Curtsey
Posted on 05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Jay Carney: "My, there Republicans are obsessed with Benghazi. Benghazi was a bump in the road. I mean, what difference does it make? Obama was asleep while he watched it unfold. It's the Republican's fault because they pushed for the Sequestration that Obama invented. Rush Limbaugh is a bad man. This is a FoxNews-created scandal extensively reported on by CBS. George W. Bush is to blame. It's a vast right wing conspiracy. The terrorists that did this were not committing an act of terror. We never once altered the talking points' twelve different versions. These talking points originated in the CIA that the White House authored. This was a spontaneous uprising caused by an offensive video that nobody ever saw. The Koch brothers are evil. We only made one adjustment - 'consulate' to 'diplomatic facility' -- among the hundreds of other adjustments. Mitch McConnell is a bad man. Newt Gingrich. If we do not count the Navy Seals that were ready to respond, the nearby fighter aircraft and the Specter gunship circling overhead, there were no assents we could have responded with. Why are Republicans such fringers? Mitt Romney caused the entire Benghazi tragedy. Just because Barack Obama is the only person that could order the assets to stand down, doesn't mean someone else didn't do it. It's too soon after these tragic events, besides, it was a really long time ago. This breaking series of events that happened Friday is old news. Why are you attacking Hillary? It's because you hate women, isn't it?"
You forgot the Bill Russell line from the Old Saturday Night Live:
"It's because I'm black, isn't it?"
With what we have going on in this country, there is a lot of knitting to be done.
There appears to be a certain level of panic because we’re unraveling THEIR knitting.
:-)
Exactly so.
” . Just because Barack Obama is the only person that could order the assets to stand down, doesn’t mean someone else didn’t do it.”
LOL!
Personally, I blame John You-have-nothing-to-fear-from-an-Obama-presidency McCain for all of it.
Tractor trailer of skeins on the way....
Das racis!
Laz
This is brilliant. Now go post it on DU and see how long it takes them to realize it’s satire.
I have a dear friend who is a far-leftwinger. He began tripping out over my copy/paste (of this) on Facebook. I must have hit a bone. :)
LOLOL! Thank you for the chuckle, Laz!
That is one of the best shows they ever did.
FR really needs to get a like button or in your case an ‘I Luv Laz in all his glory’ button...
;)
-actually you brighten my day and always make me laugh-thanx-
Lily-Q
I liked “Scott Tennerman Must Die”
Curtsey
bump
Thanks for the bumpo!
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