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Shiny Turds!
Free Republic Original Content | July1, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 07/01/2012 11:07:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz

So many "conservative" pundits have been polishing the turd that emanated from the SCOTUS on Obamacare, that I thought I'd have a go at it.

Let us leave aside the notion that somehow this will energize the conservative base, and result in a thorough trouncing of all Democrats at the polls in November. After all, now that one of the fundamental tenets in the social contract between government and her citizens - that the government cannot force commerce -- has been shredded, how does it matter? Yes, our side may prevail, but can anyone guarentee that is a permanent condition? One election that favors Democrats, and all bets are off. Any behavior can be coerced, any product can be forced upon an unwilling public.

So let's look at some other 'silver linings'.

1) We need not think for ourselves any more. The government can make our purchasing decisions for us. After all, we have busy lives, and there are too many choices. No longer do we need to concern ourselves with decisions! Thanks, John Roberts!

2) Armed with the ability to force purchases, when it is clear what purchases will be mandated, we can invest in those companies! We will get quickly rich! Well, so long as we are permitted to purchase stocks. It's likely the government will make that choice for us, now. Thanks, John Roberts!

3) The Supreme Court has come firmly down on the side of heavyhanded government dictates. We will be amazingly successful, as a nation, with a Centralized Command Economy. No longer do we need to worry about the fluctuations of the market, the government will control all that for us! We will have the wonderful successes seen in Fascist Italy, the former Soviet Union, and Cuba. Oh, wait.... well, whatever. Thanks, John Roberts!

4) We can force people to buy all sorts of things! Burial insurance, liability insurance on a personal level, and slander/libel insurance if you wish to post your opinions on the internet! Now people can sue each other a lot more, and it is clear that we need to sharply control those opinions on the internet. Thanks, John Roberts!

5) FINALLY! The Commerce Clause has been limited. Well, okay, maybe a whole new justification for social control has been created -- the power to tax -- but, hey, the limiting of the Commerce Clause makes it so... that.. uhhh.... never mind. Whatever. Thanks, John Roberts!

Wait. Now that I reread what I have written, maybe there is no upside to this, The turd cannot be polished. This July 4th, I will mourn the country I lost.

Thanks, John Roberts!


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To: Lazamataz

Happened to me once.

I ate three cans of sardines the day before...

Scared the shine out a me before I remembered the sardines!


61 posted on 07/01/2012 4:17:45 PM PDT by djf ("There are more old drunkards than old doctors." - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: tumblindice
Shakespeare, lol...

Leave it to a Dem majority congress to mistake BIG PILES of droppings and leavings, for actual beef.

Package it up, have it end up in the Court, which regurgitates it...

... too bad it's what they are trying to tell is "what's for dinner".

62 posted on 07/01/2012 4:29:47 PM PDT by BlueDragon (when the baby looks around Him, it's suchasight to see He shares a simple secret withtheWiseman)
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To: Crazieman
“My truck is packed for the first state that actually starts serious secession proceedings.”

Texas kept the option to secede when we joined the union.

63 posted on 07/01/2012 4:48:10 PM PDT by Marcella (God wouldn't vote for Romney so I won't, either.)
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To: ari-freedom
I know the reason for all the silver ling articles. It’s not to convince US that there is a silver lining. It’s to convince Roberts that he’s not completely hated by conservatives so that there’s a way back ‘home.’ If Roberts feels he’s hated by conservatives, he’ll just say “oh screw ‘em” and be like Souter, who doesn’t even pretend to care about the Constitution.

Let me get this straight. The liberal elite media threatens to come out guns blazing against Roberts and the Supreme Court if Obamacare isn't upheld, and that is sufficient to make Roberts cravenly cave and crap on the constitution for Obama. But somehow after all that, we think being nice to John Roberts is the way to make him do what you want? I don't know if that theory holds up, but the GOP is the stupid party so who knows.

64 posted on 07/01/2012 5:57:55 PM PDT by Junior_G (Funny how liberals' love affair with Muslims began on 9/11)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes, Slings, they can be impeached, it’s happened once.

REMOVED, however, is another story; that’s never happened.

Samuel P. Chase - The Senate voted to acquit Chase of all charges on March 1, 1805. He is the only U.S. Supreme Court justice to have been impeached.


65 posted on 07/01/2012 9:27:17 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Old Sarge

If at first you don’t succeed...


66 posted on 07/01/2012 10:22:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: VRWC For Truth; MissMagnolia

Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! :-)


67 posted on 07/01/2012 10:43:22 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX ( The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else. ~)
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To: VRWC For Truth

545


68 posted on 07/02/2012 5:28:34 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Pining_4_TX

After that most strange & awful ruling Thursday, it felt like the ‘Germans’ had bombed Pearl Harbor!


69 posted on 07/02/2012 5:29:54 AM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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To: Lazamataz

That was great work for a man with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek, Lazamataz, my dear.

I don’t care what anyone says, zer0care is a turd that will never be polished, decoupaged, dressed up, obfuscated, or otherwise improved in any way. It is an unmitigated disaster that should be thrown out in toto along with the miscreants who voted for it in the first place.

What part of “The Largest Tax Increase In History” don’t people understand? A bunch of chattering, lying-fool commies who keep insisting that it is not a tax does not make it a fee. IT’S A TAX, YOU LYING SACKS OF SOMETHING THAT CAN’T BE POLISHED.

Our solution should be massive, country-wide disobedience of this foul and destructive power grab by the ruling idiots who can’t rule their own excreta, let alone a country as great as this one.

They keep giving us martyrs, of whom they have made frightening examples. It is about time that we avenged them, every last one.


70 posted on 07/02/2012 6:00:53 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

Would a Turd by any other name smell as bad?


71 posted on 07/02/2012 6:05:13 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: Lazamataz

72 posted on 07/02/2012 7:24:04 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

NEAT, how did you get the art effect?


73 posted on 07/02/2012 7:25:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: Lazamataz

74 posted on 07/02/2012 7:51:42 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the ping!


75 posted on 07/02/2012 11:46:49 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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Bookmark for later
76 posted on 07/09/2012 12:23:28 AM PDT by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: Lazamataz
The only way to polish a road apple, lawn sausage, field frisbee, or human turd is to dry it and spray it with clear laquer!
77 posted on 07/09/2012 1:11:54 AM PDT by dalereed
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