, I never even had a chance to say that first.
Stop taking all the good lines.


37 posted on 05/24/2012 7:38:28 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ve polled the two standard poodles in my house and the response was unanimous:

“He tries to hit it and we take his face off.”

And then they resumed napping.


38 posted on 05/24/2012 7:39:47 AM PDT by nodumbblonde ("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
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To: Lazamataz
Well, it is a dog-eat-dog world, after all.

Unless you're Barack Obama, that is. Heh. I heard his Indian name is "Dances With Moonbats", or maybe that was Liz Warren.

39 posted on 05/24/2012 7:40:12 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’re a hoot, Laz!! Thank you for making me laugh today!!


40 posted on 05/24/2012 7:40:41 AM PDT by momtothree
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